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How? Do you not roll dice to get the stats? Does 6+6+5 not equal 17 in pathfinder?

You better be glad he tested the fan free agent waters because it was financially impossible for you to trade him.

I've always been very introverted, but it's hard to imagine HS me could have tapped that ass and not told anyone. Actually, come to think of it, maybe I would have kept quiet. I was aware of the statutory rape laws back then because technically a sr boning a freshman was illegal (anything...

I use unearthly chorus from UA and I think the other bard hates me for it.

I came back to add "WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR!" and was greeted with this. what the fuck is this shit?

you gotta make noises too. Grunting. Heavy breathing. "IT BURNS"

I thought that was Commander Riker at first.

What I did was visit the store in the terminal and buy liquor there. Then put it in my carry on and lie when they asked if I had any liquids. It's not like they have another xray machine. On the off chance that they do an actual bag search (I saw it once in about a dozen flights) I was...

They're not? I thought the underbite was developed to help them control bulls. Pic unrelated

Got new electrical service on a property last year. I was told it might be a few months before I got my first bill so I didn't worry about it for a while. I finally got nervous about it and called them and got the amount from the phone robot and sent the check. Unbeknownst to me, the address...

You say that ... and yet the cops can't find them. So either you are wrong or mom was lying. Or maybe the teacher fucks the cops too and they're not finding them on purpose. Besides, I'm pretty sure the records from the carrier don't actually save the contents of any messages. Just that a...

Sounds like it takes people who are not smart enough to erase incriminating messages and photos.

Oh shit. I just realized the person was labeled "ME" not "YOU" Sorry. Carry on.

It's funny because it feels like you're the one who missed the joke. but big P's mom being in the pic made it allright.

I mean .... is that wrong? I don't even see "Race" in the blogical taxonomy chart. I thought it was there so maybe it was changed because of politics. But in order to potentially interbreed I think we'd need to be the same genus and species is the next level down from that. I looked a little...

You live a sad and unfulfilled life.

Are you alternating where you take your big greasy shits? Or has everyone sort of agreed that one bathroom is for shitting and the other is for pissing all over the toilet seat and floor?

i bet you could get chatgpt to crack the code and give you an overall plan.

I'm open to changing my opinions and I have seen the studies about gays being molested by men as children. Find some studies about the long term effects of boys fucking older women. The only case I ever heard a followup on was years ago a teacher fucked her student then they got married when...

Is it possible to learn this power?

Is this a race or a class? What book are they in?

By Aneeta Bhole? I want that to be real. But then again, I also want all of these nudes to be released.

Went to a wedding this weekend. The DJ played Copperhead Road and my niece convinced every one of the 50+ people on the dance floor it was a fucking river dance. She was running around showing everyone how to do it. My mind was blown. By the end of the song everyone was lined up doing that...

No. I literally said they used their pronouns in the dialog.

They used both of their pronouns, dumb-ass. I forgot which character said it, but it's not the saber itself that has power. It's the story. That's why he had to tell the story to the mercenaries.

Isn't pedo only when they're pre-pubescent? In Texas, 17 is perfectly legal. Might just be shitty reporting but I don't see in the article that she coached the dude or that the dude even went to her school. It kept saying he was a student at a Pennsylvania school while naming her school. I...

Not even fags. I'm playing with at least one actual gay and another who might use pronouns (I'm really unclear if people are using they/them for the person or her character); and we didn't say anything about that when we started.

If the seller doesn't have a seller's rep and the buyer does have a buyer's rep (the only way I can imagine there would be realtor fees in this case), then the buyer has to pay the fees outside of the contract. Same as any FSBO. Craigslist is just the advertising medium.

Is that your dishwasher or the one you wish you could afford?

I wonder if this movie will pass the reverse bechnel test.

Nope. Link doesn't work.

And as luck would have it, the guy who would play him is also old as fuck.

I'm just still trying to soak in that getting rid of half races is woke. So they want us all to be purebloods? Did they also get rid of races that were too similar to jews and chinks? That's "literally hitler" levels of woke. Feels almost like a psyop but I can't tell by who.

That's a pro-tip for finding a clean mirror to take a selfie with.

I'm hella confused. Never heard of paizo before. So I looked it up and I guess they made pathfinder. But I thought pathfinder was a version of DnD. So how similar is pathfinder to DnD and which version is it closest to? If you are familiar with one are you most of the way to understanding...

Of course we all have to pretend. Do you even know where you're posting right now?

Maybe. I'd never actually played DnD until last year. But so much of DnD is everywhere that I still saw a lot of it without realizing the source. So if you're into fantasy at all or RPGs it'll all seem familiar to you.

i watched Smokey and the Bandit 2 a couple days ago. I remembered that it wasn't as good but I had just had a good experience rewatching #1 and I wanted to be reminded of how far it dropped off. It was worse than I remember. I mean, with all the added talent it had a lot of potential. But...

I didn't even know about this. I'll give it a try but don't expect me to jerk off to it.

I gotta tell ya, I always thought she was ugly. Far and away the worst part of the show and the most unbelievable part too that bandit would pick her over all the trim throwing itself at him. But the other day I realized she did look pretty good. I think I just had a hate-on for her because...