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  1. Hoss

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    How would the cheatriots know what the seachickens were doing? What, exactly, are, you, suggesting?
  2. Hoss

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    I missed some news. Payton is coaching again?
  3. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Challenge accepted.
  4. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Great analogy. Because I don't give a fuck about charities just like you don't give a fuck about her. I do, however, give 100% to my marriage. I'm sad for her that she fell for a sociopath.
  5. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If you do that she will think in the back of her mind that she can wear him down. The talk will do no good. If he did then he wouldn't only care about how a relationship would benefit him. He'd see making her happy as a benefit in itself. That may not be enough to overcome the negatives...
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    Chat GPT AI

    Move the goalposts much? You got BTFO by an AI twice.
  7. Hoss

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    i keep hoping he'll take a page from Brady's book and start signing team friendly contracts.
  8. Hoss

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    I was wondering about that. I didn't hear they had recinded that rule. I assumed they were just letting them get away with it because they weren't being obvious like the refrigerator picking the guy up and toting him across the line. (Is that what happened? It's how I remember it but it...
  9. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We have a murder pact in place. When the time comes to end this, one of us will kill the other. Divorce is not an option. BTW a bangmaid is not the future. We were doing that shit 40 years ago.
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    Chat GPT AI

    the egg thing might be a better example. Because this one looks totally like a thing a human would do. It got the answer right in the end. The opening statement was just backwards.
  11. Hoss

    Chat GPT AI

    In the context of a Turing test that means nothing. Plenty of humans fuck that up too.
  12. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Start dating and bringing home other girls. If you cared about her (which I think we have established that you don't) you'd tell her to start looking for her own place.
  13. Hoss

    Chat GPT AI

    That's surreal. So the AI makes mistakes? Or is it a prostitute who tells you what you want to hear?
  14. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm pretty ignorant of prenups, but isn't there a clause in them for violating them? I always figured they were enforced similar to NDAs. You don't do the thing you're not supposed to do because there a 1000 lb hammer waiting to come down on you. So even if the family court judge ignores it...
  15. Hoss

    Chat GPT AI

    and it fails by always knowing the correct date? Sounds like ELIZA was more fun. That ho was always trying to get in my pants.
  16. Hoss

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    How are they going to get rid of it? Are they going to require all defensive linemen to get their fucking pads lower than the offenses?
  17. Hoss

    Chat GPT AI

    Does this AI pass the turing test yet?
  18. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She wants to be married. If you don't then you're wasting her time. If you cared about her there would be some small amount of value placed on making her feel happy and secure. Security is a man's primary function in the relationship. Have her sign up here so I can tell her she needs to walk.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Like Kaines said, that's addict behavior. Go to some meetings bro. Maybe take her with you so she understands the lies were because of the addiction. Not that it excuses lying but at least it will frame it up in a way that maybe she can trust you as long as drugs aren't involved. Actually...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You're talking about leg braces, right? Because what the fuck are you doing looking at a dude's grill hard enough to see braces? Try using the last 4 of your zip code. I was told that is specifically intended to eliminate the problem of same or similar street names in the same town.
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    The internet as it was in 1996

    I remember cybersexing in a chatroom once. After we went to a private room the girl told me she wanted me to suck her dick and that was the end of cybersexing for me. It had never occurred to me that a dude might be pretending to be a girl.
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    2022-23 NFL Season : Herbert's march to Glendale

    I wonder if the "Im going to disney world" thing was always a marketing gimmick or did it happen organically once or twice before disney started paying them.
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    MMA Thread

    I'm not sure weight classes mean what most people think they mean. Look at UFC 8. David Vs Goliath. They purposely matched giants versus midgets. The results were 3 wins for the giants, 4 wins for the midgets. Maybe 5 wins for the midgets, I'm not sure if the superfight was also david vs...
  24. Hoss

    Night Court

    change your avatar to help people out.
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    Power Slap

    It's pretty good, but I'm about to start fast forwarding through the house drama. I only want to see hot girls getting drunk and acting like cunts on reality TV. The slapping part is almost like all the best parts of a UFC fight distilled into a few moments.
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    Star Wars: The Bad Batch

    Wait, was it tails of the jedi or tales? goddammit now I have to go look. So does anyone else think echo left because he was tired of being called eeko? teek might be the next to go.
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    Night Court

    The question is, are people remembering your ball cancer or is your posting just reminding them of ball cancer? You might be ball cancer incarnate. If you see a picture of a dick and recognize it as a dick, it doesn't mean you are familiar with that particular dick. knowhatimean?
  28. Hoss

    MMA Thread

    UFC was at it's best before weight classes. I assume they have to do classes for the commission to sanction them. I'm watching that slap fight show and they have weight classes and Dana mentioned they needed them for sanctioning. Maybe the answer is to say no penalty for missing weight. Or...
  29. Hoss

    MMA Thread

    I see. The weight class thing always seemed retarded to me anyway.
  30. Hoss

    MMA Thread

    I don't understand why it's important. What do they think was in the IV? Was he blood packing?
  31. Hoss

    2022-23 NFL Season : Herbert's march to Glendale

    I just wish they'd scored on the ring around the rosy play so we could spend more time talking about it.
  32. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Is that why you joined foh? To find mental health clients?
  33. Hoss

    Tell us your Mippo Tales

    Well if that counts .... my buddy's wife's best friend used to babysit for Mark Tuinei. She got to meet a bunch of cowboys and mavericks through her. They were hot chicks so they were constantly getting invited to VIP boxes at games.
  34. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Without further goodbyes? So you're saying you never thought the phrase through.
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    Cheated out of my youth

    I'm going to go with slap on the wrist because she was treating a medical condition. The first time it was blue balls. The next dozen times it was a sprained wrist from all the high 5's he was getting.
  36. Hoss

    2022-23 NFL Season : Herbert's march to Glendale

    I'd also like to add that I have been wrong with every single prediction this offseason*. My head tells me eagles will win, that's why I'm going with my heart this time. *Not counting that I might have picked the cowboys over the buccs. My head was definitely telling me brady was going to win.
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    2022-23 NFL Season : Herbert's march to Glendale

    In the modern pro bowl era, no conference has ever lost both the pro bowl and the super bowl. Chiefs 50-10
  38. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Bad Batch

    30 years between the serieses and wookies live to 500. He may not be all that grown up yet. But yeah, would love to see him in live action.
  39. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Bad Batch

    Look here mister. She's the oldest sibling and therefore is the natural leader of the group. If you don't like her leadership style then find another A team knockoff to watch.
  40. Hoss

    2022-23 NFL Season : Herbert's march to Glendale

    So this WAS the seahawks tackle from a few years back? I remember they were all about teaching it to kids because it was a safer way to tackle. I'm starting to think there may not be a way to knock a man to the ground without risking injury. Speaking of the future of defense in the NFL, the...