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  1. Kriptini

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    #FreeMyNiggaHoss!
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    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Nah, the Blade Master does not have Force Choke, but they do have block. That's the most-marketed difference between Blade Master and Blade Dancer. And Blade Swarm really is amazing. My strategy in the Arena consists of baiting out all of my opponent's CC-breakers and then going for the Blade...
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    Your games of the year!

    Looks like people have been doing that this whole thread 'cause there's alotof bad taste in here.
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    That's what I say every night, because my wife has been a dude since July.
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    Your games of the year!

    Undertale (Nothing else even comes close.)Rocket LeagueSplatoon Dishonorable Mention: Disgaea 5.
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Sup, man? I mean I still really enjoy Ninja, Monk, Scholar, and Warrior. But I can't stand the content.
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    The RPG Thread

    Use a Bonfire Ascetic to get them to respawn. Be sure to equip your Coveteous Gold Serpent Ring and other items that increase drop rate. Spoiler for Persuer Strategy:
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    The RPG Thread

    Just get the 10 INT and 13 ADP. Souls grow on trees once you get the hang of it.
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I've been seriously buttblasted ever since 3.0 hit. I was really hoping that the Diadem was gonna give me the kind of content that could keep me playing. Honestly, it's my fault for setting my expectations so high. And it really sucks, because even though I've only played it for a year, I...
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    Black Desert

    Oh, you can make ScarJo, you just can't do anything fun with her. Here's a pic of my little semen demon I made in the Russian version.
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yoshi-P has already talked about his planned "fixes" for the Diadem. It includes making it takelongerto spawn notorious monsters. The 18th Floor has no idea what they're doing right now. I'm probably unsubbing this month and then I'll check back in at 3.2. Endgame is...
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    The RPG Thread

    Only your equipped items count for weight. Specifically, equipped armor and weapons (I don't remember if rings have a weight in DS2). Keeping weight in DS1 was really important, but I don't think it's as important in DS2. As long as your load is under 75% and you have at least 20...
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Oy, gevalt! It's like anotha shoah!
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    The RPG Thread

    You don't need to roll out of the attacks of the sentinels in Heide's Tower. Just lock-on and then hold D. (Or right on the move stick if you use a controller. Also, this doesn't work for the one with the mace, just the ones with the swords/shields and greatswords.)
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    The RPG Thread

    In my opinion, it's important for the RPG genre. It's absolutely not gonna solve the crisis in the Middle East or make you adopt some sort of new life philosophy, but it is an excellent example of how every single element in the game serves to add to the game experience and comminicate the major...
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    The RPG Thread

    I can't speak on those, but if you want a game with longevity, get Dragon Quest IX.
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    Hodj is worse than AIDS, at least Charlie Sheen doesn't have him

    Trannies are still men, though. Just because they got their willy chopped off and a hole drilled in their taint doesn't mean they've got two X chromosomes now.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Uh, there are way less than 18 rings there, Mist.
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    The RPG Thread

    We're talking about Undertale. Everything after the first five minutes of the game is spoiler territory, and the narrative is probably the best part of the game.
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    The RPG Thread

    I suppose. It's worth the $10, though. Best RPG I've played this year. Hell, best RPG I've played in a few years.
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    The RPG Thread

    Why would you do that? You've already ruined most of the game for yourself. =/
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    The RPG Thread

    I was, 18 pages ago. When it starts winning awards, people are gonna be like, "Huh? Never heard of it."
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    The RPG Thread

    Crushing is OP in Dark Souls 2, and the other weapon types are a little bit underpowered. From Soft screwed up there.
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    The RPG Thread

    Yeah, the Drangleic Sword is actually a greatsword, and a pretty average one at that. My first playthrough was a Paladin build. I used a Mace and the Drangleic Armor + Shield, as well as the Cleric's Sacred Chime for Zeus bolts.
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    The RPG Thread

    If you want a fast weapon with good range, there's a Fire-enchanted longsword you can get very early in the game. (Longswords are DEX weapons.)
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    Hodj is worse than AIDS, at least Charlie Sheen doesn't have him

    No, that's Anita Sharkeesian. You can tell by her large dorsal fin.
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Too bad getting red scrips in the first place is cancer, especially if you're a CUL.
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    The RPG Thread

    Yeah, if you want to dabble in magic, I recommend going with 10 INT and 13 ATN. This will give you access to the Soul Arrow and Magic Weapon Sorceries and two spell slots. This will also give you access to Pyromancies that do passable damage if you decide you want to use those, and you can...
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    The RPG Thread

    I would recommending getting your Adaptability up to 20 as soon as you have enough STR/DEX to wield the weapon(s) you want to use. The reason for this is that in DS2 (unlike DS1), it is very uncommon to find shields that block 100% of damage, and as a new player, you're probably trying to...
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Here's my review of 3.1: The Diadem: They fucked it up. It's garbage, awful, unfun. From the way the 18th Floor talked about it, it sounded like it was going to be dynamic, interesting content revolved around exploration and finding something new each time you visit. Nope. In reality, it's...
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    What do you do?

    So over the past month, I've been in email with a representative with a crew director with a film studio to land a position working on post-production for one of their new films. After a month of sending in my resume, reels, and answering essay questions, I've been offered a job. I'll be signing...
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    Hodj is worse than AIDS, at least Charlie Sheen doesn't have him

    Jesus was probably one of those guys that would use Max Revives during "no items" battles.
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    Hodj is worse than AIDS, at least Charlie Sheen doesn't have him

    Well, Jesus wouldn't jack off to anything.
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    Hodj is worse than AIDS, at least Charlie Sheen doesn't have him

    Alright buddy, I'm gonna go prepare the quiz and then we'll see if you can put your money where their hands are!
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    Hodj is worse than AIDS, at least Charlie Sheen doesn't have him

    As part of a cultural anthropological study, one must immerse them-self in the culture, but it's not gay!
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    Hodj is worse than AIDS, at least Charlie Sheen doesn't have him

    Good Doctor, I'll have to ask you to defer to my expertise on this one. I wrote a whole thesis on how traps aren't gay, after all!
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    Hodj is worse than AIDS, at least Charlie Sheen doesn't have him

    Au contraire, Hodj. While it is easy to tell the difference between a simple tranny and a real woman, traps are much more difficult. Traps work extremely hard to achieve a feminine figure, and some even go beyond hormone replacement theory. Take, for example, this bro-science guide to Trap Mode...
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    Black Desert

    Yes, there are free VPNs. The one I use is calledSoftEtherwhich is completely free and usually has a few different VPNs in Russia that you can pick from. I've also heard people using the free version of WTFast to some success, but I haven't tried it myself. A key thing to note about SoftEther is...