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How long does it take to unattune an item? There are detrimental effects that only take effect when the item is attuned, so I guess it's intended that you can choose to unattune if needed. I see it's typically 60 minutes to attune, but it looks like unattuning is instantaneous since it's...

Big bad guy played the liquid terminator back in his youth. They checked into the hotel under alises. Neagley used Sara Conner, Reacher used the name of an obscure yankee player I can't remember. Henchman#1 was like "What the fuck are these names?" T-1000 was like, "obviously he's using an...

screenshots or it didn't happen. Edit: To be clear, I mean nudes of your wife. We've seen the screenshots of the hoors.

We're so fucking good we clinched a playoff spot by losing a game. Now we coast into the playoffs and treat the rest of the season like pre-season. Expect out starters to play about a half in each game.

No he's a boring old human. I never would have played a human unless it was a pregen. But I agree savage attacks sounds like what I was thinking. Perhaps in that first session there was a half orc and that's why it got stuck in my head.

I always took needing to turn on subtitles as a sign of getting old. But recently I've been rewatching old TV shows like Fall Guy and it dawned on me that I don't need subtitles for those. In fact I turn them off because they tend to block out Heather Thomas's ass. Everything they say is...

Dammit. I spent 10 minutes trying to come up with a good rhyme for dak. How did I miss that one?

I'm a sucker for lighthearted movies about hope and brighter futures. I'm in.

And the second sentence overdelivered

Probably. I was thinking they might kind of assign 2 teams to each city and every other year one of those teams would play a 'home' game there. That should begin to build a sort of fanbase in those countries and maximize merch sales. With an odd number of games, at least that would even up...

Wait, is that why the new dr was pantsless? I guess that would make sense, but tennet wasn't shirtless during the game of catch, was he? I can't find any screen grabs of the game at the moment. Not that I liked the new Dr's legs, but I was hoping that would remain his official uniform for...

back when I opened my first bank account, they asked me if anyone else was authorized to make deposits or withdrawals. I paused and said "I mean, anyone who wants is authorized to make deposits, but only me for the withdrawals".

When I'm watching kids, I like to load them up on sugar and caffeine just before their parents come to pick them up. Now I'm wondering if I watch bandwagon's kid and didn't know it.

How's that even go? "I'm a bad bitch" me: Squinty eyes "So we both agree you're a bitch?"

Hearing rumors that mccarthy wasn't really in the hospital to have his appendix removed last week. It was actually a rectal craniectomy. Seems like there might be some validity to the rumor given that he kicked some fucking field goals last week instead of always going for it on 4th down...

whatever. You never use 90% of the shit they try to teach you anyway. How are we supposed to know which 10% is important?

American Inventorball thread https://www.firesofheaven.org/threads/nba-2023-24-season-thread-the-lakers-lose-america-wins.14766/unread Unacceptable. Change the topic to how mahomes would have fared guarding Punahou High School in December 1941. Compare him to a real man like Ken Jacobson...

I wish you faggots would take your gay orgy to the American Inventor ball thread.

Mountain Dew is code for moonshine, right? Your sentence makes more sense if it's moonshine. But I'm not sure what pepsi is code for. Rat poison?

Which TI? If it was possible with the 81s nobody knew about it or how to do it. In college most people had 85s and, again, as far as I know no one knew how to do it with them either. Even the math profs who were supposed to be experts with the calculators didn't seem to know.

Was toney concussed or something? I didn't think you could make it to the NFL and be too dumb to line up.

I remember I had a sharp while everyone else had TIs. The teachers told me the sharp would do the job but I was on my own figuring out how because they had no clue. The great thing about the sharp was that I could write BASIC programs with it. To this day, I have no idea what the intended...

bro I literally said that. The cool kids all called it wolf3d because that's what the file was named.

I used to have this awesome calculator that calculated your biorhythms. My dad was pissed at me for no reason one day so I calculated his biorhythm and showed it to him to prove it had nothing to do with me, it was just biorhythms! He smashed the calculator against the wall and I was still...

I don't get the bills jihad references. What did I miss?

yeah I didn't realize they were released so close either. But there were other wolfenstein games before wolf3d basically invented the FPS format. So it's not surprising that it feels older.

I really only watch cowboy games. Are the refs becoming a big part of every game this year? More so than in the past few years? And a clipping call on our center. WTF? I can't remember the last time I saw clipping called. I thought that looked like a good block.

My first thought was "that was only 30 years ago, seems like it was a lot longer". Then I realized I was confusing wolfenstein with doom. Confirmed old.

And to be clear, I'm wondering about that because I'm about to brush that character off again and I'm trying to remember why I sold my sword for the axe.

My best guess is that it was with my first ever character which was a pregen lvl 1 fighter and we were playing that spacejam nonsense (never went back to it after that first weekend but I kept playing the character). As I was leveling him up looking for gear I started looking specifically for...

Got another question. I remember seeing an ability or something that allowed you to add an extra damage die. I'm pretty sure it would either be a bard or fighter ability because those are the only characters I've played. But it made me want to use great axes 1d12 over great swords 2d6. Thing...

Could be. I watched 3 trailers and didn't see anything I recognized from the first 2 scenes. But the kid coulda been the same (honky children all look the same) and I'm 99.9% sure his name was billy.

I got an antenna a few weeks ago and today I found a channel called Comet. When I turned it on there was a christmas movie with martians from the 60s. Turns out it was called Santa Clause Conquers Mars. It was so fucking awesome. I finally found a christmas show that compares with the star...

The Rod of Lordly might is pretty fucking baller too. Can turn it into a flametongue, mace, axe, or spear plus it has drain life/paralyze/terrify. Not to mention the 50 ft climbing pole and compass. I initially skipped over it because I assumed it was a mage wand. But I'm curious, when...

Serves you right for trying to keep a worthless credit card. Cancel it and wait till they offer you a reward to apply for a new one again.

Oh are we bringing out kids to the next one?

Cream filled sausage?

Well, it's getting closer. Try again and see if they got you dialed in yet.

I'm not going to defend filthafuckingdelphia's trade practices. @cockroaches to get some of their fans in here. But you're ignoring the possibility that the ref might have ejected greenlaw because he thought the defenseless player rules applied. Has the NFL said anything about it yet?

I always knew you had a room temperature IQ, I'm only just now realizing it's in Celsius. If it was in Fahrenheit you might have noticed that I already apply that advice. I miss the days when I could actually get in touch with my delivery driver and either meet him to get the package or go...