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I said Nancy drew in the addam's family world. The current nancy does paranormal shit too, but other than being a demon baby Nancy is a normal girl. I was worried about this because wednesday was always one of my least favorite characters. But they did a great job adding all the addam's...

allright thanks. Sounds like when I get to choose any skills i want, I should choose less common things like history instead of acrobatics. because i'll always get a chance to roll for acrobatics and use my dex modifier.

20 years ago I was visiting my uncle and he thought he was having a heart attack. He lived in the boonies and we knew from experience that it took the ambulance as long to get to his house as it took to drive to the hospital, so between that and the cost of the ride it was an easy decison to...

Is proficient the same as having the skill? Or are you saying that we have all of the skills on the sheet and get to use the stat modifier automatically, and those proficiency just adds more? I actually played my first couple games like that, but I could have sworn in the last game the DM...

I'm trying to roll some characters for 5e. Where do i get the skill bonuses? I found where I get to select skills based on race, class, and background, but I can't find where the bonuses come from. It doesn't look like it comes from the stat listed next to it because on some of the pre-rolled...

Needs mistletoe from a nose ring, obviously.

have a little class and get an ear trumpet instead.

FINE you're either right, or you went to the trouble of editing the wiki page. Stop fivelighting me bro.

Oh fuck was he trying to make him say 5? Goddammit now I don't know if my memory is bad or if you're threelighitng me for real.

It's not 4:30 yet. Those dirty pours are still asleep.

Only amongst earthlings. As far as we know martians aren't big fans. pic unrelated

If you look up the highest rated nfl games, the cowboys are in pretty much all of them excluding superbowls. I can't find it now, but a few years ago when I looked it up last, there were cowboy games from years ago that were still in the top 10 all time. That article says they're in 5 of the...

one of your exes just got into voodoo. Don't tell he about the ankle. If she doesn't know it's working she might stop. also, burn her house down just to be safe.

You should go picard on anyone who misuses this around you. scream THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS as loud as you can.

Probably not. I think there's a good chance that next year past winners will be allowed to repeat.

Main thing that pisses me off about that phrase is that there's a much better and more modern reference we could be making. It should be called three-lighting dammit.

You mean just the cable boxes, right? On my phone I can turn off everything but presidential alerts.

Can they post gifs in those faggoty fucking notification popups?

the +4 on your zip code. I don't mind it existing, but in my experience (and in some experiments I've seen online) it takes longer to get your mail if you use it. The thing that rustles my jimjams about it is how often websites try to 'correct' the address I entered and add that +4. Fuck you...

In my experience ... Never mind

They're highly intelligent and predictable. But I wouldn't expect a retard who doesn't know that America was originally made up of British colonies to understand that.

I wanted philly to lose but I had to turn the game off because it physically hurt me to root for the packers.

There's a chance that they were just wrong though in 1988. Someone started a rumor. The mandela thing itself never got me because back in those days I didn't give half a fuck about politics. If the rumor was from 88 I was a teenager in Jr high and just learning to be scared of girls. I...

Nah. Same reason I don't own a business. Too much work. But I am familiar with them. I know how you have to raise them and I aint got time for that shit. Like I said. The most american of all dog breeds.

I thought I already had a Christmas Hat on Bill Bates, but I can't find it. Someone please make it so.

Did you really just ask that? Was there no fucking american history on your citizenship test? Like not even one sentence?

I guess we were just waiting for a goddamn commy to come along and tell us what to think about the most american of all dog breeds. pitties are as american as mcdonalds and capitalism. If you're stupid, they will all kill you.

Yeah the dog has learned that it needs to bark for attention and dogs like lots of attention. Even negative attention is attention.

Vaginas? On flip 'girls'?

Oh I misunderstood you. I thought you were trying to say england was so great because the names were meaningful whereas these names were random. Random and tedius references are polar opposites. Like I said, read a fucking book.

Bullshit. A pit bull lunged for her throat and got her leg instead? Was this bitch walking on her hands? No True Pitbull (tm)(R)(c) would miss that badly.

Every single one of those names is something important from the culture of the city itself. Sometimes it gets fucked up though when teams move. Like the Jazz used to be in New Orleans and the name made a lot of sense. It's a joke of a name not that they're in Utah though. Arlington has a...

On Thanksgiving it dawned on me that CeeDee Lamb is the right age that his name was probably a DEEZ NUTS joke by his dad.

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I didn't say all AKs are mag picky. I only have experience with the one so I wouldn't make a statement like that. But american made > anywhere else made. That is known and only a commie would dispute it.

Can't use bodayshus when you don't even know how to spell it. i keed i keed. I know how to spell it. bodacious

Good job this year. I know some people still complained, but I think most of us would agree it was the best bracket seeding in history. How did you sort the names this time?

You run the worst, most corrupt, and need a third thing before I post reply asshat elections this board has ever seen.

Foler vs. Bubbles - I need to seek a court order to mandate these polls be kept open for the full duration and the results not get certified until every vote is counted. Any forum lawyers wanna do some pro bono work?