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who is val in the comics?

I downloaded a porn last year where the description was something about meeting this girl at a bar and bringing her home. They were fucking in front of the TV and the TV was basically the sound track. By the halfway point I was more concerned with what the TV show was than the hot chick...

I see it was 15 seconds in. That sleeve they put him in doesn't look long enough.

How much time had elapsed? The replays don't have a clock.

WHAT THE FUCK! Holy shit.

Yeah I missed most of that fight due to the streams crapping out. But GOT DAMN at that leg. I thought for sure it was going to be broken. Then when he was walking on it all flopping around I figured he must be heavily medicated.

When he survived the initial knock down I thought he was good. Thanks and wow. Grant may have won on those score cards but he was the one who got his ass whipped.

Do we ever get to know which 2 rounds they gave to grant?

sakulic got fucking robbed.

Yeah and him snatching balls out of the air isn't even what made him the GOAT. It was the yards after the catch. Yeah, this is why I'm hoping the redskins wind up with him. Even better if they trade up for him. Imagine him taking a huge sack and going into a seizure. It would be horrible...

I'm guessing the Josh Fight coordinates are the exact center of the country. It's about 36 minutes away. Is anyone live streaming it?

Or until you got out of bed?

Well it's from 2009. So the video should be out there somewhere. First pic was from a news story and is all blurred out like japanese porn. Not 100% sure if the other pics are her. The pages they come from aren't clear.

Saw a truck of this stuff on the way to work. I'd never heard of it before. It had a cartoon like this on the side too. I legit thought it was someone running moonshine who had made up a fake business until I got to a computer and could look them up.

He told a girl, "I hope you choke on a poisoned American Inventor dick before your half breed baby has a chance to escape your diseased cunt and find out what a complete fucking idiot it has for a mom" I mean, that was the one that put it over the edge. "Suck start a shotgun before your baby daddy has a...

Maybe he eventually got sick of her shit and this was how he broke up with her.

That sounds like too much common sense, which as we all know is racist. First and only rule of #metoo is to pump up the numbers. Get the numbers up high enough and #believeallwomen kicks in and facts don't matter.

Sounds like he called the right lawyer.

Someone recently told me a story about a house fire that started with a wasp nest. Apparently there was a big ole nest and the homeowner decided to put a little gasonline on it and light it on fire. I was like, what a dumbass, why the fuck would you even think of something like that. now I...

Why would you say that? Are mixed and albino are mutually exclusive?

She is an albino American Inventor though, right? Lookit those freckles, that hair, that wide nose sucking up all the white man's oxygen.

I don't get the dolphin memes lately. Can someone explain? Some examples.

Looked to me more like Sarah had a case of civilization fever.

If they do have them then they're "Legal as far as I know's"?

I have dreams sometimes where I can fly and can't come back to the ground. I try to make it positive but I'm afraid to go outside. But those don't tickle my pickle. The last dream to do that was one where I had a huge house with a room for everything. Xbox room. Playstation room. Movie...

How much does a live in maid cost?