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Well if you get one of them Guatemalans headed for the US right now, be aware they celebrate the quincinera which comes a year earlier.

One of these days you are going to plan a LIT sweet 16 party for some lucky girl.

i assume we can find foldgers on discord.

Not even just underemployed, but I've seen people only work under the table to avoid paying the ex. So they're still making a decent living but officially they make jack squat. Like in this case maybe the ex just decided to become a whore. Still pulling in 6 figures if she's attractive but...

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip That started from this tropic port Aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a mighty sailing man, The skipper brave and sure. Five passengers set sail that day For a three hour tour, a three hour tour. The weather started getting...

the SJWs don't show up in ratings because they steal the show. So it's really a net gain.

I'm not sure I'd recognize a difference in style between the 90's, 00's, 10's, or 20's. But they could spend a couple episodes each on the 70' and 80's and make me happy.

They barely look related. Did mom fuck the mailman? Or do the twins have some medical condition that mimics moderate meth use? Like maybe moderate meth use.

I was thinking they might evolve the genre to cover sitcoms through the years. They've already gone from the 50s to the 60s in the first 2 episodes and nearly into the 70s with the colorization and Wanda wearing pants. If they do it should be pretty obvious when they get to the 70s.

What's the snuggie disaster? Is it similar to the cake pop fiasco?

That comes from attending public schools in big cities.

25% of the time midget parents have normal height kids. Also, most midgets come from normal height parents. They get the midget gene as a mutation while they're still an embryo.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed, And then one day he was shootin at some food, And up through the ground come a bubblin crude. Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea. Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire, The kinfolk...

bless you Anyway I'm sure they have whore house massage places in thailand just like any other civilized country. But in the US the whorehouses are called Asian massages. Thai massages are always on the up and up in my experience.

Folger is doing the honorable thing not trying the russian turd move here. He replied to denamian's post where he laid out that his bans would be consecutive and invited more people to it. There are no grounds to argue that he thought they would be concurrent. The only way the terms could be...

Thai massage. Those are the people who walk on you. I had some back issues once caused by half my back tightening up and it was amazing. When they ask you if you want it hard or soft, tell them "pretend I insulted your ancestors and don't stop when I yell". Don't ask for a happy ending...

I have more stories. Let me know if you want to hear them.

Here's the story Of a lovely lady Who was bringing up three very lovely girls All of them had hair of gold Like their mother The youngest one in curls It's the story Of a man named Brady Who was busy with three boys of his own They were four men Living all together Yet they were all alone 'Til...

Just remember that happened under Trump. Don't go giving Biden credit for this one.

Don't worry it doesn't actually cost you any real money. If you've had an account for more than 2 weeks you have enough latinum to afford it.

Probably not. I've seen canned ammo. Not just spam cans, which are kind of common, but also tin cans.

If that is true then why the fuck can't I stop eating junk food?

I'm only a few episodes in and was enjoying it but stopped watching for some reason. Partly because I figured out her friend was the spook and killed the guy. But what are they doing with season 2? Do they wrap up the murder and she gets involved in another? Or is it not wrapped up? I am...

Gee, I can't figure out which is more likely. It's anyone's guess. There's probably no one on the board who has an opinion on it either. It's literally a coin flip.

Are we allowed to point out what that says about his mom, or is that going too far?

Holy shit, is that for personal taxes or do you have a business? I don't think I could come up with 300 pages of shit if that was a specific requirement. "Send us 300 pages or we start fining you" Who the fuck is that? I'm guessing a character on Jersey Shore?

I fucking love that your sig is praising suenig. After every bit of racist nazi garbage you post, there's the little line praising the jackass just like he deserves.

lol. So just tell us who the good ones are. Maybe they can all wear a badge of some sort for easy identification later on.

Oh well shit. He's got a jewish friend @Sanrith Descartes did you hear that? There's no way he's anti semite. You don't know his jewish friends so don't ask who they are.

What is even your point? That you don't hate all semites or that your hatred isn't limited to them? Are you an anti-semite+?

Then warm the cockles of my heart with all the criticism McCarthy has tossed around this year.

You guys sound like a live octopus would be better. I mean for our viewing pleasure, sure it would be better, but not if we're talking about red flags.

I'd take Garret back in Dallas.

Can I interest you chargers in McCarthy? *slaps roof* You can fit soooooo many superbowl rings in this bad boy

Fuck yeah he does. Captain Jack is my favorite Who character. I got excited when he mentioned he was going to check in on gwen even though I despised her. Captain Jack isn't what held Torchwood back. It was all the godawful characters around him. I think there was one other decent character...

Dammit, add the cowboys to that list! Please?

Well you see timmy. When a person is a mentally deranged sexual deviant but doesn't have the courage to mutilate their genitals, they get into things like ageplay.

No not at all. In fact I think i'm back on your side now. She does coke, right? So why doesn't she just dissolve come coke in her coke if that's what she wants? If there's any red flag in that post it's that she couldn't think of that herself. Another red flag would be if she'd use the time...