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I've always got so much to do I feel like I can't spare the personelle for a caravan. At the very least get dubbs Hygiene mod. You make you little dudes shitters! And if they poop their pants they get sad! And your dude coloists will pee on the floor sometimes right next to the fucking...

It's an insidious game. It looks kinda dumb but then you play for ten minutes and realize the sun just came up, it's been two days, and you're late for work.

I installed hardcore sk. I'm part of the GARBAGE TIER botnet now, my comrades. It's kinda neat but also kinda annoying. It's like this guy expects you to massacre every living thing on the map for leather.

That's a really interesting channel. It's not hard to adapt to his impediment either. He's kinda easier to understand than the pilot waves guy.

So it's a girl star. Man science changes fast.

I always just assumed it's because the laces are woven to be smooth instead of jaggy. Hey, science is an incremental process. This might be the key to M theory.

Are saturday morning cartoons still a thing? I bet they're not. Fucking internet. I mean mostly, you know, the internet is a good thing. But Saturday morning cartoons man. Now you can just see cartoons whenever you fucking want to. Shit ain't right. Not when you're six.

God dammnit, if I was just a slight bit scummier i could be pulling mad pussy. Why has no one ever told me that's an option before?

Come south. Once summer hits all the young girls... I don't think you can even refer to them as clothes anymore. They basically walk around fuckin nekkid.

All you have to do is have interaction with a bird. My uncle has a parrot. It makes sounds that have certain meanings. When it wants food it makes one sound. When it wants to look out this window it makes a different sound. When it wants to look out the other window, another sound. It...

God, there's two I can't forget. There was a Chinese woman "artist" (who they have since dealt with... too fucked up for even the Chinese) who did at least one video (I think it was a series) of her stomping kittens to death in high heels and called it performance art. The other was romanian...

I have never understood why some women get pissed off if their husbands/boyfriends jerk it. And some of them genuinely do. Fuck woman, maybe instead of me doing it less you should do it more! AND LET ME WATCH.

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Oh they've retooled THE SHIT out of it. But tbh they needed to. About 60% of the skill wheel was filler and 95% of the Aug wheel was. Are they sticking to the one account one character thing? That would stop me from playing. I bought GM a few years ago but gave the account to my brother...

It's also mildly adorable that someone felt the need to write an article warning young women about Gordon. Girlfriend, if she can't figure it out on her own... You almost think that the blog writer is the one who posted the ad in the first place. Which I heartily approve and commend.

I really really like Gordon.

I am disappoint though. Rich has said before that he wouldn't play it because ME3 was so insulting. Ahh, redeemed. Jack is reviewing the game on his own. lol. Or not. hahah, good episode.

And Now early access!!! So you can get to play it BEFORE IT'S RELEASED!!!!

He did drag that one a bit too long, but I entirely believed that whole bit. "Wait. What? Here's some dumb shit my daughter said".

I found a video when I was like 25 or so of a girl sticking a plunger up her ass so far that she started to puke. Showed it to my buddy and I was just rolling. He was absolutely horrified. He looked at me like, "WHAT THE HELL MAN?" I didn't even do it for a shock vid. I just thought that...

Well, I've seen some video's and I'm not sure that a smooth bat is really any better or worse than a used one. Aluminum does seem preferable to wood though.

so I googled "man titties" And I found the pic OP posted in the first row. BUSTED.

Oh no. It's the cancer.

I thought it was good. They're going for a vibe more than yuks. And the humor was there. It was a lot of subversion of expectation. It wasn't bellychortles, but it was still worth the time.

It means investing in a small number of core production points to the exclusion of expansion. With the way research is tied to tech it's a viable strategy in stellaris. But with the way fleet cap is tied to population it's not obviously best. And with the way fleets work you want that fleet...

Why. Whyyyyyyyyyyyy You wanna really freak people out? Cheerwine. That stuff goes straight through me and it looks like blood.

You've got to crank aggressiveness if you want it harder. But it is like 4x games. There's not a difficulty curve so much as there are difficulty terraces. And in Stellaris in particular, if you start next to some advanced start metalheads -- well, good luck. If you start next to two you...

The tech of Star Wars doesn't really bear a lot of prolonged thought. The only thing that ever really bothers me is that Storm Trooper armor is so worthless. And there's an awful lot to be bothered by, but 99% of it you can handwave away. Stormtrooper armor though you can't. That's just GI...

No no I'm a vulcan. that one was actually sensical. The ones I've seen otherwise really are just bad lip reading. Whatever it looks like they're saying, no matter how disjointed.

The cocaine season was fucking great though.

From my diplomacy playthroughs, it's kinda lame. You take pacifist or fanatic, blob out asap, get a federation going, and then you have to wait for the war in heaven or the crisis to expand again. And fuck migration treaties. Why do the arctic bird people set up shop on my lizard arid mine...

You have to take authoritarian. Itunlockstheability to purge populations on planets. It also unlocks abandon planet as a war goal. You can force them to purge an entire planet themselves. I had a fun game where I went super tall, turned my entire population into synths, and basically became...

That's really the prime thing that cable has going for it anymore. If you're into sports, cable TV is for you.

What if we're checking ourselves for cancer? Is it gay when you check yourself for lumps? I'm really really concerned about dick cancer, and I refuse to be ashamed of my concientious nature. It's just good hygiene!

Over rated. You can't feel your dick in your hand, and that's the good part.

Spotify is actually really good. I've typed shit in just because "nah, they won't have this." Boom, dey hav dis.

Yeah, there were long deadspots... but parts of it really did make me laugh. Some of it was just genuinely funny. And none of it was like "guuuuh". It was just a little bit of dead air was all.

That or she caught her baby jerkin it. lol. Let him go. That shit's important. It's more like enjoying the feeling of your hand on your dick rather than your dick in your hand. The balls are where the hand action comes in. Sometimes the old thumb up the bumb.

I dunno why people gave him money. But I never understood why people gave Raven money either. I guess people around here just like to give away money. Do you really wanna see tiggles tits, though? I accept that the stories are just stories. But one hairy nipple and shit gets real!