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We're going to fight our first dragon this weekend. It's a white dragon. I'm trying to think of something I can create with my song of creation that will give us an edge. The DM likes when we think outside the box so even if there's no item that will directly help, there still might be...

Look, you like to spend your money on ice cream and wild turkey; I like to spend mine on stupid DNA tests. Don't judge me.

Having done a few doggie dna tests, I'm pretty sure every dog is a pit mix. Those dogs fuck.

I thought about looking up bites and even other dog maulings. But he said murders, and I figured we probably have the best stats on actual deaths. Dog kills and maulings can and do often go unreported, so we'd be down to relying on estimates. I can see why his propaganda site doesn't push...

Interesting pit bull hate group you linked there. "In the 15-year period of 2005 through 2019, canines killed 521 Americans." I had no idea the numbers were so low. 90 million dogs, 300 million people, and this happens on average 35 times per year. Even if you look just at the 18 million...

Blood for the blood god.

Our dogs fight over them once they're caught. I think she just wants to play. We used to have a greater pyranees who caught rabbits regularly and ate them. We'd find the hind end sometimes. No telling how many she just ate all of without us seeing it. Also no telling how the fuck she caught...

The squirrels like sunflower seeds.

Ours attract squirrels. Our dogs really like the squirrels. One in particular. She's only caught a few but it's fun to watch the hunt.

I used E harmoney when I was dating back in 2010. It was like $10 a month maybe. I got more pussy off of it than all the free dating sites I tried combined. But with the free sites, I talked to more women. But damn. At those rates, you might as well use a one on one match maker. I'm not...

My jimmies are rustled that feet are expressed as a fucking fraction of a meter. I don't even give a fuck that there's a difference between US and International. All of my fucks were officially given to the meter part of that bullshit. Meters should be defined as a number of feet. Besides...

You're forgetting about the scenario when one team has the game firmly in control, a kicker with a big leg, and a coach with big balls.

I think this proves he's not properly autistic. If he was, he'd have done the link correctly and deleted the page reference. Wait, can you be autistic and stupid? Maybe that's what he is. https://www.firesofheaven.org/threads/the-news-that-makes-you-go-wtf.13588/post-4749897

you can do it the autistic way. Click on the replies for each thread and count them yourself.

She cried herself skinny? So that was all just water retention in the first 2 photos? I hope dem titties didn't get drained too.

lol no dumbass. For sending Jim Breuer out when they expected burrow. I assume he got up there and did a quick set with kelce. Couldn't hear the announcement, I assume it sounded like jjjj brrrrrrrrr

I have a work computer thats really old. 5-10 years I'm guessing. I put in for a replacement a few months back and got one quick. It was one we had in stock. I swapped over to the new computer and spent a couple weeks fighting with crashes. Turned out the most important program I run was...

I do it nearly every day. For about 5 minutes before I start looking for it.

you've never seen eskimo hookers.

At least babies wouldn't be a problem. From her perspective I would finish by sucking the cum back up into my dick. Or no ... wait I would start with that, followed by 2.5 minutes of furious pumping. out and in out and in.

Damn. Why was he trying? Did their kicker get hurt, or is it a special rule of the xfl that you can randomly pick a player to kick a fg for more than 3 points? That would be a sweet fucking rule actually. The extra points should be based on the player's weight.

What if aliens experience time in reverse from us. So all the alien visits we're getting now are aliens fucking with us in their future because we will discover and fuck with them in our future. But we're only going to fuck with them because they fucked with us so hard in our past. Who fucked...

Fair enough. But that's not likely to ruin a day. There can't be more than 5 people in the country who still need to collect gas receipts.