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  1. TheBeagle

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You called before shooting a text huh? Ballsy move these days. Texting is so ubiquitous now that lots of people find actual phone calls annoying unless it's family or a close friend.
  2. TheBeagle

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Fucking open relationships....wtf do you expect the end result to be when you get into that?? Especially living in a college town like Austin where the options are literally endless.
  3. TheBeagle

    Hearthstone

    I've actually had a decent run opening legendaries, problem is I get the shit ones. Opened a Troggzor with one of my free packs on opening week and since then it's been Mimiron's Head x2, Hemet x2, and a fucking Flame Leviathan. At least I've picked up enough dust to craft a Boom, Sylvanas, and...
  4. TheBeagle

    Hearthstone

    Haven't opened in a pack from the arena with a card I don't already have in the last 15 or so tries. How can they justify only giving GvG packs at this point when it's such a smaller collection of cards than classics? Chalk me up as a frustrated customer that has stopped forking over real money...
  5. TheBeagle

    Those Asians

    Any good white guy - asian girl dating websites out there? I need a new hobby.
  6. TheBeagle

    Mist and Dumar ruin everything thread

    Page 5 and still no Penn State college titties? Everyone that has participated in the last four pages should be ashamed of themselves.
  7. TheBeagle

    The Astronomy Thread

    Wow that is a spectacular, one in a million, photograph.
  8. TheBeagle

    Hearthstone

    Or just start teching in a silence and still save your BGH for Boom.
  9. TheBeagle

    Trip to Dallas

    Ya man if you are getting all weird with them by being explicit with what you want to do then you're gonna creep em out. Just give em twenty bucks, adjust your junk so they can give it a nice rub and enjoy some titties all over your face.
  10. TheBeagle

    Trip to Dallas

    Titty bars bro. That's about all that Bid D gets right. The ones off of 35 aren't too far from where you are at. If you want a little culture then the DMA (Dallas Museum of Art) is pretty sweet. Or if you wanna get your science on then head to the Perot Museum of Nature and Science, it's...
  11. TheBeagle

    Hearthstone

    Is it just me or are Hunters more difficult than ever? Seems like the Undertaker nerf has forced them to actually build a somewhat balanced deck and play smart which combined with their hero power, freezing fucking traps, highmanes, hunter's marks, and UTH's makes them way more difficult. Even a...
  12. TheBeagle

    Hearthstone

    Last three legendaries opened - Hemet, Tinkmaster, and Flame Leviathan. Feels bad.
  13. TheBeagle

    The average flaccid penis is 3.61", the average erect penis is 5.16"

    Yo, specifics please. I've gotta 2 month rock hard weekend planned before I go off into the hinterlands for 6 months, more boners would always be nice. And no, I have no potency issues, but I'm fucking 41 years old and can't pop off 3 times in a row like when I was 18, if I could get back to...
  14. TheBeagle

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    This is some serious meta shit man. The Kyndread/Joppa combo now has RR back on board with Pantheon. Well played sirs, well played. This just might turn it around for Van..err, Pantheon.
  15. TheBeagle

    Pussification in America: Political Correctness is Gay

    I'm taking a job this summer in Idaho and according to wikipedia the town it's in is 96.7% Caucasian. Does this make me a self-segregating shitlord?
  16. TheBeagle

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    There's nothing worse than a chubby chick with no titties.
  17. TheBeagle

    Hearthstone

    They really need to offer classic cards as a reward for Arena again. I would play a lot more if they did.
  18. TheBeagle

    My new Dating Pool

    Hah hah, it always comes back to Freedom. America!
  19. TheBeagle

    My new Dating Pool

    So it's anything goes in an "adult" theater? You can insert your dick into a whore's vagina while other dudes tweak her nippies and it's ok? That doesn't sound right.
  20. TheBeagle

    My new Dating Pool

    Ya it sounds like there were many, many laws broken in that story. Public indecency, prostitution, etc.. Seems like very risky behavior for a man with a family, lol. Still a great story, A+, would read again.
  21. TheBeagle

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    The Illuminati already have a cure for Alzheimers. Get a clue moran.
  22. TheBeagle

    Pussification in America: Political Correctness is Gay

    Freedom ain't free bros. You have to take the good with the bad. I sure as hell hate the idea that there are private schools out there with an anti science curriculum teaching the next generation, but on the flip side, as a parent, I can do my due diligence and send my kid to a school that does...
  23. TheBeagle

    Pussification in America: Political Correctness is Gay

    We also have the freedom of assembly in this country. If people want to voluntarily choose to associate with other people that look like them or think like them then that's their choice. If they want to pay to send their kids to a private school that holds similar views as them, then that is...
  24. TheBeagle

    Pussification in America: Political Correctness is Gay

    That's pretty much it. If you join a country club that's full of your peers, whether that's white 1%'ers or small town hillbillies, you are stillchoosingto do so. You know...freedom. Same principal applies for private schools. I guess the segregation comparison sounds good on a bumper sticker...
  25. TheBeagle

    Hearthstone

    I like Vaclav's idea of a one turn resummon penalty. Everything else would completely neuter it to the point of being unplayable. No one's gonna waste a card on a 2 mana ice lance.
  26. TheBeagle

    The Astronomy Thread

    That is grounds for a break-up. Either the mom is an empty headed idiot who also believes Venus has plant life or doesn't give a shit about her son's education. Either way, she is clearly part of the problem and raising another dipshit that will prolong the problem. Jesus, that's just a hair...
  27. TheBeagle

    R.I.P Spock

    Spock was a Mormon?
  28. TheBeagle

    Hearthstone

    Wow, perfect storm. A 4 mana Antonidas from unstable portal and a hand full of spells. Bet that priest never plays Millhouse again.
  29. TheBeagle

    My new Dating Pool

    Sounds like a Frank Sinatra song.
  30. TheBeagle

    Hearthstone

    Pinnacle 3...nice. I really do enjoy watching these tournaments, especially if they have decent casters/presentation like the ESL and Pinnacle series have been. I would have never thought I would ever like watching other people play videogames on the internet.
  31. TheBeagle

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Ansibles. Explain that science bitches!
  32. TheBeagle

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    What are you talking about? This is a convo that's been ongoing for awhile. It has nothing to do with whether or not man made climate change is a thing, or whether CO2 is hazardous to people's health. It's just about whether or not our atmosphere is indeed heated by, you know, gases. It's...
  33. TheBeagle

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Lol, at this point is there a single person left who takes anything Furry says seriously? Dude doesn't even think greenhouse gases are a real thing.
  34. TheBeagle

    Hearthstone

    Ya that's what I was thinking, but I'm not ready to start crafting class legendaries just yet. I've crafted a Boom and a Sylvanas and want to make a Rag before I start making class specific cards, and even then would probably craft an Antonidas before a Malganis.
  35. TheBeagle

    Hearthstone

    Man, wish I had a Malganis and/or a Jaraxxas. That demonlock deck looks like a lot of fun.
  36. TheBeagle

    Hearthstone

    I started a Euro account from scratch a few weeks ago and I can say there is some sort of matchmaking going on with casual. When all I had were basic cards and I played casual games for dailies it always matched me with other people that seemed to have only basic decks, nothing but river crocs...
  37. TheBeagle

    The future, what will it hold for us?

    Go read Kiln People by David Brin.
  38. TheBeagle

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Ya great, let's all just do what we want. Your hillbilly neighbor wants to dump 5 quarts of used motor oil in the stream behind your house? Go for it bro! Fuck NEPA and all those liberal environmental regs man! (ignore that it was signed into law by Nixon the arch conservative) This is America...
  39. TheBeagle

    My new Dating Pool

    It's time for some tasty treats....