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Yeah I downloaded that picture to my hard drive, printed it out, and then BEAT IT last night.

Grobb sent me a PM, he said you were abitchdude. You going to take that?

Best name since Mario Speedwagon.

THAT FUCKING SLUT CHEATED ON ME!

What"s the fine print say?!?!?!?!?!

How about I drop my balls into your mouth and you shut the fuck up. No one gives a shit about your retarded beef with Grobbee, we have more important things to discuss. HOW YOU BEEN AYCHAMO?

Whoa there, brohim. You can"t let the h8rs win.

Whoa there, big slick, I"m a goddamn Orc, not fucking Alliance. Chill yourself.

The real question here is why do you know how big your friend"s dick is.

Naw, I"ve definitely gotta agree with Alcestis here. Homeboy is about as bright as a box of rocks. Dull rocks, made out of Onyx, covered in oil. Though the graph you posted is certainly very accurate, Paladins wouldn"t know what to do with a pussy if it was sitting on their dick.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Here, let me shorten your post a bit:

According to her, my fat black cock was in her asshole a few nights ago and she was LOVING IT. In fact, according to her you"re a delusional fuckwad that would better serve society by getting hit by a fucking bus. You"re about as credible as a crack head"s left nut. This "situation" is about as...

afk my chemical romance is writing a song about me

Look, Water Temple is universal. There"s always a water stage in EVERY SINGLE ZELDA that sucks complete ass and is frustrating as all hell. UNIVERSAL GOD DAMMIT.

I"m sorry, but you guys are doing it all wrong. Back in 2000 when I was raiding with Fires of Heaven and part of their shadow leadership circle where I basically told Furor every strat and even how to play his warrior, I was living with Danny DeVito, Brian Austin Green, and Tila Tequila...

LOL, the only thing anyone would write about you in a song is "...and then there was this fool that ate the shit out of our ass, and we pissed on his face." You"re about as memorable as a fart, and in all the wrong ways. You"re about as interesting as a wet fucking turd. On the food chain...

This quote needs to be printed in one of those quote a day calenders and sold en fucking masse.

All I want to know is whose dick do I gotta suck to get into Alpha? Moorgard"s? Shit, I"ll suck it. Come on over here and drop trow, sweet cheeks, daddy needs a new beta key.

That mustard based steak sauce is waaaay better, imo. And Minnesota has the best BBQ?! Hah! Minnesota is a frigid wasteland, I don"t think they"ve seen a naturally produced fire since before the last ice age.

Dude, the thread is only 7800 replies, it"s really not that big yet. And you"re totally wrong about Curt not posting here after the game launches. He promised us Zombie Curt would post here in the coming apocalypse. That shit is what I call dedicated.

You"ll post here from BEYOND THE GRAVE?

I like to load my character up on the armory and inspect all his gears and achievements, then I close my eyes and imagine it in all its Orcish glory.

Would buy game if you had a beta CM that cracked down on stupidity with extreme prejudice. "What, motherfucker? You want a 20% exp death penalty? How about a month long ban to think about how retarded you are instead. Get the fuck out, scrub." I"d bet you could persuade Tseric to come mod...

Well, I"m glad we could entertain you, Camerous. Want me to get you anything else while you"re here? How about a glass of lemonade? Would you like a glass of lemonade?

Little bit more to the left if ya would, sugar tits.

Err, well it"s standard human nature, really. If you"re in the top 100 guilds or whatever, you"re going to be putting a lot more time into the game than someone who is only top 500, or top 1000, or is too busy beating their dick off in Dalaran to make it to level 80. No one can prevent that...

Yeah I hope one day I"m as good as Mippo at anything. EDIT: Wow what the hell. I swear to God I posted this right after Zehn. Bunch of time travelling motherfuckers is what you guys are.

Sounds like goddamn nirvana to me. I may have to give Aion a shot, now.

Sounds like someone hasn"t lived in an apartment for awhile.

Excellent news.

It"s a design feature. The offcenter text helps catch the eye.

Well if she"s not going to choose your box cover art, allow me to submit my work of art for consideration.

Not one, but TWO trashcans!

Eh? Curt is most definitely checking his PMs. I got one from him the other day, Lately though they"ve started to get creepy. He"s started emailing me and calling me on the phone. He doesn"t say anything on the phone, just breathes heavily, but the caller ID never lies.

Hey, Crystalis had a pretty fuckin baller storyline.

I disagree and think this game you"re describing doesn"t exist! Good day, sir!

Did it look something like...

Mytstery solved. (It"s Battle Chess FYI).