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  1. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    It's what they call your mom at down at the Fisherman's Wharf.
  2. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Not sure if you quoted before my edit or if you're quibbling over the name deep snapper.
  3. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    If Houston had it, they'd probably wind up picking a punter addicted to heroine or a deep snapper who beats other people's children.
  4. Hoss

    Poll Should Kegkilla's Ban be Lifted?

    Using shit as lubricant. Still on topic for a thread about keg, but you're going to have to teach that class.
  5. Hoss

    Retard Dumping Ground

    Why not? I did. Suenig hated me way more than LLR hates you and LLR probably hates me more than he hates you too. I didn't do it for them, I did it because I love this community and want to help build a nice home for it.
  6. Hoss

    Poll Should Kegkilla's Ban be Lifted?

    If you like, we can re-purpose this thread into a class on advanced shitting techniques. It wouldn't even really be a derail since the thread was always about keg.
  7. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    We gotta make 2 assumptions here. First is that it's a 6 band code that repeats because the dress is too long. Second is that the pinkish color is really orange (which is how it appears in this picture). So we got Violet, Red, Violet, Gold, Violet, Orange. Her resistance is 72.7 ohms, .1...
  8. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    When I say stealer I am making mock of the team and the city. Just wanna be clear about that. McCarthy is the dumbest fucking coach. I know it's a long shot but I hope not challenging that catch prompts jones to fire him. I'd rather Jones himself be coach than that dipstick. I aint gunna...
  9. Hoss

    Poll Should Kegkilla's Ban be Lifted?

    Like on the same level as parents who would lock their kids in the car as punishment?
  10. Hoss

    Poll Should Kegkilla's Ban be Lifted?

    That's preposterous. Why the fuck would a kid that old still have a paci?
  11. Hoss

    Poll Should Kegkilla's Ban be Lifted?

    Make fun of my old man glasses all ya want, I can see well enough to unlock a fucking car door. Unlike that full sized human in the front seat. But seriously if it's not foaming at the mouth what is that shit its face?
  12. Hoss

    Poll Should Kegkilla's Ban be Lifted?

    Is the toddler foaming at the mouth?
  13. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I would have thought the same thing if my cousin hadn't told us over Christmas that his wife had hit the garage twice. Wait, shit I hope fred isn't my cousin.
  14. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The HFCS and cocaine would cancel each other out and it would be healthier than cactus juice.
  15. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    Agree Lucas deludes himself and he has been doing it for a long time. Fortunately for us, crazy people make good movies.
  16. Hoss

    Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)

    you're good with where BVS is? getthefuckouttahere
  17. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    Maybe there are, but they all eventually got whipped by white dudes. Some of the white dudes weren't even force users, just soldiers.
  18. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It is a strawman because you went on to pretend that I had said a drink every 4 to 6 weeks isn't a big deal. That's exactly what a strawman is. Assigning a weak argument to your opponent and taking it down. I never said it wasn't a big deal. I said perhaps it is a problem. It's certainly...
  19. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    Yeah it was funny on more than one level. I'm trying to think of any female characters who did feel real. Carrie Fisher's daughter. Mas canata. Is that it? They fucked up leia.
  20. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Could be. Slow down on you strawman argument broseph. You just overplayed your hand.
  21. Hoss

    Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)

    By that point in the movie she was losing her powers.
  22. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    I just wanted to point out and laugh at the main picture and it's description. Kiri Hart, head of the Lucasfilm story group. “As a writer I was very hungry to create female characters who felt real,” she said. While sitting next to Kylo Ren's helmet. Holy shit it all makes sense now, Kylo...
  23. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Once every 4 to 6 weeks. Why do you ask?
  24. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Only people who have a drug problem think a bit of blow every 4-6 weeks is no big deal.
  25. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    That is not "the current star wars writing staff". First off, I see KKK there and she's not a writer. Second, that's for like the high republic IIRC which has been scrubbed. I think. Even if it hasn't, It is not the writing staff for mandalorian. At best it's the writing staff for one...
  26. Hoss

    Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)

    That's a good point. I can get past lassoing lighting bolts and it being her variable length kung fu chain whip. But did she ever even use it to make anyone tell her the truth? That's the signature fucking power of the lasso of truth. To use your examples, it would be like spider man...
  27. Hoss

    Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)

    OK, what napi wanted. But it wasn't sentient so it wasn't taking things with any sort of purpose other than to hurt the wisher. Once lord made his wish he got to pick the price. Doesn't seem wishy washy to me.
  28. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    In all your time watching star wars, have you never noticed that nothing is written in english? That wasn't fucking runes, it was just regular galactic writing that you see all over the galaxy. Probably instructions for how to use the baby jedi changing table. That could be the answer. I...
  29. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Except in this case we have the supposed secret recipe because it was his families recipe. My sister cooked it once for a party and bought some KFC for a taste test. 20-30ish people and no one could tell the difference.
  30. Hoss

    Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)

    If she has a dick I'll suck it. But until they make a garbage WW by DC standards. Much as anyone wants to shit on it, they have to admit its still in the top tier of DC movies.
  31. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Is this real? Colonel Sanders got his chicken recipe from my brother in law's grandmother. I might actually watch the show to see if they mention anything about that.
  32. Hoss

    Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)

    Do you mean monkeypaw? Because that's not what monkeypaw was. This wish totem took your most precious thing as payment. The Monkeypaw just corrupted your wish.
  33. Hoss

    Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)

    Yeah DC has always had problems with power levels. lol. So we got some stock photos of successful 80's businessmen and Trump was one of them. MAX LORD WAS BASED ON DONALD DRUMPH!!!!!!11111!!1one!!11 If you ask me, pedro's character looks more like Limbaugh with hair than Trump. I bet he...
  34. Hoss

    Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)

    I didn't catch that she renounced her wish, but it would explain why WW was able to knock her out. If she had all of WWs powers as a base PLUS the apex predator stuff she shouldn't have been able to hurt her with water and electricity without also hurting herself. But yeah I think the...
  35. Hoss

    Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)

    My wife made a comment about how he would be pissed if he knew. I told her, no, he'd probably be cool with it. Especially if he had cameras set up in his house. Plus, it looks like he's got a shot with her. My take on it was that she had a secret lair in the back of the smithsonian where...
  36. Hoss

    Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)

    Thanks for finding the scene. I don't remember a debate. I just remember being bothered by it at first because WW can't fly. Then i remembered she's a goddess and stopped being bothered.
  37. Hoss

    Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)

    She flew in her other movie though. Like she levitated up off the ground while she was blasting ares with her pussy ray or whatever. So that just means you don't remember the previous movie very well.
  38. Hoss

    Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)

    So first of all, all flying is falling. Second, I was bothered by her flying at first too because I can't remember her ever flying in previous iterations. That's why she had the invisible jet. Third, it's comic book physics. You either accept them or find different movies to watch. If you...
  39. Hoss

    Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)

    I agree with the first part you said. I think it's a lot of the reason people are seeing imaginary boogeymen. As for the second part, I'm not sure if your issue is with the wish granting mechanic or if you think mass wish granting couldn't turn out that way. One of the things that bothered...
  40. Hoss

    Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)

    lol straightforward how? Chuck just spent all night attempting mental gymnastics to get there and only managed to face plant. If it's straight forward lay it on us. Short of a statement from the writer saying it, I can't even fathom what you think you're seeing. Are pedro's hands small or...