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Good point. I wonder if jitterbug makes pill bottles. Brahma can tell us.

Next time, fiddle with THEIR dick.

But is it large print? Oh, excuse me I SAID, DOES IT HAVE LARGE PRINT?

I think getting old means you need larger ones with giant writing with multiple containers per day.

First off, Google Translate says the direct translation is bailiff. Second, lol but that's kinda cool. And third, this is terrible advice. This guy is not a lawyer so you definitely shouldn't take his advice in any legal matter. Do the opposite of what he says punko. Don't be a bitch ass...

Someone was trying to send you a message. Sounds like you didn't get it, I'll try again.

How bad could a shirt be? Where did this happen?

I get paid to check out those alien worlds and I discovered that my perspective is already correct. Any changes would be for the worse.

Only people who go on vacation are people who hate where they live. My house / town is fucking awesome. No desire to ever leave it unless I'm being paid.

Yeah. rich enough to take a 15 day all expenses paid vacation in a swiss jail. Can YOU afford that?

swiss francs are work more than us dollars. He aint in estonia.

Still 50 in a 20. Around here only active school zones are that slow.

I was going to point out that it's switzerland so it's probably kph. But that makes it even worse. I think the fine is because he doesn't know how to spell switzerland.

Do they do fines based on your income? I'd probably take the jail time.

Oh and there's also always a chance that the demicans pull some kind of dirty trick to keep him off the ballot. If he's not on the primary ballots I only give him a 50/50 chance of winning on the write in vote.

I get my political news from memes when it's not election season. Shit brings you down and makes you bitter if you follow it all the time. The reason izo started this thread for me was because I was asking if there was anyplace we were talking about it that wasn't the politics thread.

I'm not even sure he's announced yet. But yes, if he's in it when the primaries start, I think he will win.

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This might be fun to keep track of as the acquittals / dismissals come rolling in. Does Politico have enough integrity to keep that page updated after Trump gets re-elected?

So what's this latest one about? The memes tell me it's for ripping the tag off of a mattress.

My wife does this too, except that the character sheets are separate. She has a different book for each character where she takes notes. She played this shit in the 90's. I probably mentioned it before, but she played with a guy who used to play with Gary Gygax. So she's 2 degrees of...

wtf is a foamer? I don't know a lot about trains, I only worked on one once. But I know they are beholding to schedulers that are akin to area Air Traffic Controllers. Those guys are responsible for making sure the track ahead of you is clear, and if it's not (or not going to be) they'll hold...

If you're printing them, I think you need to put "old school" in quotes. That's what I do too, but back in the real old school hardly anyone had printers. My wife puts her sheets in to plastic and writes on them with dry erase markers so they don't have to be reprinted every time. That's...

Then do it. I want to hear Elvis singing wrecking ball, and Johnny Cash singing that don't impress me much. Oh and lets get Willie Nelson singing shaking hands. Although, he's still alive so he might actually do that if he was asked nicely.

Yeah she was basically a hot potato being passed around the circle. The dude holding her when the music stopped (she got caught) had to keep her.

Anybody else seeing these AI covers? Some of them are pretty damn good. They're taking shit songs and actually making them worth listening too. I want to know who's making them so I can make some requests. Elvis singing Baby got back Elvis singing Apple Bottom Jeans Or how about Toto...

First episode of the latest season of Black Mirror was Joan is Awful. It's like that episode was written with all this in mind.

To tag on to this, my favorite thing is to get them to say they're looking for dave. No, my name's jason. Oh right on man. Are you looking for dave? Yes i'm looking for dave Dave's not here man. It's like doing a line of coke. Got a couple pajeets really riled up today. It was a good day.

I think I answered this about 6 posts before you wrote this. If not, please restate the question.

aight, let me use more words. There were strikes in 88 and 2007. 88 was the big one, I had forgotten about 2007. After 88, networks started exploring more reality shows that didn't need writers. You got things like MTV's the Real World in 1992. I doubt that was the first one, but it's the...

Well shit, i wish you'd told me this yesterday during prime day.

Last time? Yes they did. I remember David Letterman's Top 10 list almost always had at least one entry that was unavailable due to the writer's strike. Dunno if this has been brought up yet, but the last strike gave us reality TV garbage like survivor. Can't wait to see what fresh hell...

Chanting makes it important!

oh yeah. We got to choose our courses but it had to be signed off on by the counselor. Or councilor. Whichever is correct in this situation.

Art. You can remove art as one of the core classes. At my high school we had a standard degree, an advanced degree, and an advanced with honors. the differences were that you took more science and art classes to get the advanced, and some of them had to be honors classes to get the advanced...

I'm trying to move my bard to DnD Beyond to give it a shot. But it wont' let me select college of creation or the telekenisis feat. I'm guessing I have to pay to get those options, but I can't figure out what the fuck to buy in the marketplace. Can anyone help?

i feel ya on the prolonged abstinence. Couple years back, I got stuck with a needle of unknown origin. Since we didn't know what diseases the fucker had, they put me on some kind of aids exposure protocol. No fucking my wife for 6 months. Couldn't even kiss her for 3 months. TBH, when my...

lol unemployed autistic lesbian

My niece and her husband are planning a trip. The trip takes them through dubai and they're flying emirate. She was telling us about her trying to make a change to the flights and get an upgrade and the person on the phone kept saying things like "Call your husband and see if that's ok". It...

It forces air into your nose to keep the airway open. If your 'nose stops working' because your throat closes up when you lay back, you might need a cpap. If it's drainage it might be something else. Generally they say if you snore really bad you probably need one, but sometimes you need one...