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  1. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Must be some kinda trick hammer. Super strong magnets repelling each other or something. Right? RIGHT? Look how fucked up that block of wood is. This aint the first person to have trouble. I wish he'd given the hammer to his girl. I bet she woulda done it.
  2. Hoss

    The Fall Guy (2024)

    It would probably be more accurate to say characters instead of actors. Back then, 99% of what we knew about actors were the characters they portrayed on screen. Chuck and Bert mostly played the same character over and over. Harrison and Lee might not have always been the same characters, but...
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    The D&D thread

    I don't understand and the videos don't explain it. It looks like it's a D12 but with each number printed on it 3 times. But he says in the video there are gyroids in other than D4. Google AI says something about when it lands, a vertex will be straight up with 3 faces around it. That sounds...
  4. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    A week and a half late.
  5. Hoss

    The Acolyte

    Not gonna argue that because I don't know for sure. What I do know is that you need oxygen for fire.
  6. Hoss

    The Boys

    Nah son, either the image is reversed or she's a lefty. If she shoulders her rifle right above the bando, the bullets are facing correctly for easy 1 handed reloads. Since the bando doesn't actually go over her shoulder, there's no reason not to do it that way and have the bullets closer...
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    The Acolyte

    Who is the padawan? The girl doing the killing was left for dead by the jedi. First episode was some fucking hack writing. I especially enjoyed the space fire, which was obviously liquid oxygen burning off that happens to be stored just below the fuselage. Right? Good thing the space fire...
  8. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    I just saw one this week. I forgot to ask about this. She was kinda cute.
  9. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Got a question for you old farts. I've had bifocals for a few years but I never used them much. If you go back to my post from a week ago, you'll see that I suddenly started needing readers, so I've been using those bifocals a lot. Now, when I have no glasses I often see a line in my...
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    The D&D thread

    In DC20 I keep seeing things like, as a fighter you regain stamina by performing maneuvers. But maneuvers cost stamina, right? So you regain it by spending it? At what rate? If it's more than you spend that just means stamina is a non factor. If it's less, why not just make the maneuver...
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    The Fishing Thread

    I've never heard of anyone who would not eat river fish. I've only heard from people who would not eat fish from specific lakes because the lake was known to be heavily polluted. Now that I think about it, I would not eat anything from the rio grande. So there's one river.
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    The D&D thread

    As far as I know, yes. But they're from 1994 so maybe the copyrights have expired. Also, doesn't D&D have a really relaxed copyright where they specifically allow people like this? So when you're playing you would have the 5e books available too? Including tashas and xanathars and fizbans...
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    The D&D thread

    I was 0 for 4 lifetime on buying stocks. All 4 that I directly bought eventually failed and got de-listed. So I bought apple stock like 5-10 years ago. As you can guess, it didn't work.
  14. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    I'mma stop you right there. That doesn't exist. All 'content creators' everywhere are insufferable cunts. But thanks for the answer. Post a link to one you like and I'll watch it. So is it basically "Start wth 5E but with these exceptions"? Or do you just not have as many items and lore...
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    The Acolyte

    The gotcha moment is when you finish the season finale and they send a fat dude to your house and have him shit on your chest. Source: who do you think they hired for the chest shitting? I'm on a strict diet of nothing but chili for the foreseeable future.
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    The D&D thread

    maybe I'm too much of a min maxxer, but even an attack at disadvantage is better than wasting the action point.
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    The D&D thread

    How do reactions work? Lets say you roll a nat 20 on initiative and you're going first. Your choices are: 1. Use all 4 of your action points, in which case you cannot make a reaction. 2. Save some action points just in case and you potentially don't get to use them at all that round...
  18. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I like to tell them all I was born Feb 29 and then go ballistic when they wish me happy birthday on Feb 28 or March 1. Of course, that didn't work this year, but it tends to stop the automated bullshit.
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    The Teachers' Lounge (2023)

    I'll wait for the porn version
  20. Hoss

    Vikings

    Make it a zippertits. Born a female named lagertha. Can go by something dumb now like laggy. The series can end in a suicide that was staged to look like a hate crime. Complete with backwards swastikas. I think we just pitched a winner. Find a hollywood producer to collect our billion...
  21. Hoss

    South Park

    He watched an hour long reaction video to the clip on youtube.
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    Vikings

    Both shows are really good. Sure ragnar was awesome and I hated to see him go. But 2 of his sons were awesome too, and this was supposed to be telling the saga of ragnar, which includes what his sons did after him. I hope they keep skipping forward following ragnar's descendants until they...
  23. Hoss

    Rings of Power: Tolkien's Shambling Skinsuit

    I think you mean you'd like the opinion of some random youtube faggot that astr0 just watched.
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    Tires

    Yeah like McBride but less annoying. I was thinking a less annoying Seth Rogan, but Danny McBride is a better comparison. WTF was up with the manager's hands? Is he crippled IRL or was he doing that shit on purpose? They never really fucked with him over it (other than when they...
  25. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Should let them buy it to clean up the gene pool. There's edible silver spray paint. We got a bunch at michael's and handed them out as christmas gifts whatever year that movie came out.
  26. Hoss

    What title would you use if you could...

    Do you have to prove the title? I see no reason to be limited to those three. But since you've brought it up, I'm about to have to renew mine too so maybe I'll try to add a title.
  27. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That's surprising considering the number of frozen potatoe products in the grocery store. But come to think of it I do usually hear about people canning potatoes. What is the difficulty? Do they need to be dried out? Flash frozen? Maybe you can freeze them after cooking.
  28. Hoss

    Dark Matter

    Was the syfy sow based on the same book as this show? They look completely different.
  29. Hoss

    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    What sucks is, he's a kicker and kickers have fragile psyches. All of this bullshit is liable to get in his head and he might start sucking.
  30. Hoss

    4Posterity - A repository for your favorite out-of-context FOH quotes

    Supposed to have originated in the aftermath of ww2. A couple of soldiers from new orleans were speaking their version of french in France and a frenchman commented that is sounded like connasse french. He meant it sounded like whorehouse french, but the cajuns heard coon ass and ran with it.
  31. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    I now officially need readers to use a computer. 2 weeks ago I didn't. this week I do.
  32. Hoss

    RL Picture Thread

    Which one did you use? Did you send all 3?
  33. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    When I look for houses I always tell the agents my #1 priority is no HOA/POA. It blows my mind how hard they ignore that requirement and sometimes even try to convince me that HOAs add value. I'm like "Cool, that means the house I want will be cheaper". I have fired a few agents who couldn't...
  34. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Do you get to choose between freshly showered or after a hard work out? I need to know how powerful this vomit is going to be after I watch that clip.
  35. Hoss

    What happened to..........(FoH Poster)?

    You think he's really gone? Its good for people jab at him like that to try to tease him out.
  36. Hoss

    RL Picture Thread

    How can you tell if someone kayaks? Just wait 5 minutes and they will show you a picture.
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    Cheated out of my youth

    He got the belt first. Like a true ho. Payment up front. (or so I'm told) That story almost reads like the boys did it to her. It was always them starting it up with her and she was just a lonely woman recently out of a bad breakup. Somehow the boy worked out her number after she gave him...
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    The D&D thread

    It did not go as planned, but we beat it. As far as the glue bombs go, we decided not to even try because the str save was against DC11. But we had a glory paladin and when the dragon tried to fly, he used his sentinal feat to reduce it's speed to 0. The pally did most of the damage. The...
  39. Hoss

    Doctor Who

    Lemme get this straight. You edgelords are actually in here bitching that they made a villain TOO detestable?
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    RL Picture Thread

    That pissed me off enough that a lot of people around me heard about it.