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I remember one time my uncle thought he was having a heart attack. We were so far out in the boondocks that we just jumped in my truck and got to the hospital quicker than the ambulance could have gotten to us. But once at the hospital we found out that if you drive yourself in they just...

We need to see more of that shape-shifter. That seems like a power with a lot of potential.

Anyway back to the show. I guess now the wrecking crew knows to get her drunk as jen and then maybe they can get some blood? But then I started thinking, if you got a guy dating her, surely he'll eventually be able to steal a used tampon.

Pretty accurate representation of women. Are you mad at the accuracy? Again, pretty accurate representation of women. But also, don't you remember she only counter sued because her boss told she had to? Did we see the super suit? I remember him saying he would make one and she didn't want...

Also, the pettiness of her arch rival is fucking hilarious to me because it's true. Super powered but she's still just a petty jealous cunt. I'm going to trademark your name. That's something I'd expect to see on ATHF or Venture Brothers.

no jokes? Sure OK, I guess it's not a joke when she has to call a parade of terrible dates to the stand. But it's still funny. You'll have to give me examples of 'being all over the place in tone and plot' and 'stuff that ... makes no sense from episode to episode'. I haven't seen anything...

That was actually very realistic. Have you ever been to a wedding? Bitches be crazy on a normal day. A bridezilla can hit over 9000 no problem. Show is good. Some of you have some deep seated trauma that keeps you from enjoying simple shit. I feel bad for you. Maybe try some therapy...

Based on that story, looks like the jumbotron showed the offensive coordinator's playsheet. Wild ass guess. Lets see if we find out the jumbotron operators used to work for new england.

I think we know what you mean.

If they give you any guff, pull out your credentials. or this if it's more appropriate

I said authorize yourself dumbass. You're a taxpayer, so you paid for it all.

Authorize yourself to use it. I think they only put those signs up as a way of saying you're 100% responsible if you get stuck or cause an accident.

huh? he's the polar opposite of pratt. Who thinks pratt is anti gun and anti life?

Amazon has the cowboys and redskins on new years eve eve. I look forward to much pixilation and general bullshit.

I know I haven't been paying attention, but is amazon prime really the only way to see thursday night football this year? Is it complete fucking garbage like the other times I've tried to stream a live game?

He did a good enough job with coming to america that I expect this to be good too. I'm in.

Is this like how Jerry Jones is no longer the Cowboy's GM?

My only problem with this is no mention of the mosquitos.

You mean this? Taken from the stupid celebrity thread.

That's actually better than I remember the rest of the songs being. But still pretty bad.

I did. I read all the fine print and decided it was a good deal. The cost after the initial penny was still less than I would have had to pay in the record store. I had asked my parents what they thought and they were impressed that I'd read all the fine print so they approved. Now, where...

Looks like it might be a good position if the guy has too much dick for the girl. I've only had one girl where that was a problem and she was a large woman who I would not have wanted on top of me. I may try it with my wife, but I think I'm already too old and fat to be that flexible.

A real virus protection program would uninstall windows immediately.

I'm assuming this would be funny if I recognized the song. Unrelated.

My hope is that he saw someone he could fire quickly once Sean Payton was available.

This would have also fit in the "you know you're getting old" thread.

Even worse when you finally give up and reset the password and it tells you "new password cannot be the same as the old one" If I could strangle the internet I would have done it that day.

Updated some software. It told me I needed to restart for changes to take effect. I accidentally selected the option for the windows updates to install. I have no idea how long these fucking things have been waiting to install, I don't think MS even supports this OS anymore. Fuck my life.

Honestly, if you're going to dump one, it needs to be DS9. The other 2 are so much better. And don't forget caprica while you're on the BSG kick. It's a prequel that shows how the cylons happened. It was fairly short lived so worth the time investment. Meh. All scifi winds up ruining...

online gun stores who won't let me even look at their catalog because I'm on a VPN. They say it's because they only do business with US customers. OK fine. How about if you decide whether or not I'm in the US based on where I have you fucking ship it instead of where the internet says I am?

Wait, you were serious? Let me laugh harder.

It's never worked for losers like you because losers won't try. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

wat? You new to football? I'm not sure what game you're talking about, but yeah if you're losing and you hate to lose, then you make them snap the ball every time and hope for a fumble that will give you another chance. And if you're D-line aren't a bunch of losers, they're firing off the...

I saw that and laughed but I've seen worse. At least we can talk about senator chris coons, onegrouping raid zones and how far various people can chuck spears.

Fine then. If you're ever being MOVIED without your permission and you don't want it to end up on the internet, start singing "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC.

not fanfic. It came from the creator while he was still creating it. If the studio was giving him shit, I bet he just avoided pronouns for him altogether. I bet it was the rah rah strong wimmin movement of a few years ago that made him retcon that and now he's kicking himself that he didn't...

I think this might be the best romcom ever made. Can anyone think of a better one?

That's not what JMS was saying at the time. I followed him on usenet where he answered a lot of questions. The answer about why the prosthetics changed for delenn was cost and mira's time, but that she was playing a male character. I don't know what happened behind the scenes to make him...

dufuq u talkin about? are you experiencing another mandela effect?

notsureifserious.jpg delenn. started the series as a male mimbari ambassador, then went into a cacoon and came out a woman who eventually married the captain of the station. it was always a female actress but definitely a male character at the beginning.