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If your pastor scares you that's the holy spirit convicting you. The answer is to repent and accept Jesus as your personal lord and savior.

So now that twitter knows, they can 'let someone hack his account' and post shit every 6 days.

Why man? Is it because of the camwhores or are you fucking herione addicts again? Or is it just that you're an asshole in general.

Well since you brought it up ... I would like to be able to DP my wife without having to kill a motherfucker afterwards.

Is that a dick joke?

Make your next name Trayvon Washington and your avatar a black fist. Then you can do or say anything you want.

I was hoping someone would have a better reason than the cynical BS that jurors are too dumb to take notes. If that's what you think of jurors maybe you shouldn't be allowed to preside over a jury trial. Obviously you have no faith in them. I also read they fear the note taking jurors will...

I did some looking and apparently only a few states specifically allow note taking by law and one state disallows it by law. All other states leave it up to the judge.

Got a question for our lawyers or anyone else with inside knowledge. Why do some judges not allow jurors to take notes? My wife is on jury duty now. It's a week long trial about what I consider to be a technical crime (theft by aggregate) and she's not allowed to take notes. It kinda floored...

The fact that he's doing it in this thread sure makes it look like he's longing for a stable relationship.

Holy shit how do they keep knocking it out of the park like this? I'm worried they can't keep it at this level much longer.

Are you sure there's not a rule about needing tits? He probably put it in the grownup section so no one would ask.

I agreed with you until the last word. Don't think he has it in him to remain anonymous. Maybe a new business tycoon named mon jackafee will appear on the scene with a clean shave and a can do attitude. But that's as close as I think he can get to that.

Maybe I'm getting my british losers mixed up, but I thought he did have that and his woman left him.

Bisi. Save us by posting a pic of the tranny's butthole.

I'm sure that worked just fine for your parents but my dad wasn't raising a dummy.

umm 42?

Some of that is a case of people choosing to remember the bad. I could dwell on bad shit too but then I'd be a miserable person. Being a parent is hard. It's not something that can be learned from a manual.

Reminds me of the cat who shit in my daughter's shoe. It had it's tail up, squatting in the shoe with it's head turned back looking her right in the fucking eye.

I just spent 5 minutes looking for this thread in the shaw.

I was going to say: Split the difference. Go to the funeral and be nice. But hire a couple of strippers to sit in the back and wail and carry on as if they were fucking him. But after reading cutlery's next post it may hit too close to home. Be sure to offer them a bonus if anyone attacks...

I just want to say, that's not luck. Apparently using words correctly is not important in your industry.

Well 2 things. First yeah, ragnarok was different because it was so good. Or maybe it was memorable because it was so different. But second, while ragnorok was good and memorable, the others meld together and I couldn't have told you that was thor3 if not for the context in this thread...

With as many movies as there are in the MCU, it is way too much work to keep straight what happened in thor1 vs thor 2 or 3. Fuck that. Was he awesome whenever he was on screen no matter who's movie it was? Then he was awesome.

I'd be out of the waffle house in an hour.

My dad only met his dad once. He went his whole life thinking he had abandoned them. His sole memory was his dad showing up one day and giving him a dollar coin. Then he talked to my grandmother in private for a while and as he was leaving he borrowed the dollar from my dad for bus fare or...

My dad was pretty great. He died at age 53 I think. I'm 45 now so that's something that worries me. It was from a heart attack and the coroner said he had been having minor heart attacks for a while but the pain was being masked by pain he was getting from his tailbone. This was 20+ years...

when you get a thai massage and they don't touch your dick. Yeah yeah sure my wife was there getting a massage too but I still feel like she should have touched my dick.

How do they know? I self identify as vaccinated.

If that knife is also used to repair the garden hose your analogy makes sense.

I lean towards wrong. She is clearly dressing up like loki and apparently he's the most common variant. So what's up with the timeline bombing? Looked to me like she just sent reset charges out. All they do is reset the timeline and the TVA does it all the time. Seems like that shouldn't...

None of them are as bad as not going down on a girl.

Batman is a fucking asshole I guess. Might as well give him a wife beater and a 40 in a brown paper sack.

I'm upset that girl loki wasn't hotter. Bitch better clean up nice after a shower.

Now that would be a hell of a twist.

It's like there's 10 of you who copy paste from the same site.

If the cock shaped ball gag fits ...

That's sort of what I was thinking. That guy was a garbage tier drunken fighter. Wouldn't surprise me if they tried to copy the choreography directly from Jackie Chan fights.

Yeah well, you're not fucking trailer park trash who might be looking to trap someone into 18 years of child support. Are you?

First off, i need pics. I'm curious what you mean by thicc. Second, do you tell girls up front that you're snipped? They might not want to mess with you if they know they can't trap you with a baby.