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Is that the ass in your keep? As opposed to the ass you get on the road.

Towards the end Richie was getting froggy with mac too. So I still think it was a part written for him and they just changed the name. I had heard about the renegade HL 2, but I didn't know about the other versions of the other ones. What you talked about with HL1 was just deleted scenes...

You wanna see my usual level of effort? Check your reaction scores buddy!

We could test that theory by comparing the doak walker (top RB) award winners to the Davey O'Brian (top QB) winners.

Sweet. So he'll be ready by the chanmpionship game or are we going to have to wait for the superb owl?

#1 I guess we're supposed to believe that you downloaded grindr just for this gag #2 that's not a valid email address. #3 Stop trying to hack hossix's account.

I keep it simple by using my favorite porn searches as passwords.

I was wondering if he meant keypass. But he said keep ass.

I have an app called "a fucking sticky note" and it really does keep all of your passwords under your control. not under your pretend control like keep ass.

How about blessed by God? That's a trait. Alls I'm saying is that if you win and people can't figure out how; it still counts as a win. That would explain why the numbers weren't adding up for me. But I didn't care to dig any further. I only took exception to the characterization of him...

And if it was luck, what's wrong with having a lucky QB?

10-6 was the record as a starter. I think your number might be if you include any game where he played at least one down. It's 14-21 if you count the games where he was simply on the team. He's a winner. The league just hadn't figured out how he was winning yet. It reminds me of Emmit...

I realized last week that I can read better without my glasses than with them. I usually only wear prescription glasses when I need safety glasses (company gives them to me free so why not), so the this past week I've needed them for work to do some testing and all the test sheets were blurry...

His record as a starter is 10-6 and didn't he get the broncs into the playoffs? I don't think that counts as "so shitty". My memory is that he wasn't given a chance to earn a job because Elway didn't like him. I assumed no one else liked him because he was openly Christian. OK Ok I'm halfway...

I heard that if payton coaches anywhere, Brady is probably going to follow him. Apparently Brady wants to play for him and he almost did twice.

If he ever steps foot on an NFL field again, he's a shoe in for comeback player of the year.

kick the cat. I know you think I'm just being edgy or cruel, but serioulsy, kick it / step on it. You will not hurt it and it. It will SOUND like you just murdered it, but it will be fine and it will stop that bullshit.

In case you still haven't got it. He's talking about the headline. Also, stop associating with a known bet welcher. It would be more honorable to talk to the furry or the dog fucker. Change that to pro bowl category and you have the start of a solid joke.

Wouldn't that mean no bye weeks for anyone? You start with 8 teams, then have 4, then 2. If you give out 2 bye weeks, you start with 8 teams, have 3 games (to eliminate 3 teams) and the next week you have 5 teams. So someone would get 2 bye weeks.

I guess it depends a little on your situation. But it's hard to imagine a situation where you're healthy enough to forgo the bye week and are afraid of having to play the championship game away from home. Maybe a younger team might not want the bye. I remember a lot of times when the teams...

What theory do you think I have? I'm not saying he had a heart attack before the collision. I'm just saying that the tackle was awkward and wondering if he always tackles like that. Based on the little bit of the play I've seen, I'm wondering if he had some other pain or maybe was concussed...

So now PETA is getting in on the CIA grooming project? You know, when they killed all the birds and replaced them with surveillance drones, I shoulda known it wasn't going to end there.

@Nester @Lunis you guys are our token bills fans. That tackle looked awkward to me even before contact. Is that how hamlin always tackles?

OK there are those precedents, and I agree with them. But the game was paused/postponed so that ship has sailed. What's the precedent for what to do now? If they can, I think they should declare it a full game.

The precedent doesn't have to be due to injury. Has a game never been called early because of weather? I know in baseball there's a certain inning it has to get to to be official. I wonder if the NFL has a rule like that. If not, they may just call the game finished and award the win to...

My guess is that they don't. It will probably just be a non game for both teams. Does the NFL have a rule about how much of a game has to be played in order to call it official?

Question for someone who has watched Hamlin all season. Is that always how he tackles? It just looked weird to me. I could believe that whatever happened, happened just before the collision.

On a ventillator, and now using half of it. Flipped on stomach to take pressure off his lungs. I don't know nuthin about medical shit. Is that a normal recovery for a heart attack? I thought ventilators were for respiratory problems and the flipping him over thing doesn't sound right...

I was joking but according to a statement I saw earlier from the family, they are getting fucking donations.

Have you given to his gofundme yet you fucking monster? You know, he had no guaranteed money and wasn't even the highest paid safety in the league. So his family needs about tree fiddy from you.

Off the top of my head 1. He asked them to wait and they decided that it was worth it for him to calm down. If they were even waiting on his mother, which I highly doubt. 2. Traffic. Probably not this since it was the 1st quarter. I'm sure the parking lots and surrounding streets weren't...

nah. We wanna win out even if we still wind up with the 5th seed. We've tried the 'limping into the playoffs' thing. I like it better when we storm in there on a winning streak.

This was amazing. I came. Needed more of the crazy midget though. sorry for those of you who had unrealistic expectations. I don't think I ever played the game so I was free from that burden.

Has anyone had it write a script for star wars episode 7 yet?

You motherfuckers ready to apologize to pitbulls yet? Sure, every once in a while an innocent gets hurt. But they eat electric cars. Completely unrelated question, but is there a car scent called 'new baby' or something like that?

Reminded me of the time we tried to steal a street sign. We had tools. We climbed up on top of the car. But we could not fucking budge those goddamn bolts. I think we actually got one broke free but not the other 3 or 7 or whatever ridiculous number there was.

Lurch, thing, and grandmama (thanks cybsled) all look baller as fuck. Cousin it is insultingly wrong. He needs to either be a big ball of afro or kinky hair that'll leave a wetspot on anything he touches.

14.3% seems impressive, but overall how often do QBs win their first start? My google-fu is weak. I could not find that info. All I know is the cowboys. We've had 44 starting QBs, probably half of those had played somewhere else, but I looked up all of their stats anyway. I know it's a...

The Grandmother. I can't remember her name. Much as I love cousin IT, that's a terrible choice for a character who will need to talk. I hate Fred. But he knocked it out the park as fester.

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