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Has she told you she's pregnant yet?

Did you call them mudbloods?

This. Make sure to check your bushes this week.

Burned my mouth last night eating mozzerla sticks, now I'm unable to eat my salt and vinegar chips. Also Panera is not hipster in the slightest, come to Portland and I'll show you what a real hipster restaurant is like.

Only thing I don't get is whats the difference between this server and the other Al'Kabor server? Edit : Also how toxic is the top end ? I'm not looking for a p99 lawyer quest type of server. Did that once and never again.

Don't forget the foot rubs and forehead kisses.

Food service probably makes more than you do after taxes(assuming min wage+tips) and it would up the chances of you getting laid. I'd say go food service.

Just ordered a laptop this morning, so with luck I should be filling some socks this weekend. No idea what classes I'll be rolling yet but I'm sure it'll be my standard dru/pal/something.

The charge spoon is also a decent entry level saddle, costs like 30 bucks and I've got like we'll over 10k miles on mine.

Unsweetened almond milk is the way to go, save the vanilla shit for your cereal.

This is sound advice, my brooks c15 is amazing, I can do 45 miles easy without bibs on and not even care. It also looks normal on a modern road bike which is a bonus. I'd say go to a good bike shop (not performance) and see if they can do a sit bone measurement and what not. Maybe I've...

But which one gives you chlamydia?

My old habits of playing EQ/wow was having FoH open at all times for med breaks and whatever downtime. This place does die at 5 o'clock though.

Pretty sure that's a rape charge in this day and age.

God, I hate people like this. Ewwww, it has something that's icky on it, I won't try it

My holding the door open for someone has nothing to do with gender and everything to do with proximity.

Women fought for equal rights so I'm happy to give them that. Open your own fucking door anf pay for your own shit. It's a win/win.

Listen to Famm, I've heard good things about the WTB saddles, I love fizik ariones but those who 100 ish a pop. Don't fall into the newbie trap of thinking hard saddles aren't comfortable, especially for something like MTBING where you are sliding all over the saddle and standing a lot.

Yes and no. The first week on a bike will always cause some taint soreness and should go away. But if you have a saddle that doesn't match you well, it will always hurt. In my experience all stock saddles are awful and never comfortable. Alot of shops out here have saddle demo programs...

Bought one Henrys hard soda ginger ale and one orange soda, trying out the ginger ale now and it's not the worst thing I've ever had. It's like someone poured a little bit of malt liquor into a ginger ale, will post results of orange soda once I've had it.

Pay your bar tabs in cash so you forget how uch you actually spend damaging your liver. New manager bought the shop pizza today because he realized everyone's about to quit. They always buy garbage pizza but it's better than nothing.

Stubbs is my go to BBQ sauce, though Kroger makes a nonHFCS BBQ sauce, its pretty bland though.

My work is all piece work and usually the way it works is once you touch the car, it's yours cause everyone has different approaches on how to work on a car/storage of nuts and bolts and since cars aren't uniformly built, it helps to have originally tore it down so you know where everything...

That's cause you shop at whole foods.

I've never had those habanero poore brothers chips, gonna have to keep my eye out. Best chips ever right here though.

I already do 55 to 60 hour weeks, id rather not. My type of work is very impractical to do part time sublet kind of work unless it's a full resto or something I couldn't leverage an hourly rate that would be worth it to go back.

Old work called me up today asking if I wanted to come back cause now they realize how much I actually did for them. Sucks for them but sure does tickle my pickle.

Keep it 100 fam.

Xadion, I tried to make a float out of the NYF root beer and had to dump half of it cause it was too sugary. It's just not good. Also, Khane, if you are still looking for mass rodiced Cascadia dark lagers, I just saw a new Gigantic brewing one that should be easy enough to find, haven't...

Bro, no one can see your legs in shirtless selfies. I've been "blessed" with great calves and it sucks, very few pants will fit comfortably since they taper in and my calves are massive. I also have done leg based things my while life so I have no upper body. I'd probably only be able to...

Oh that's the plan, my laptop died last year and haven't bothered to deal with it. Once I get settled and my finances are fine, I'll be slaying some dragons for sure.

All moved into my new place bros, let the hermit life begin. Also, girls farting is funny a lot of the times. Be a man.

Dude, no one's gives a shit about what women are interested in. It's all just feigning interest until you get your peepee wet

Bitch didn't have a job or income so was practically living with me and making me pay for her drinks. The least she could do was take a shot in the mouth and make me a wrap.

I dated a girl back when I used to go home for lunch, she would blow me, then I'd nap while she made me lunch and I'd wake up eat and go back to work. She was fucking retarded and lazy though so it didn't last long. Sure was good while it lasted though.

Shit, did I write that? Cause that sounds 100% like me and my story, even with the sacrificing looks for a better ltr.

Says the guy who claims gays shouldn't marry cause marriage should be banned while also being married. #justa_skeleton_03things

You can do that without involving the government and paying stupid amounts of money towards a rackrt industry.

People like you are my enemy. As a mechanic, I hate your auto locking bullshit. Learn to be a man and lock your shit on your own.

My ex would get pissy at me because I told her I'd never marry her. I told her, if she wanted it I'd have a commitment ceremony or whatever but that wasn't what she wanted, had to be marriage. It's just something that's drilled into people's heads at an early age.