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I feel old, I graduated high school when F&F1 came out

People who argue traffic laws.

Don't judge me, you're the one who got me hooked on this smack. J-j-just one more run, just one more, the Succubus will drop, yeah bro, yeah.

Religious/Political/Any topic that people get over worked about and are incapable of actually debating People who call me and ask 'What are doing?" people who take worthless college majors and then bitch about lack of career opportunities Being in a dungeon and the tank leaves right at the...

Oh don't get me wrong, it took me forever to get those 3. Got the dryad from the PAL machine and the other 2 from the low level dungeons. Got some shitty shaitan and a bunch of dragons. Got the light dragon that turns dark orbs to light so that one isn't so bad

Fuck yes, evolved my Naga and Dryad also got a mermaid to drop. Going to evolve her as soon as I get more stamina. pumped right now, my team is finally starting to rape shit.

Maybes you is allergic to cilantros?

He's scared of the nazi mods bro

Has a really nice avatar but it was better when it was animated, also they are one of my favorite Canadians.

Stars in the tranny porn I am watching

I like Rhinos

I'm an education major and a lot of my 100-200 level classes coincided with social worker majors. Holy fuck you would have thought these fuckers were going on crusade. Seemed like every professor teaching those classes pumps their heads with horror stories of deadbeat parents and how they (the...

Shittiest punch line ever

I always leave my Greater Valk, mainly because that's the only thing I have that's worth a shit.

Fuck yeah.jpg Ran the mermaid dungeon till my stamina ran out. Got jack and shit, decided to pull on the PAL machine for shits and grins. Got Dryad, it's no mermaid but its still a healer thats not a carbuncle.

Just ordered this. Hopefully this certifies me to Diamond cutter someone

I used to work as a line cook and if was a waitress/waiter we hated we made sure to cook their food the slowest. Quickest way to piss a customer off and fuck the waiter

She loves you yet makes you pay $100 to inject her. God damn son havent you figured out that junkie bitch will say anything. You're a fucking walking ATM and I don't mean ass to mouth. I assume that atm has already happened though.

Nope, you fall in love and pay for her pimps, excuse me, live in friends heroin habit

Something

Jesus fucking christ make a "Should you tip the waitress and how much thread" make sure the word "thread" is there. That's the most important part.

Cool, China takeover it is then. Mainly just been dicking around to get to lvl5. I'll read the wikis and figure what i am doing. You're like my E-sim Kenobi and shit bro.

Don't forget the forehead kisses. Those are key

China seems like its shit bro. Why SK be hating on China? We need to push in Polands shit.

Im level 4 bro. Just got done fighting the evil americans.

Signing up for beta reader now. PLzkthx

So I said fuck the Sons of Medusa. Me and neon green paint don't go together so well. Decided on a Crimson Fists army. Digging the look. Got couple of gift certificates to my local hobby shop. Time to buy super expensive Elite units I'll never actually use in a game!

Nah brah, Im not a Charleston native. I hail from the more advanced Eastern Panhandle. Martinsburg to be exact. We like to think we're "The D.C. Area"

Im in, BigGreen. Jug nation takeover starts now. Also, I have no idea wtf I am doing

Denmark, I wanted to be a special snowflake

Yeah it's weird seeing the places on MTV. Cracks me up when they do shit like Picasso said with the "local" swimming hole being 20miles away.

I got another dragon. Will go well in my No healer Greater valk party /wrist

Your also a '13er. That makes you a bad person. Go Herd!

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First of all welcome back bro. Secondly, Trex/Tyen were massive cock gobblers. They got outed as being shitty mods and doing some shady shit with web advertising. Evelys made MoreNetz, come to find out Evelys is a dude named Jeff. Jeff got outed by the RL chick whose picture he was using...

Wtf ever happened to spawn? used to read those comics all the time growing up. Think I may still have a bunch of the toys in storage

Have enough points for 11 PAL eggs, decided to roll once just to see and got the green blob. Fuck you PAL machine, in the ass, with a cactus.

Yo big Ern, heard you been doing some writing in your spare time. Bronies

For 95% of the people around here their daily schedule is Get high, buy alcohol, walk around wal mart, play Xbox. For the other 5% we go to work.

Yeah they come into the Wally world I work at. We've had to punt them out numerous times