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Once again. When will somebody produce said videos? I don't understand why authorities protect the shit that adults send to kids. Part of the punishment should be that everyone gets to see it.

Easily the most successful asshat competition ever.

showing off that core. #lifegoals

@Amod I request you move this rocky derail into the ask amod thread.

It would be fun to have the asshat avatar change every year to reflect the winners. Add a puddle of piss, a moon bat, etc. This year it could get some curly locks or putin. But that would get too busy for an avatar. Perhaps it could be the official banner for FSR or the shaw?

I had this week off too. Until an emergency came up and now I have to work thursday and friday. Well, in fairness, I might have to work. We're waiting on another company to do something so it might slip. But in the meantime I'm in limbo. Good thing I wasn't going out of town for thanksgiving.

Didn't they shack up?

If we added putin to the asshat avatar I would be willing to change all my votes to eraser.

Isn't it amazing how similar his strategy is to folder's last year? Campaign, pretend to want it, then he can claim victory win or lose. It's almost like they share a brain. Anyway, I vote womie

Thanks for summing up your entire personality in 2 sentences. But no one asked for that.

How do you faggots even remember Rocky this well? Quick poll, how many of you have rewatched it since the argument began? Followup question, how many of you don't really remember the movie and are winging it?

Your title will be gone and everyone will forget who you are.

It was a great guild. The only rule was that we all had to have a name that was a variation of Hoss. We never killed anything worth a damn, but it was a great guild.

Araysar vs. wormie - eraser is a one trick asshat. Womie is well rounded and hits all the important definitions of asshat.

Takes more to be a jew than having a rabbi suck your dick.

That's the absolute dumbest take on this competition that's ever been posted. Do you think you won for wrong think? Dog fucking isn't just about wrong views dipshit. People don't make it this far for simple wrong-think. Some people engage in wrong think and are also asshats. It's like the...

So what is an asshat. This round is tough because for the first time the contestants were asshats in different enough ways that I had figure out what a true asshat is. The two definitions I was using were 1. obtuse, insufficiently conscious of one's surroundings. Related to having their...

If your ancestors never colonized any native women, can you really even claim to be british? A True brit's ancestry will be as muddled as his language.

Broh. how do you know so little about pocket pussies? They can be used as dildos too.

these guys?

hasn't happened for a couple years now. I think we're getting soft. Plus, LLR is afraid of looking anti semitic.

We need a third party audit. @pharmakos give us the correct current vote totals please.

Normally, out of date and poorly worded signs rustle my jimmies. At my workplace right now, there are no parking signs out in the middle of the parking lot. I have no idea what we're not supposed to park in front of because every day there are people parked all around the signs. One fell to...

Did you actually count, or just make up some numbers? Count seems sus, but I'm not going to count ballots.

I picked porn, pocket pussy, hand lotion, and beef jerky.

Truly my favorite part of this competition every year is the people who can't figure out how to find the current thread to vote.

more like Except it needs to be a pair of fat losers like Doug Heffernan and Paul Blart

It's kind of pointless with Chris out

folder vs eraser is a tough one. folder is definitely more tolerable. I'm going to have to ponder on what the true meaning of asshat is.

100 times a day? I think you're forgetting about his alts. Add in foler's posts per day at a minumum. But that's nothing compared to what we know he's capable of. Do you remember when he was running hodj and manessa and arguing with himself? He's slowed way down.

He can always work under the table too. Like, say as a drug mule or a glory hole attendant. If he follows eraser's career path he might even one day make it into the lucrative field of *checks notes* being a lying sack of shit bet welcher on the internet.

Why don't you ask ChatGPT for some suggestions on how to monetize your talent? Let us know how far down the list it places "drug mule"

eraser writing AI code to replace teachers is actually less believable than folder going to ukraine.

hey man, you are what you are. I'm sure you're a giant asshat to someone somewhere. But this is varsity here. The Big Leagues.