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  1. Hoss

    Night Court

    To be clear, I was laughing at how being even more rude to lanx was saying he was in a car with me. fucker
  2. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Technically no. Ado is an old word meaning commotion. So silence would not be commotion. I stand by my original assertion. The statement itself is further ado. Plus, most times when the phrase is used, there's a little more ado coming. without further ado. The man of the hour. The one...
  3. Hoss

    Power Slap

    I saw a commercial for this last night but I didn't catch the network. Where can I watch?
  4. Hoss

    Night Court

    you asked if he was in the same accident that I was in. fucker.
  5. Hoss

    2022-23 NFL Season : Herbert's march to Glendale

    Thanks for this. My family is passing around stories about the intervention and it makes no sense to us. Now it does. I thought he was broadcasting drunk or something. Anyway. Lifelong KC fan checking in. Go Gravies! Die Eagles Die!
  6. Hoss

    Night Court

    It was the episode counts that threw me off and made me think you were trying to add them up like a teenage girl. I initially started with a question and got attacked for it. That makes you the only douchebag in our exchange.
  7. Hoss

    Night Court

    So it's on us anytime we see a nonsensical post from you to go through each and every word and see if it's antonym makes more sense? Gotcha. Put that in your sig or something because tomorrow I won't remember who you are. Hey aren't you the guy who microdoses? I hope your dyslexia never...
  8. Hoss

    Night Court

    Weird. There are run of the mill dumbasses who do that without being dyslexic. Are you 100% sure you don't have a case of both? Is it the dyslexia that makes you double down when a chance to explain better and a possible correction is offered? YOU know you have this problem, we don't. When...
  9. Hoss

    Night Court

    Is that how dyslexia works? it's about confusing meanings of words and not about letters getting turned around and swapped? huh. themoreyouknow.gif Pharma went undrafted in the racial draft. Does that make him wypeepo or middle eastern?
  10. Hoss

    American Auto

    Why the new thread? did it get another season? Hope so, I liked it. Skinny black dude was the gay. Don't think there was a lesbo unless the girl in pink becomes one. No troonies but the main actress in the center is definitely impersonated by cross dressers somewhere. You should watch the...
  11. Hoss

    Night Court

    This is my fault. I didn't realize you were high when I tried to make sense of your post and asked for clarification. yah man south park and family guy are totally older than simpsons man. groovy.
  12. Hoss

    Night Court

    yup it's gotta be fucking grueling. Even more so for the writers. Surely they don't work all year though.
  13. Hoss

    Night Court

    huh? Do you mean total episodes added together? Because neither is anywhere near as old as the simpsons. Their clock starts with the Tracey Ulman Show in the mid 80's. It was a least a decade before either of those other 2 showed up. Whats mind blowing is when you look at the numbers for...
  14. Hoss

    Night Court

    Yes. All shows get canceled eventually. Except for the handful that haven't been canceled yet.
  15. Hoss

    Poker Face

    Watched Episode 1. So is this going to be like kung fu or the hulk where she goes town to town every week taking on odd jobs and helping strangers solve problems? If so, I'm in 100%.
  16. Hoss

    Dungeons & Dragons (2022)

    Really, spelljammer? I played a couple sessions and that shit is hot garbage. How the fuck are we flying around space and still using melee weapons? Your ship has a catapult and a ballista and it can dash based on the pilots abilities. who am I kidding, I'd probably watch hoping it was a...
  17. Hoss

    Dungeons & Dragons (2022)

    Technically not a movie and she's not 100% true to the DnD Barbarian, but she's pretty close.
  18. Hoss

    Dungeons & Dragons (2022)

    That's one of my top movies of all time. I only saw it once and barely remember anything about it, but it was great. Went to a chicks place, she started it up, and during the opening credits she said "I've already seen this, can I suck your dick?" So she blew me though the entire movie. No...
  19. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Is that 100k total value or 100k more than your strike price?
  20. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    I'll have to remember this next time I pull the "wrong hole" trick. sorry babe, I didn't mean to heavily lube up your asshole then slowly ram my cock in there while ignoring your shouts and holding on to you tight enough keep you from escaping. That's only second degree sodomy.
  21. Hoss

    The Rig

    To be clear, I knew going in that I was too close to the source material and hollywood takes liberties with everything. But deep down I was hoping it would be as accurate as the deepwater horizon film where they had survivors of the actual disaster consulting.
  22. Hoss

    The Rig

    I work on oil platforms and I was pretty disgusted with the first episode. You probably don't want to hear the whole list, but the first one was that it was a production platform, not a rig. Drilling rigs have derricks.
  23. Hoss

    Extraordinary

    I'm like 4 episodes in. I liked it until they had their fight. Jizzlord is probably the best character.
  24. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    two counts of second degree sodomy made me lol. So many questions. I bet she didn't peg him and just let him use the backdoor. But WTF makes it 2nd degree? What are the other degrees of sodomy?
  25. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    Doesn't it compound the crime? The thing about statutory rape is that all you have to prove is that it happened. It's always illegal. The positional authority thing could be argued in some cases that the sex was consensual outside of the authority.
  26. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Oh it's a manufacturer's warranty? I thought you were tied to that one dirtbag company.
  27. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I don't understand why you're looking for a motor. Tell them to drop off the replacement and all the parts needed to install it. Don't hesitate to call them back if they shorted you even so much as a wire nut.
  28. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    The phrase "without futher ado" is in itself, further ado.
  29. Hoss

    2022-23 NFL Season : Herbert's march to Glendale

    The only good team the niners have beat this year are the cowboys. Your point is dumb because the other team falls even shorter of meeting the benchmark you're setting. that said, die eagles die. Go niners. Bengals beat the niners in the superbowl.
  30. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    What should I do for lunch voyce?
  31. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Yeah, that's the most reliable move we've seen work. If one was attacking me, (and I didn't have my gun for some reason) I'd probably still try for the rear naked choke. A 6 ft 2x4 to the noggin from atop a car also works. But you have to be lucky enough to have that 2x4 and connect with it...
  32. Hoss

    2022-23 NFL Season : Herbert's march to Glendale

    It's gunna suck when the cowboys lose to the giants in the NFC Championship game.
  33. Hoss

    2022-23 NFL Season : Herbert's march to Glendale

    Whoever made that jumped the gun a little.
  34. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Around here it's only legal to turn right on red from that inside turn lane. I thought that was going to be the rustle at first because people turning right from the outside line rustles mine.
  35. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    It's caused by testosterone which is highest first thing in the morning. I usually don't get morning wood when I didn't get enough sleep. overall testosterone goes down with age too so its expected to happen less frequently as you get older.