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I don't think that's the kind of eating disorder barbie has.

OK OK, I got it he faked his death to get away from the cartels he screwed over. I'm only playing along because I know this is a stage of grief.

You son of a bitch, I'm out. Don't want no goddamn tranny waitresses spitting in my drink because I didn't tip them $1000.

Holy shit, there's a hustler casino? As in Larry Flint's hustler? yousonofabitchimin.jpg

People think Texas is "the south", but it's really not. So I guess I grew up in the west.

They do things way different there. I've got a number and can join the group that handles our county anytime I want. I just don't have the time to commit to it. We just had another call out to help tomorrow but I can't make it. Most of the time they do not need help to search, but when it's...

No. Wanna know why? Because unless playboy and hustler are sexual health mags, I've never seen one. Why are you reading that garbage?

That movie is the reason I know terms like spear chucker and jungle bunny.

When i did it, the only training I had was CERT. Which is basically no training at all when it comes to searching. I think in CERT they taught us to fan out and stay within sight of each other, and that's about it. We did not work with the dogs though. We had our own areas and called in the...

The endgame purpose is to procreate. In the short term it's to make small talk and see if you can catch a nut off the person. It's called an ice breaker. and the only correct answer is "I like both kinds of music. Country AND Western"

I assume that's the dude who trademarked all the other possible names? LOL. Legendary, even if he is a redskins fan.

You don't even have to press play. Just the still image screams faggot. I was interested for a hot minute when I thought it was John McAfee back from the dead.

It's a hostile, sexist work environment. They're saying you're cute when you smile. Smile more for the women in charge and I'm sure you'll get promotions and raises.

I worked with one of those search teams BrotherWu mentioned once. I volunteered to spend a saturday beating the brush through a national forest. I learned a few things. 1. There are cadaver dogs, live find dogs, and a third kind that I can't remember right now. The dogs cannot be cross...

I need a further breakdown on that 3% to see how many think they know what it is, but are wrong. Lotta people think it represents a crying emoticon.

Wow, x files seems older than 30.

I watched the cowboys schedule release video. Now I have aids. Please pray for my recovery.

Yeah well, aparently he agrees with you. He thought she was funny, strange or random. If he thought she was pretty he would have posted her in the PGT.

That's the difference between winners and losers. You're trying to get things done IN the abyss. I'm trying to get things done FOR the abyss. That's why you got rookie numbers that need to be pumped up.

I've seen a couple dozen episodes (enough to know it's funny), but I never actually tried to watch the series. So I'm in season 1 working my way through now. It's been a little disappointing but I know all series need time to hit their stride so I aint worried. I think Devito will be showing...

"Oh damn, sorry boss. I can't do sunday on such short notice. Already have plans. Bought the tickets and everything. " And if he wants to push it, have him reimburse you $1k for the taylor swift tickets you'll have to give away or something.

got any more info on #2? Does that mean just the thursday, sunday night, and monday games? Or does it mean there will be bidding wars among the networks for every cowboy game?

Too bad about the plans you already had sunday. Unless you're a cuck.

If I was a demon in the business of making pacts with mortals, I'd make the demon summoning spell really really simple. Like, simple enough to be done on accident by mispronouncing gesundheit.

By being way way smarter than any cop I ran across. My streak is still alive.

Yeah. I guess none of us actually watched the draft. Less than a page of commentary on it IIRC

But that's not my take. You really fucking suck at reading comprehension. I mean, misreading the situaton, yes I think that happened. I'm not saying it's like a date though. The question was asked if aggressive kissing ever works and that's where the discussion of a date came in. Your...

Bro, the jackson situation had nothing to do with kissing a stranger. That's some shit brutul made up. They were clearly talking. He kissed her, then they kept talking and he kissed her again. Don't get me wrong, I'm not making a 'she was asking for it' argument. It looked pretty clear to...

I didn't realize it was only one case. I saw the person mention this case was old but I didn't notice you backing off on there being more. OK so this case. She wasn't a stranger. He was chatting her up. To answer the question about whether it's ended well for me. Yes, I have taken a...

You're the only one who said anything about a stranger, dude. Again, not getting caught up in the one case because you indicated there were more and that's what I commented on. But even in Jackson's case, it's obvious he was chatting her up. What are the other cases? Are they grabbing random...

Goddamnit that doesn't appear to be a real product. I need an anniversary gift and that would be perfect.

Also, don't get bogged down with jackson. I'm not defending him. The question was about an apparent rash of forcible kissing incidents.

What? You've never run into a girl who likes it rough?

that explains the meme I saw

It used to be called seduction. Back when the consequences were at worst a slap in the face or fighting her boyfriend if you'd read the signs wrong.

Parks and rec also moved away from the faux documentary format. I had honestly forgotten that they started that way.

I've never heard of "The Bear". It was one of the best shows of 2022? Honestly that checks out and supports my point.

Same. People can die and equipment can be destroyed if my programs are fucked up. I'll be long since retired by the time they are willing to trust that to AI.

Bro, I finished before I finished reading the tweet. B=======D~~~~