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No sales tax in Oregon so I'd rather just go to the store and have it same day over waiting for my package to get delayed because the post man lost it.

An apple and a banana makes a great breakfast on the go too, cereal is just garbage calories. Another +1 for stretching to kill DOMS or even better, a foam roller.

Randomly stumbled onto this band on Youtube of all places. Good ol generic stoner sludge.

Everyone can shit their pants in BK, not everyone can get married, so I'm gonna have to pick BK shits.

Oogles are what they are and yes, a good chunk of them are kids who live in the suburbs but commute in to be homeless. Used to be free street parking up around my old work and I'd see them arrive in car and all pile out to go walk around on the street and lay around drunk with a dog and...

Everyone buy a Miata M5 !

Invite me to the wedding, I'll be the drunk guy everyone talks about.

I tried to jammer but no luck.

Give it time, eventually someone will sat making questionable life choices again. I had a 1am tinder meet up that led to me making out with a 40 year old roller derby girl, she was a striker(?) Not the fat blocker kind.

Cads right about this. Girls have a heightened sense of self worth already due to society and dudes being told to chase and girls being told they are special princesses. Then online dating comes and they have their pick of hundreds of dudes all trying to Mlady them.

Boxsters are the worst kind of Porsche, every boxster I've ever worked on has been a douchebag of a customer. I'm assuming you can afford it with the X5 and maybe X3 in the photo but everyone I've ever worked on has been a guy who can barely make payments so freaks out when we charge him and...

Welcome to a clean eating lifestyle, my butthole hates grease like Merlin hates blacks. I helped my ex-gf move out of her apartment today and was treated with Del Taco, I don't care what anyone says, Del Taco is far superior to anything Taco Bell has to offer. The price difference alone...

Do it big player. http://giphy.com/gifs/los-angeles-la...-RqGsoOpE0GHmg Edit: I give up, I don't know how to post giphy shit.

You work DT? Anywhere DT is a shitshow with white kids trying to act poor, its really becoming an issue in the last 2 years.

Yup, trying to decide on if I want to have a 10 ish mile bike ride after work to get a modem so I can play a 16 year old video game.

Girls don't need to play the numbers game since they are the gatekeeper. If a girl is half decent, every right swipe of hers will be a match.

Only kind of squirt I like is pee.

Make a hat out of 100 dollar bills and use Tenks suggestion on profile.

I found Surge at the store by my work today, bought one just out of nostalgia. Meh, I'll stick with Mountain Dew if I want a citrus soda.

That's it. Truly the worst people.

California is trying it's hardest to move here and make it suck like SF though. There is an increasing number of pointy shoe, well groomed facial hair douche bags showing up and bars with 15 dollar "hand crafted" cocktails.

I try to get stupid first date questions out of the way online so they can't see my roll my eyes.

I just say " can't send dick pics through tinder", works every time. Tenks, a 3 exchange maximum is pretty damn short, unless you are writing paragraphs each time.

Dick pics get sent on the first message, I usually send about six in a slide show

It doesn't from my experience, my short experience had plenty of matches but they would never talk to me. One girl also matched with me on tinder and I messaged her and she was into it and gave me her number in no time. Girls suck at sending the first message. I also avoid canned lines...

That's because you didn't deserve it.

I think it's once you are matched up, you have 24 hours for her to message you.

I was on bumble for a weekend, it's filled with like 8s and above in Portlandia. None of them are my type though, all blonde cali girl yuppies.

Raw denim cutoffs?

Only if it's a camaro.

My tinder profile just says "Dickbutt ", the text means absolutely nothing. I also have a picture of me in a slice of pizza costume cause bitches love pizza.

I filter out fatties/Trans folk but I just look at the first picture that pops out and if it looks decent, it goes right and then once we match up, then I'll go and investigate if I should waste my time sending her a "sup"

Found some of the habanero sculpting last night but it was only being sold by a 6 pack, probably check out a bottle shop later and snag a bottle to try.

This man gets it.

Tight, I'll test it out tonight. I'm using one of comcast stupid rental modems at the moment so I don't know the brand.

Alright nerds, I need your help. My new laptop I bought acer aspire v I think, is windows 10 and I'm having what I think are connection issues. I can only successful zone like every 3 times, every other time it just stalls out at the loading screen. I've disabled my firewall aND ran an ether...

Pretty much what ive been doing, going out riding bikes workout worry of when I'll return, playing games and it's neb amazing. I've had a couple tinder girls try to hook up with me but I'll just pound one out and lose interest immediately.

Me and my GF of 2 years split in January and I just went on my first "date" last night, while I'm mentally fine to date, I just still have zero interest.

Either way you head it's gonna be shitty traffic though. I know back when I lived in AZ 8ish years ago, you could find real cheap houses out in Avondale and was it Litchfield or whatever is on the west side of the 101 by the stadium. Though I guess now, the stadium has probably caused a...