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Top Golf sounds fun, too bad you don't have titties.

I can only stand to play until I go up against a secret pally that curves out perfectly. Needless to say I only get in 3 or 4 games a day now. Any ideas on a good time waster I can play on my laptop while I watch Dual Survival reruns? This game fucking sucks.

I love woodworking, really appeals to my meticulous personality. Was hoping Amazon was gonna hook me up with some sweet ass deals on burl veneers.

It's Tuesday and no big patch. At least another week of secret pallies, force/savage combos, and turn seven Dr. Booms. sadfaceemoji.jpeg I wish we could at least look at some new cards from the next expansion.

Haha nice!

I like it. It's a good late game drop that you can pair with a Belcher or a Loatheb after your Boom has already eaten a BGH.

Ya. Small sample size of course, but the three or four games so far they get me pretty low until I stabilize with Justicar/Shield Maidens/Belchers and they just can't keep a board. One game the guy went all in with a Malganis and PO and got me down to one health but I ended up grinding him down...

Control warrior doing work for me the past couple days. Got me into the single digit ranks from 14 with only 3 losses. Seeing lots of freeze mages and zoolocks. Tech in a couple Revenges for the secret pallies.

Pretty much zero will to play until the new modes drop. All I can think about is the massive amount of dust I'm going to have to finally complete my Classic collection and the fact that I will never have to face another fucking Secret Pally again in the near future. Working as intended?

Golden Ice Barrier, Velen's Chosen, and Recycle. Sucks I didn't have it in me to get rank 5 last month.

Is there even a hard counter to Secret Pally? Every fucking day I get a on a decent run then run into the Wall o Pallies. Patron Warrior seems ok, but if you don't get the right draws early then fuck it, you're done. They ALWAYS have turn 2 minibot and turn 6 Dr. Six. MC ruins the game for me...

Whelp, I've played 12 games in a row that I've had to concede by turn 5. This game is such a steaming pile of shit.

Grats man.

For his efforts in the AGW thread I would support Quaid.

Tuco mod is best mod, where do I put my X?

Lol. You don't seriously consider yourself a "Republican poster" do you? I don't. I also don't think too many people around here consider themselves Dems or Republicans any more. Liberal/Conservative/Rational would be more accurate IMO.

Dude, the Cliff's Notes on this saga won't do it justice. Do yourself a favor and go the Screenshots Hall of Fame and read My Dating Pool. That should keep you entertained for a few days and pretty much up to date on J49 and his hoors.

Opened my first Golden Legendary yesterday....Nozdormo.

Mech mage with a Sir Finley and Gorilla Bots has some interesting games. Was top decking against a control warrior, kept his face froze with a snow chugger for three turns, got him down to the low teens. He clears with Revenge and I'm top decking with a Gorilla Bot. I discover a Blingtron...

Who?

Haha nice. Aggro shaman's the new Huntertaker when it comes to "I hope your children die in a fire" whenever I'm matched up against them.

Unless that secret is Explosive Trap.

How the fuck does he go through 30 cards without getting off any crackles, lava bursts, lighting bolts, or doomhammers to the face? Not to mention Leper Gnomes deathrattle. Does not compute.

Couldn't have been an aggro shaman though huh? Mana tide totem and an empty deck with you at 31 health. Unless you got a Tree of Life off.

Golden Twisting Nether, Bash, and Unbound Elemental. Could have been worse I suppose.

Nice job Big P and OP.

Runs Grom, Boom, 2 Korkorans, 2 Unstable Ghouls, 1 frothing, 2 slams. The 2 ghouls are money in the early game against all the pallies and aggro. Not convinced on the 2 Korkorans though,I think one's enough. I linked a nice write up on patrons and their place in the current meta a few posts up.

Patron took me all the way to five today after starting at 13 or 14. Pretty happy about that, especially since I won't get to play much, if any, tmrw. Hoping I get a decent golden epic that I still need.

Combo druid does well too, maybe throw a couple inspire minions and a lady of the lake in to synergize with the hero power thing. Patron and mech mage doing work for me today. Been frustrated and stuck between ranks 14-10 for two weeks and have gained 7 levels this morning. Gonna make a real...

He meant Movie of the Year good. A movie can be brilliant but still not movie of the year good.

I watch Strifecro pretty much exclusively. He's really good at talking through his plays and explaining his reasoning, he doesn't play annoying music in the background, and he rarely plays the same deck two streams in a row.

Always looking for suggestions for good games that I can play one on one with my 9 year old daughter. She's pretty bright and catches on quick, probably about the level of a regular 11/12 year old. Picked up Machi Koro last year and she loves that. Was thinking about trying Munchkins but it says...

Merry Xmas bros.

Holy fuck.

So WTF, opponent gets Wrathguard from shredder, argus's it up. I shield slam for 8 damage but his character takes no damage. Card says any damage taken also goes to face. Doesn't specify minion damage.

I hate this game. I hate this game. I hate this game.

Time for a break from this shitfest. Dropped 4 ranks yesterday, whatever class I picked I was matched up against the perfect answer...every.single.time.

So annoying that my most consistent deck is the one I already have a golden portrait of.

Ya I always have a couple IPT invites as well.