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  1. Fifey

    Car Buying Help

    This is correct, they pull this move everyday cause most people drive off the lot and are in love with their new car and don't want to go backm
  2. Fifey

    Recommend a dating site

    And let's not forget the fact that you have a 50/50 shot of finding a penis under that skirt.
  3. Fifey

    Recommend a dating site

    I got hoodwinked a couple of times by chunkers. Went on one date with a fit girl who was a yoga instructor so I was like, no way she's a fattie. Psyche, she had a good 30 to 40 lbs from way her profile pictures said, that date ended pretty quick.
  4. Fifey

    Bicycling

    Guess they are still making most bikes with rear eyelets according to my googlefu. I just want him to buy a caadx 105 because I really want that bike.
  5. Fifey

    Bicycling

    Depending on how shitty your current bike is, it probably could cut like 20 to 30% of your time off. Bikesdirect is a good place for cheap beater bikes, just make sure you know what size you ride and order the right bike.
  6. Fifey

    Bicycling

    Fixed that for you, cross bikes will have eyelets for racks/panniers along with the ability to run tires bigger than 28c so you can still have fun with it on the weekends.
  7. Fifey

    Bicycling

    Cross tires handle fine on the streets especially if you are just doing simple gravel trails. I run Michelin Muds on my bike and besides the low psi in them, they don't slow me down when I'm riding out to the trail.
  8. Fifey

    The Fast Food Thread

    I don't think I've ever had cereal for breakfast, it's always a post dinner snack or sometimes when i eat the whole box, just dinner.
  9. Fifey

    Bicycling

    Very little traffic though I was only on the road for about twenty minutes while I warmed up for the cx race I was doing. Usually the mountain is pretty light on traffic though. I think State makes a steel fat bike for like 650 bucks, obviously it's not going to be top of the line but it's...
  10. Fifey

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I love self driving cars but also fear them greatly, I'm hoping it's something simple like freeway driving is automated but city traffic requires control. I don't trust an algorithm when I'm jaywalking.
  11. Fifey

    The Fast Food Thread

    My Wakandan. Why don't you queers go sous vide your mac and cheese.
  12. Fifey

    The Fast Food Thread

    Nothing beats a warm apple fritter though.
  13. Fifey

    The Fast Food Thread

    Tried to go to voodoo this morning to get an apple fritter, something happened and they were put of like 75% of the donuts, had to settle for chocolate peanut butter guys instead. My day is ruined.
  14. Fifey

    The Fast Food Thread

    Just need to work some beets into your diet for a very festive Christmas poo.
  15. Fifey

    Bicycling

    This thread is dead so here's my revival. This was the climb I used to warm up for a CX race I did Sunday, ended up getting 7th and getting points so I'll g et a call up for the main series. My pickle is tickled.
  16. Fifey

    Recommend a dating site

    Oh I missed the actual numbers, I just kind of skimmed. That's pretty damn hefty, she'll be in a mobility scooter by 25.
  17. Fifey

    Recommend a dating site

    Fat at 20 means fullblown land whale by 25. Girls don't get skinnier when they age.
  18. Fifey

    The Fast Food Thread

    Yup, it acts as a binder, it's my go to strategy.
  19. Fifey

    What do you do?

    An old place i worked at cashed you out at the end of the year for leftover vacation/sick time, it sucked because it counted as a "bonus" so was taxed heavily but I'll take that over just losing it.
  20. Fifey

    What do you do?

    I take pride in my work but after two years of busting my ass and sometimes working 12 hour days to ensure a car would make it out the next day and getting zero acknowledgement via financially or verbally. I quit doing more than bare minimum while I look for a new job.
  21. Fifey

    The Fast Food Thread

    Mild sauce is just a ketchup packet.
  22. Fifey

    The Fast Food Thread

    Aren't those just purple potatoes? One of the hipster burger places I go to let's you pick your potato and have like 7 or so types. On fast food news, went to Del taco for brunch today, 3 burritos, large fry and an iced tea for like 7 bucks. Grabbed some reeses oreos on the way back home...
  23. Fifey

    The Fast Food Thread

    If served correctly, it usually tastes like nothing at all.
  24. Fifey

    The Fast Food Thread

    This is a hipster I love the Victorian era. So I decided to live in it. - Vox Not people eating 4 dollar Bahn mis out of a food cart.
  25. Fifey

    The Fast Food Thread

    If we are allowing food truck posts, I'm into this. I promise I won't post a gigantic corn on the cob with pieces of meat stapled to it though.
  26. Fifey

    The Beer Thread

    Pumpkin all the things! It's not overpowering like most pumpkin things, like all cider, I can handle one of them then over it.
  27. Fifey

    The Fast Food Thread

    Not a single DD in portland, keep your shitty coffee, we've got mustaches to twirl.
  28. Fifey

    What do you do?

    This is how I feel about commutes, I calculate time spent commuting rolled into my pay. I have a 15 minute bike ride into work from where I live so I'm alright with that.
  29. Fifey

    The Fast Food Thread

    I tried these last night for science. I got four chips in and threw it away, first taste is like pie then the rest is potato chip and I was not into it.
  30. Fifey

    Recommend a dating site

    You bros must never of heard about hyperbole. I just assume everyone's a millionaire banging super models. I just brought it up because at least in the portland area girls on Okc, PoF or tinder are all usually sub 30k a year from my experience so for some that's a deal breaker. I can't...
  31. Fifey

    Recommend a dating site

    Just joking about how most of the forum seems to be in the 80k/year or above bracket. In the upper brackets it might make more sense to do pay for sites but for plebs like me, free sites were the way to go.
  32. Fifey

    The Fast Food Thread

    I go to bars with one dollar pints so it's close to the same pricing of a store or if I'm fancy I'll do beer mongers which sells bottles at retail prices.
  33. Fifey

    The Fast Food Thread

    Seriously, you can get a box of Cap'n crunch and a gallon of milk for like five bucks and enjoy the whole box in one sitting like God intended.
  34. Fifey

    Recommend a dating site

    I'd look into Tinder, ok cupid and PoF. In my experience it's the free sites that you meet normal girls just trying it out. The paid for ones have that aura of clingyness to them. I'm also not a top1%er like the majority of this forum though.
  35. Fifey

    Recommend a dating site

    Guaranteed bush shitter.
  36. Fifey

    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    Shit, we have rednecks in Oregon too, you just need to head out to the eastern part where there is nothing to do but smoke meth and hate blacks. I view racism like Draegan, anytime you are against someone just cause they are a different pigment than you are.
  37. Fifey

    What do you do?

    So I had an interview with a rival shop yesterday, we talked and he told me even though I couldn't give him reliable references (all my references are current employees which I'm not willing to give incase I don't get the job or 5 year old out of state places ), he was super excited about me...
  38. Fifey

    Volkswagen gets busted.

    The difference is the VW isn't Merica made where as that 15 MPG douchemobile supports Merica and freedom. *Except for all the parts that are made in Canada, Mexico and China.
  39. Fifey

    The Metal Thread

    If Deafhaven came out in full corpse paint and spiked bracelets, black metal dudes would be all about it. Sunbather is a truly amazing album. Oblig video of what I'm feeling lately. Edit:can't figure out how to embed from my phone. https://youtu.be/gmJ0xg-cqPs
  40. Fifey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I miss the days of living 3 blocks from devils point, we'd always just go hang out there and play pool after work.