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I can"t believe Sam"s birthday is August the fuckin 17th. Of all the goddamn days he has to be born, it has to be the same one as mine. FFFFFUUUUUUUUU

The best thing Bob Costas ever did was his cameo on Baseketball. Bob Vila, on the other hand, is nearly unrivaled in pure badassedry and general manliness. The dude would put two pieces of boards together, put a nail through them, and then the boards would come to life, start beating the shit...

Holla @ ya. P.S. Get fucked, Zehn!

The opinion is from the mindset of even the most casually informed raiders. Not sure there"s data that you can attribute to the utter gayness of tank balance in WoW (certainly not subscription data), but pretty much everyone but Death Knights thinks it sucks pretty hardcore right now, and...

Yeah, I certainly miss the days of "Time to bust out the Prot Paladin!" Hyjal raids. Though I guess that"s better than now where it"s "Just go ret or holy if you want a raid slot" Ulduar. Or the soon to be "Protection Paladins are untouchable fucking gods" Coliseum.

I would love to hear in what imaginary world this is even remotely possible in. Is this also the game where the lead class designer hops on my server for 10 minutes every day and sucks my dick? This sounds like an excellent design goal, if so.

What would be wrong with 4 classes? Diablo only had the three classes, if you"ll remember, and it was a pretty phenomenal game. The goal should be to make each of your classes feel as powerful as they possibly can. If you have just one tank class, you can make it as weak or as strong as you...

We"ll have to agree to disagree on the tanking part. Tanking is extremely binary: you either can or cannot have the everliving shit beat out of you and continue standing. The one that does it the best will be the one who is your main tank. If all your tanking classes are somewhat equal, why have...

They added new particle effects/sounds for a lot of the combat skills, but I think the animations are still mostly the same.

Best quote from a CEO ever, or best quote from a CEO ever?

The loot from the "easier" version of the encounter should generally be lesser in quality, no matter if it takes you 1 minute or 1 hour to clear through his trash before hand. Think about it like this, as you start out an instance you are a little bit more open to clearing out trash, I guess...

Which, if you"d bothered to read past the first sentence, you"d see I actually even considered that.

That sends an adventurer and possibly his group on a mission that will take anywhere from a day to a week that will end in either an epic boss battle or a really neet cutscene that eventually nets you a fairly neat piece of loot... It all ends in loot. Or if you choose not to use loot so...

To be certain we"re talking about the same thing here: solo items from solo play can be made to be as painfully horrible to camp as you can possibly make them. I see nothing wrong with making a jboots-like quest take a few days of sitting on your ass to accomplish,provided there are little to no...

That was unbuffed yo. Was like 210? or something buffed.

Don"t assume shit about shit you don"t know, slick. I"m fairly certain I played EQ "more hardk0re" than you ever did. There"s a happy medium between your vision of nut shattering disappointment, and Zehn"s free-flowing loot schmorgisborg of homosexual assfucking gayness. Any retard can slap a...

Something tells me you also like to hook your balls up to some electrodes, and shock them with 10k volts of electricity in your spare time. You don"t go actively looking for gameplay like that, you get fucking conned into it.

Fear was a fickle bitch, it just depended on the time of month I guess. One day you walk in and get like two piece of shit Druid drops and that goddamn Ranger axe about thirty times. The next and half your wizards walk out with a full damn suit of planar gear and a fireball burning up their...

This really has nothing to do with anything, though. After a certain point it was tough to keep track of new level 50s/60s/whatever on VZ even with a decidedly smaller level-cap community, AND a mentality that it paid to know the strengths and weaknesses of your opponents like the back of your...

I"ve gotta agree with Curt here. Additionally, I"d pay good money to see a tech guy tell everyone to shove SLI up their ass, and if they don"t like it they can go suck a lemmon.

What?!? Your model is my #1 concern! How can you expect me to play Copernicus when you aren"t franchising your IP? This is a ridiculous slap in the face.

WoW"s achievement based mounts are fairly baller. It seperates the nubs from the hardcore with nothing more than a minor speed increase at best and some really nifty cosmetics.

Personally I"d rather push a big red button. It"s just so much cooler.

So what you"re saying is there needs to be varying degrees of difficulty for each hard mode encounter that are completely player controlled? Like a big red button, maybe...

So what you"re saying is bosses need a "hard mode" version that will award extra loot, achievements, and titles, generally setting them apart from the rest of the scrubs on the server? Sounds familiar...

This is so retarded it hurts. Someone on another board put it far more eloquently than I ever could, so I"ll just quote him:

Quel"Serrar - Item - World of Warcraft

No one likes crafting but masochists and freaks (i.e. Zehn probably LOVES crafting). Blizzard"s crafting system was a step in the right direction though, even if it"s balanced for shit. The more complex the crafting process, the worse the system is. I don"t wanna sit down for two hours to figure...

I saw that on MMO Champion this morning and thought it was probably the worst comic ever made.

Trash mobs do serve a purpose, though, and it"s not always boring. Well, at least it doesn"t have to always be boring. I"m not sure what the alternative would be, a series of jumping puzzles before each boss ala Mario? A gauntlet of a hundred thousand post-Patchwerk slimes? Well, that would be...

One name alone can debunk this argument: Dumar.

An actual day in the life at <strike>VerantBlizzard</strike> 38 Studios.

Well, what I"m really interested in is the particulars of your military careers and experiences. So much so, in fact, that if you guys could copy your day to day logs and journals here I"d probably spend the next few months sifting through it and jotting down notes of my own about them. Oh...

It belongs photoshopped into goatse is where it belongs. Screamfeeder, hop to it!

How about this fuckin one: gtgposter.jpg (image) Holy shit, that is probably the creepiest drawing I have ever seen. Completely trumps maggot-boob. The girl in the bottom is going totorturethat pie, not even just murder it. She wouldn"t get much enjoyment out of murder, it"s time to bust out...

This is simply the wrong way of looking at things. Sites need to be ranked on awesomeness, which would put FoHguild.org fairly close to the top, and the Escapist fairly close to the bottom for being the festering shitpile that it is.

I hope you"re making a world set in the Rainbow Brite universe, personally. That would be outstanding.

WILL THERE BE MANA?!?!?1/1/1/1

Pfft. Real men researched it from the runes that dropped pre-Quest.

I don"t understand why being a "hardcore" MMO player excludes you from seeing the "casual" point of view, or somehow renders it null and void for absolutely no reason. I like the exact same things a "casual" player likes in the game, I just play the game a little bit more seriously than some of...