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I assume this is a sign. I was watching a porn last night. Really fucking hot; the girl shook like she was having a seizure when the came. But instead of typical porn soundtrack, they had the TV on. Early on I recognized Christopher Eccleston's voice and I was like, hey I think I know this show...

You're not even cutting out the right one dumbass. Final Dimension wasn't bad. Neither were Endgame, and Source.

Is that jake from state farm?

If people don't take shitty roles ..... shitty movies will get made cheaper and make more money leading to more shitty movies.

This is how you build suspense. Nicely done. Dont forget to get lots of nudes for later.

Old Yoda wasn't already the most popular character? WTF?

Is her middle name Karen?

I always figured they 'set the fires' in that they were using candles and lanterns for light because the power was out. Then didn't extinguish them when the feds threw in flammable gas. But I also thought the flash-bangs into a house full of flammable gas can't be ruled out. Maybe they both...

I don't understand where you're leading with this question. Did you find my corvette?

It was 2 girls and 2 guys? Does that count as an orgy?

I'm not like that. Those pics are hers to post. But @Izo is like that.

You are embarrassing not just yourself but everyone on this forum. If the database was real you'd see she already posted a pic.

I've been wondering if there's a community of corona chasers similar to the bug chasers. Or maybe it's just the same community wanting to catch everything.

I ordered flowers for my mom because I can't be there for mother's day. Paid extra to have them delivered on mother's day. Just got notice that they were delivered today WTF.jpg I mean, I wouldn't have been too pissed with saturday. Or even Friday. But wendesday? Really?

Searching for shit on amazon with "feature x" and it keeps returning products where the only mention of feature x is people saying in reviews that IT DOES NOT HAVE FEATURE X Get your shit together amazon. If I'm looking for noise cancelling headphones there's not fucking reason to give me...

Did you try to fight him?

I thought about that spelling as I was going to sleep.

Saying "without further adieu" is, in itself, further adieu. Also, something I never thought of until I tried to type it out, is it adoo? Adieu? Adew? Adieu is the only spelling spell check isn't bitching about, but doesn't that mean goodbye? How the fuck does that phrase make sense...

I had a steak a couple weeks ago that mooed at me when I cut into it. I named Sir Loin of Lilliput and set it out on a piece of grass and it started eating. I'll let it grow up big again, then cook it right some day.

This should replace the phrase "go the way of the dodo bird". I don't know why it hasn't.

From our beloved Fedor

Are you suggesting that maybe I aint all that straight?

That's how we all see you.

Those guys sure did a lot of work for free.

15 years is a few? Are you thinking of Ruby Ridge maybe? This was a few years after that. And I think it was 100% ego that caused this. David's and whoever was calling the shots with the FBI.

Yeah I like how it looks like they'd already started cleaning and had to stop to take a picture for us.

Sounds like 2 out of 5 commenters grew up well heeled if you ask me. The crock pot stayed warm for quite a while after it was turned off. That's how they're designed. Fuck, if the lid was on it would still be hot. Did it spend 2+ hours below 140 deg? Probably not. If it had been cooked...

You can't blame me for believing you, this is the GU section, no trolling allowed. And I don't know much about tats but I assumed with parental consent you could get them much sooner. In the 40s they tatooed kids blood type on their chest.

Are you sure its post malone? It might be because that's where he can't have them. You probably should have set stricter limits then later 'give in' on a finger tattoo or something.

I'm not sure that ruins the meat. but whatever.

And yet, democrats are getting it way more.

At this point the more important question is whether OTAs will start on time.

Allright well then the US version was much better. I had to google it and most of the US to UK remakes were game or talent shows of some kind. But yall fucked up married with children, That 70's show, and golden girls, so don't act all high and mighty.

People were still doing it at that time. It's 2020 now and I think 2019 was the first time since it started that I didn't hear it in the office. And as was said, the whole point of it was that the character was holding on to a lame joke way too long. Has there ever been an american TV show...

So you didn't see him again? That sucks. If you'll take some advice it's probably because you didn't let him pay for dinner. Some guys find that emasculating. The best bet is to make the offer to let it be known you're CAN pay, then let him pay anyway.

I dont know what part of this post needs to be fucked with the most. The very pleasant first date you had with the dude or the dumpster diving. Did you see the dude again? I've seen free refills at theaters and they actually refill. They put the popcorn into a different small cup and pour...

Lol. Who hasn't gotten drunk and threatened to kill the governor of Idaho?

I believe in second chances. People have to prove their faggotry to me in each and every thread.