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I smoked a turkey one year that just came out perfect. Just the right amount of smoke, and juicy on the inside. I've never been able to repeat it.

I once had a hamburger cooked by Optimus Prime.

Why the hell not? If you have all that experience, bros could use your advice, eh?

St. Louis should indeed be better than they are. They were handcuffed the last few years by GlassBradford.

It was all in fun, I hope it came across like that. Sorry if it didn't. I don't take FF seriously, obviously.

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Have you used the smoker or grilling options on that cooker?

Which Wombat on this board is in Fun II? I may have pm'd the wrong one calling him a fucker.

Pour chocolate ganache all over some rice crispy treats. It's super easy. 8oz semi sweet chocolate chips 1/2 cup cream Melt in a double boiller, or low heat stirring often, then pour it over anything. Possible add-ins: a teaspoon of instant coffee or a shot of dark rum

International Football League? I don't like it. No sir, I don't like it one bit.

I figured you did. Anyway, one demerit for me for grammar nazi'ing. Now back to Eyeanus brother fucking.

This surprised me.

Yeah, I figured there were teams with more, but it's the CHIEFS, MAN. I'm guessing, but 1991 is probably when... nope, Joe Montana came in 1993. I wonder what happened in '91 to gets the fans to come to games...

You made me curious about the Chiefs games.

I miss crying Vermeil. I seriously do.

I graduated HS in that building. Am I Mormon?

I knew what it was without knowing it had a name. Spatchcock. Sounds like something Noodle would catch. spatchcock-chicken-01.jpg

My buddy down by 39th and State line got that shit for something like $300 for 10 years. I don't think it's the fastest they offer though. And I don't think I'd want Sriracha on my raw denim, and I don't know what raw denim is. Is it like Levi's 30 years ago?

No kidding, it seems like they are successful when they run, but Gore has had one, maybe two good games?

Eli melted my feces off.

Get some extra duck fat and confit the legs and thighs, then bake the breast. The only duck I've really liked was a dim sum dish withcrispy skin, so I'd recommend that at least. You probably have more experience with duck than any of us.

Wow.

Christ, you could sous vide a bowling ball to well-done faster than make all that. It all looked great though. So did BD's pull apart rolls.

Fucking Dolphins.

God dammit.

If San Diego wins, and Broncos lose, there will be a three way tie for first in the AFC West. That's wild wacky stuff. Go Miami, Go Rams!

That was pretty good.

I can't believe people care this much either way.

29 at ours, but thankfully all we have to do is make 3 pies, and I'm going to make a cranberry dip for an appetizer. You are going to be busy.

Jesus, how fucking drunkwashe?

I'm sorry, bro, but I'm gonna have to root for the Lambs on this one, since the Chiefs lost to the Raiders. It was physically painful typing that.

That's a lot of damn turkey. My wife found an 11lb turkey for the two of us. I'll probably smoke it, but I'm really interested in those oil-less fryers.

Yeah, I think we're good here. Sorry to hear about your wedding tackle.

I noticed you went with plural . . .

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He's got great field vision.

Gruden laying down the ToughLoveSpeech v. 2.12

Weird. Shoot for the threesome angle? I seem to propose this too often.

I think it's safe to say they are smaller than Good's, or we wouldn't be having this conversation. Or Haast is the AssMan.

For what it's worth, I thought it was strange they needed groin access for this procedure, too. When I had the pacemaker put in, they didn't go through the groin for anything, but evidently with lead extractions they need access through a larger artery. And yeah, I've had several other...