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  1. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Lets just start with the most obvious solution. Why don't they do that shit at one of the shift overlaps? I'm assuming you run 3 shifts (06:00-14:30, 14:00-22:30, and 22:00-06:30) and doing it at 11 fucks 2 shifts. Second, it sounds like they need to do it twice at 14:00 and 22:00. That way...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    After. In fact, I'm dusting off a FB account I made for one of my female toons and I'm about to hit him up and try to get in on that action.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't remember it being creepy, but I think what he might be talking about is the fact that the guy lindz fucked was her old guild leader. And then @Noodleface became leader of the wow guild and talked a bit about guild leader fucking. I think lindz might have even been in the guild, or...
  4. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    If it's an alpha male, all you gotta do is let it. If not, well you can always use peanut butter to get some licking.
  5. Hoss

    Custom Moderation for specific threads, What would you like?

    No porn in the FSR. Double the pay of the amod who enforces that one.
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    NFL 2019 Season: It's Tricky!

    Lifelong Texans fan checking in. Sorry I'm late. I've been drunk.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    It might vary by state or even county. In my county when you get the summons you can go online and pick a date. If you do that, you get to skip the first part where you sit in the jury room waiting to be called. You go straight to a courtroom where lawyers start the voir dire. I can only...
  8. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Unfortunately, I don't live in the American Dad cartoon, which is the only place I've ever seen that allows volunteers.
  9. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Jury duty. I might be the only person in the world who wants to serve on a jury so it rustles me everytime I'm called and don't get seated. But today was worse because one of the ladies selected straight up said she was ready to convict the guy before the trial even started. Two others who were...
  10. Hoss

    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    Nice try at dodging the velour issue.
  11. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The forum was not staunchly against it. That was pretty much just you and khane. The stance for the rest of us was more like "keep us updated"
  12. Hoss

    NFL 2019 Season: It's Tricky!

    What the fuck patriots only need 1 foot down now to be a catch? Fucking bullshit.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    To be honest dude, youre making it too easy on them. It's obviously easier to contact you than to unlock themselves. I don't know what you can do to make it harder, but you should think on that. Maybe they have to come to your office and present 2 forms of ID. Claim someone unauthorized tried to...
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    He's the only one who could figure out how to stop the kill bots though. Send wave after wave of men at them until they hit their preset kill limit and shut themselves down. Also velour is awesome. I wish I could wear it all the time.
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    It's been building up for a few months.
  16. Hoss

    Screamfeeder's Joint

    Well suenig claims to have left the forum for good. Soooo, looks like you were wrong.
  17. Hoss

    We Have an AssHat Winner!! Results here

    He did request something that incorporated ole thad. It seems a reasonable request. If I had photoshop skills, I'd try to whip something up. Just have some class and don't use the memento mori pictures of him.
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    We Have an AssHat Winner!! Results here

    I lold at the npc, but somehow they need to be the political conference or it will be confusing.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I asked a local jew I'm working with about that shit. He said there is no standard, there are numerous standard issue weapons depending on your mission and role. The m16 is still basically the starter rifle as best as I can tell. The only people I've seen armed are guarding the installations I...
  20. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Cause he's insisting they are ar15s. Like the IDF would have civilian versions of a gun and he can tell the difference.
  21. Hoss

    Hunting Thread

    It does taste awful. I prefer a good rye whiskey when I'm in the mood for brown water. But even if I want corn likker, wild turkey is the last bottle I'll grab. It's like the Cuervo of whiskey. Rotgut. Only reason anyone drinks it is because it's cheap and poor people like to get wasted too...
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    We Have an AssHat Winner!! Results here

    Maybe next year he can take political vs non political nominations into the seeding. That way there's a chance that the final showdown isn't just 2 political shitposters.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    2 minor rustles. First, I'm in Israel right now and I haven't seen a single hot bitch carrying a rifle. So far only dudes. Second, I was talking about that with a Co worker and he kept calling the m16 an ar15. I corrected him and he said "no they look like ar15s". I said you can't really...
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    Screamfeeder's Joint

    That's weird. Then how come I could only see those replies, or any thread you started about 20 minutes after I made a few posts in amod thread? And why was I accused of hacking and threadbanned from the state of he forum thread that you made an announcement about? Was it because I was thin...
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    Screamfeeder's Joint

    I don't remember the date but zyzyzyxy was banned for discussing amod business in public. He did it because he felt some bullshit was going on. I can't remember what it was, it might have been thew anadmin thing.
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    Screamfeeder's Joint

    Says the guy who claims he never ignored me and scream The guy who thinks he was the only conservative in the Obama years. The guy who thinks he's the only one who cared about the board or the rules. Who was the user who on day 1 you told them to never speak to you or they'd be banned?
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    Screamfeeder's Joint

    I never expected you to like me because I never liked you. I was never openly hostile to you before but I just never liked you or your shtick. Hoever, I expected you to put it aside to make the forum better like I did. Much as it pains me to say it, your autism was more important to the...
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    Screamfeeder's Joint

    Everybody witness the civil discourse which I just ruined with my racism.
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    Screamfeeder's Joint

    Yup it was just a test. That lasted until the xf software upgrade when the add on broke. But it was just a test. Months where I couldn't even see the forum rules except when I caught him with the force removed. Even got threadbanned from the thread about keg and scratches bullshit because I...
  30. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    I'm working with a guy named rhed. He's a foreigner, probably phillipino. Anyway I find out his real name is Rey and rhed is a nickname. I'm like, I'm not sure you understand how nicknames work man. Then I ask him why it's rhed instead of red. He says because rhed is a name and red is a color...
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I'm in Israel right now and it's my first real exposure to the Hebrew language. I'm afraid to clear my throat for fear it will sound like an actual word. Could an allergy attack be mistaken for cussing someone out? I'm learning to say "my hovercraft is full of eels" in Hebrew. I think you...
  32. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    She can rustle my jimmies anytime.
  33. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I've been getting lots of idiotic answers from Google lately too.
  34. Hoss

    AssHat 2019 FINAL ROUND! Decide the AssHat of the year here

    I'm going to vote for the worst options so you are forced to play it. Your misery will make my holidays happier.
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    I couldn't understand what the dude was murmuring about but it didnt seem to have anything to do with the girl. I've been seeing lots of dudes doing that first lift she was doing. They all look stupid doing it. At least she looked a little sexy.
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    Screamfeeder's Joint

    Whatever is wrong with him, I think it's a lot harder to pronounce than bi-polar. If you had been on double forced ignore with him you would have first hand knowledge about how often he did that. And back then it wasn't just a button to show content. (According to him anyway) it required lots...
  37. Hoss

    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    It's a more apt comparison if he uses a mosque instead of the sphinx. But he didn't because he knew the answer would likely be yes.
  38. Hoss

    AssHat of the year 2019

    Says the second most prolific tranny poster in the history of the forums.
  39. Hoss

    AssHat of the year 2019

    @Vanessa you should give these thirsty boys what they really want and change your avatar to a pic of your chocolate starfish
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    AssHat 2019 Voting Round 5

    Ballot is invalid. You must vote in all races.