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WTF just happened? I went to bed early, woke up this morning to this shit? Fuck everyone.

I was 'told' that they needed arterial access to remove one of the leads they were replacing, but I think the nurse just wanted to caress my melon balls. They did actually use it, because I had to lay flat for 6 hours after surgery. The femoral artery is a big one and takes time to heal up.

Khane is a terrible person. There, someone has said it now. I don't actually believe that, but it had to be said.

That does look delicious.

Got back from the hospital already, I've got two new wires, a new generator, and a freshly shorn groin. And my chest is sore as hell with a brand new battle scar. You other fuckers, get well, damnit.

Go for the menage et trois.

Raider Haters (KC) -38 Donkey Punchers (DONK) - 106 If I don't get the Charles Barkley Turrible Trophy, I'm gonna be upset.

Looks like Mrs. Lurking was doing the work, while Dirk's kicking back taking pictures. And I applaud this.

He's playing at Bobby Fischer level.

Glad to hear you are almost done, a_skeleton_03. My Mom went to the oncologist today, and like Dyvim said, it's not good. Without treatment, she's got 6 months max, and with 6 rounds of chemo she's got a 50/50 shot at two years. And I've got yet another heart surgery tomorrow. It's...

Well, someone needs to show Gronk the ropes. Might as well learn from the Master.

Maybe an orange mustard glaze with... dill relish? Or maybe just dill.

I can't decide.

Making a Cuban-stuffed pork roast tonight with black beans. Stuffing the roast with ham and swiss or havarti. Doing a dry rub with cumin, cayenne, garlic, and a little salt. Then I'm going to make a citrus and mexican oregano sauce for the top.

Those pretzels look great to me. Just the right color. And I'm not chop busting, but your sous vide results look identical to what I did the ghetto way in the beer cooler.

LED lights won't get near as hot as stage lights.

Eagles D/ST score 31 last week. -5 this week. I'm so happy I could shit.

Other than to set up the run, I have no idea why Brady is passing. He looks horrible.

I've actually made chickpea 'pizza' crust. It was good, but it sure as fuck wasn't pizza.

Fucking three games on Fox, and the St. Louis Fox affiliate is playing infomercials. God damn.

Of course, I left Marshall on the bench since the Bears have been stinking it up.

If I see an attractive woman, I just fart-rape her. It isn't going well.

I'm not sure you're following me, but sometimes I can be obtuse. I WANT the Dolphins to win.

Since you are risking nothing on this wager, it takes balls to up the stakes on my part.

We play Pitch, which is similar to Euchre, and in some instances I've seen the same game called both. I also like Pinochle. My wife is very competitive though, sometimes she gets worked up during the game, but never bitches about losing.

Definitely not a Bronco fan, but if Miami can beat Denver, I'll wear any avatar you want for a week.

My Japanese is a little rusty, what comes after the big '2' on the bottom left of the bag?

White people are pussies?

The biggest drawback for me is that Rashad Jennings' position rank is 36th, and I have a guy on the bench ranked higher. Plus Manning is a Tin Man, and who knows when he's going to get Pollarded.

He hasn't gotten the latest cat scan. I also found out today that my Indian anesthesiologist does not pick up English sarcasm.

So, trade my Tom Brady who is on my bench for Rashad Jennings, RB for the Giants?

I appreciate the info. Even if it's not very uplifting. I'll be having a long talk with the Doc next week.

I agree, that's top shelf poonanny.

She's a tough old broad. One thing that's encouraging is that her endocrinologist told us that he 'doesn't treat dying patients'. We'll find out more next Tuesday. Meanwhile, I'm headed to the doc today for a pre-surgical consult. They want to remove my left ventricular and atrial leads...

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ALL OF THEM?!?!!!

Found out Tuesday that my mom's colon cancer has spread throughout her lymph nodes all over her body. Pretty bummed out. :/

I'm surprised someone hasn't photoshopped Ray J's dick in that gigantor ass yet. I don't see the attraction myself, but to each their own. Attachment 82174

If they gave points for most pass attempts under 7 yards, you'd be golden.

Probably, but when you pour it on a scab, it bubbles up and foams. Pretty cool.