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  1. James

    Rules of Rerolled, first draft edition

    You're dumb and wrong. Pasting cocks onto random pictures was a Big Deal when aychamo was a name in Screenshots. I'm sure he's still got a few pictures from back in the day laying around if you ask him about it. Not to mention the one of Furor's face + Blade of Carnage put onto that guy in a...
  2. James

    Rules of Rerolled, first draft edition

    This is not even close to accurate, at all. On noows there were no rules, but Screenshots was used mostly for actual screenshots back then. The first rule imposed on fohguild.org was Furor's NO PORN rule, which was loosely enforced for a little bit to the point that it spawned the PGT. Then...
  3. James

    The F*** Cancer Thread

    This title should be edited to "FUCK CANCER" because cancer doesn't deserve anything less than harsh, unfiltered 100% pure hatred.
  4. James

    Thank you Draegan, Goodbye FOH

    March? What a newfag.
  5. James

    Hardest Boss Fights (No MMO shit please)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEiDLsc-iJQ Alma makes you feel like a ninja when you finally beat her.
  6. James

    Thank you Draegan, Goodbye FOH

    My avatar was the doorknob from Alice in Wonderland, which was supposed to tie into Jefferson Airplane's White Rabbit but not a single fucking person ever called me on it.
  7. James

    DOTA 2

    Did you just insult THE ixmike88? What the fuck is wrong with you.
  8. James

    WoW Vanilla Emu - Emerald Dream

    I did the same thing ages ago. You can't play a Warrior with a fucked up charge. You just can't. It's like having sex without a dick, or having cheese and crackers without the cheese. Or the crackers. Unacceptable.
  9. James

    Thank you Draegan, Goodbye FOH

    Who cares? Isn't there better shit to talk about, like ponies or some shit.
  10. James

    Guild Wars 2

    IS THERE A RICKSHAW IN THE HOUSE? I think it's dead, Jim...
  11. James

    DOTA 2

    You would think Anti-Mage would do well against Undying. AM picker.
  12. James

    Dark Souls 2

    Dying in Dark Souls is for noobs. I can't even remember my last non-pvp death.
  13. James

    Dark Souls 2

    Get this shit out of here, of course it requires dev time and of course it affects the quality of the game. Pumping out e-z mode bullshit for entitled idiots that can't stomach the fact that they suck giant ballsack absolutely makes the game worse in every measurable sense. Every single game...
  14. James

    what are some of the worst games you've ever played?

    League of Legends. Just kidding, I wouldn't touch that piece of shit with a 40 foot pole.
  15. James

    Dark Souls 2

    Come on, this is straight up bullshit. Of course you'd hear bitching about a shitty port to the 360, because it's a fucking console and modding a console is impossible, illegal, or just straight up retarded. The fact of the matter is that Dark Souls on the PC is the single best way to...
  16. James

    Welcome to retrolled

    Yeah, I'm not sure I'd wipe my ass with your opinion but I guess you can keep thinking you were somehow important to me. Hint: you weren't. I know Sutekh has been talking shit too, so he can take to heart as well. I don't feel like coming up with a specific insult to him. Neither of you are...
  17. James

    Long full disclosure

    If Aychamo wouldshut the fuck upat some point and let someone else get in a word or two about something, I think there"s still some more gold to mine here. Especially if Birth Certificates are posted.
  18. James

    Long full disclosure

    Was talking about David there, Sally.
  19. James

    Long full disclosure

    Good lord, when even this fucking troglodyte is putting you in the friend zone you might want to consider suicide.
  20. James

    Long full disclosure

    This is an outrage.
  21. James

    Long full disclosure

    Are you an energy vampire too?
  22. James

    Long full disclosure

    Oh no you"re not, you need to atone for your sins, buddy, which includes sucking the period blood out of a retarded midget. Jesus Christ.
  23. James

    Long full disclosure

    I really did not need to read this.
  24. James

    Long full disclosure

    I dunno, looks to me like you think you"re an energy vampire and that Shelly has a Twilight browser. It would explain why you two hooked up, anyway.
  25. James

    Long full disclosure

    But are you an energy vampire?
  26. James

    Long full disclosure

    I just want to lay a few things out for you here. You fucked Shelly, therefore you do not get to call her gross, disgusting, pygmy, or whatever else you"ve been calling her. Your dick was in that vagina, multiple times!!!, and you weren"t even on drugs/drunk every time. There"s also no amount...
  27. James

    Long full disclosure

    The last names are removed, don"t post them again. Still waiting on verification of ShellyshusbandDavid, though.
  28. James

    Long full disclosure

    Wow, this is a fantastic post all around, but I think this needs to be stressed. One of the things we sort of frown upon here at fohguild.org is separate troll accounts. I also remain unconvinced that ShellyshusbandDavid is actually Shelly"s husband David, and thus I"m probably going to end up...
  29. James

    Long full disclosure

    No that title definitely goes to Blaezenfury. She might be the smallest retard on the forum, however.
  30. James

    Long full disclosure

    Haha, it"s funny you mention that, about a dozen flying monkeys just flew out of my asshole. Crazy shit, literally!
  31. James

    Long full disclosure

    Troll is a bit harsh, dude. I prefer the term "retarded midget."
  32. James

    Long full disclosure

    Damn dude, that"s a good lookin picture. Here is one of me:
  33. James

    Long full disclosure

    Due to popular request, and just because I want to see how much mad hot fire we can throw on this B before it blows up in our faces, ShellyshusbandDavid is now able to post. And with a name like that, I can"t imagine him being any less retarded than Shelly, or possibly even Shelly herself...
  34. James

    Long full disclosure

    Gonna need pics of Jessica and Ashley.
  35. James

    Long full disclosure

    Is this the chick in the cowboy hat?
  36. James

    FOH detectives what city is this?

    Alright dude, here"s what you need to do. - Divorce her, cause that chick is fuckin CRAZY, she doesn"t even know where she is and when. - Buy a GPS that will say out loud where she is so that she is never confused again. - Continue updating us because this shit is fascinating.
  37. James

    FOH detectives what city is this?

    Looks like Miami to me.
  38. James

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I"ve got a giant blanket nailed over my windows.
  39. James

    Long full disclosure

    Yo that"s like a 20 yard distance.
  40. James

    Long full disclosure

    I don"t know. I could go for some more pictures.