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You guys need to embrace your inner old man. Don't get me wrong, I rarely go to bed before midnight, but many days I'm taking a glorious nap the moment I get home from work. And if I don't, and I'm tired at night, I...go to bed! I sort of get the people that get addicted to having a coffee...

Honestly, the first time I saw that pic I thought the chick in the middle was a previously unseen Skarsgard brother. Sort of like how Baldwins pop up out of nowhere.

How did they manage to turn a legitimate hotty into someone I just assumed was the first transgender Terminator? I'm sure she'll look good in the actual movie, but that promotional pic...man, I'd be on the phone to my agent if I were her.

Now that you say that, I hear both of them in his voice. I like the Venom voice, it is the Eddie Brock voice that sucks dick. I think we're racist for saying it sounds like one of several black dudes though. Just another example of white-washing, using Hardy's voice when they should have...

Wow, that hurts bro! Right in the ticker. Marvel has always been my true passion, I just couldn't let Lyrical jerk off to that faggot Batman unopposed. Although now that you mention it, I'm pretty worried that Man of Steel might actually end up being better than Venom. Seeing as how Venom is...

Tom Hardy is awesome, and personally I love Venom's voice (looked it up, even though it sounds like it has a hint of Keith David, apparently it is Hardy), but I'm still skeptical as to whether or not this is actually going to be any good. It looks like there are some elements of a decent story...

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Conversely, I can't really watch videos at work, which is where I do 99% of my forum browsing. Technically, I can watch the videos, I just can't listen to them. I've tried the auto-generated subtitles a few times, but I just can't handle it. On the other hand, I doubt I'll read a 20 page...

I'm going to assume that the Black Company section is out of frame! I have like 90% of those books myself, that's awesome. Last time I moved I left them all in the storage containers because I have practically every one of them downloaded now and don't really need them, but fuck if I can bring...

Serious question, what are you going to use it for? Just viewing on this TV, or for multiple locations? The reason I ask is because everyone goes straight for Plex, but if you don't share with other people or devices and only watch on that TV, I feel Kodi is superior. I only ever watch on...

Depending upon what you are expecting from it, you should love it. I use mine every day every time I watch anything on my main TV. The 4K streaming is fucking flawless too (wired here, wifi YMMV). One little tip I discovered is that if you ever have an issue where it starts randomly rebooting...

Fortunately I'm a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus. With my hand at least.

Pretty fucking creepy, huh? Don't worry, I'm sure they are still just dancing in front of their mirrors, genitals tucked, and haven't actually progressed to the "It puts the lotion on the skin" stage yet. I hope.

The potential future beetus will probably hit me long before any triclo-whatsit can hurt me!

Anyone have any recommendations in the $100-$200 range? That's about all I will be able to convince my boss to spend on one, but I really need a new one. Another guy here has gone through multiple chairs in that range and keeps telling me I should just get whatever his latest purchase is, but...

You pricks have me using the pine tar soap now, when I was perfectly happy using dollar store Dial. I really like the pine tar stuff, and after the first day or two of my bathroom smelling like smoke I don't even notice it anymore, but I dunno if it is really worth the extra cost or not. Of...

Also, the chick who plays the American liaison or whatever is smoking hot. That's literally all I remember from that movie. And now that I look her up, it makes sense that she's also the nerdy goggle-wearing chick from Attack of the Titans. I distinctly remember commenting that she was the...

I've got a turtle head poking out. I've always loved Godzilla. Not really jazzed on the story the voiceover depicts, but as stated if they just have a bunch of all these monsters fighting each other and then Godzilla doing his Hulk Hogan (or did Hulk Hogan actually do a Godzilla!?) and taking...

Since @Kuriin introduced me to Pathfinder, got me hooked, and then cruelly abandoned me, I'm super-excited to see this. The trailers look incredible, and I watched episode 1 of someone playing it on YouTube and the sheer quantity of options available for classes and skills and spells is fucking...

Well shit. I definitely agree that those tweets are at the bare minimum dumb, and it is entirely likely that there's some truth to him being a pedo, so I'm not arguing that he got what he deserved. But now my chances of actually seeing a good adaptation of Adam Warlock are circling the drain...

I know this is old and maybe someone addressed it in the intervening pages, but this rustles my jimmies. Sure, I would never actually hit someone for multiple reasons, from common decency to the nightmare of a hassle the insurance claim would be, but look how fucking far over the line the...

I wasn't complaining about the actual purpose behind the use of the word, I was complaining about the near-universal use of it to feign casual indifference when someone is actually being a snooty cunt. Of course I don't remember which post it was that triggered me the other day when I wrote it...

I didn't see Minka Kelly anywhere. Seems odd they wouldn't include her, since at least a few people would recognize her more than some of the other actors I'm sure. So much for moving away from dark and gritty, huh? Looks interesting, and I'll watch at first I'm sure, but I dunno if I need...

People that type "y'all" (or yall if illiterate), particularly when they are spouting some holier-than-thou faggotry in defense of something retarded they said or think. But even without that, there is only one time you ever should type the word y'all, and that's when telling people...

As with most things in life, Upright Citizens Brigade thought about this a long time ago.

Assuming I otherwise like these kinds of movies, will I be able to overcome my burning hatred of Toni Collette and enjoy this movie? I cannot explain why I hate this woman so much, I think it was always there as a general dislike until one of my coworkers couldn't stop talking about how...

The Quiet Place movie has a possible solution as well. Basically it's a sealed, insulated wooden box with an oxygen mask piped into it. You could build two of them right into the closet, easy peasy! That would leave even more room for clothes and shit too!

I enjoyed the first one a lot. There's always things I wish were better or different (MJ's entire character being one), but overall I was happy that I went to see it. Maybe I'm just easier to please than some of you. Micheal Keaton was Pacific Heights-level of awesome too, which always makes...

I enjoyed the movie. But I did wonder why they didn't go the other direction and try to make something so noisy (like the waterfall they specifically made a point of showing) that it drowned out all other noises. Because let's be honest, thinking they are going to keep a baby quiet enough...

I'm looking at the finger/camera/poop smear next year. My old doctor went into sports medicine so I'm thinking I should make the move to the hot MILF in the office with some random ailment before jumping right to asking her to give me a prostate massage. Another thing that always makes me feel...

The Red Knight (The Traitor Son Cycle, #1) by Miles Cameron That is book 1, I'm on 4 of 5. The entire series is completed too, which always helps. 600'ish pages per book too. Obviously it could shit the bed in the last two books, but so far I'm loving it. It has a good mixture of grit...

Hopefully I get some time and reasons to check this out soon. My server has basically turned into nothing but a Plex server just like Denamian's. The people that use mine are mostly too retarded to use something like Plex Requests even (although I've never actually used it myself either). If...

Gay as fuck. I don't masturbate by fucking dudes in the ass, regardless of who they are. Do you?

I haven't read or listened to anything more than what has been posted here, nor do I have any intention of watching what looks like literal shit, but do we even know any specifics about her "rapes"? I am not a rape-apologist or one that claims women deserve it or any of that shit, but we all...

Greatly enjoyed the movie. As stated, the movie wasn't really about the villain(s) so much, and I loved all the returning characters. Also, Cassie is literally the most adorable little girl ever. Even more adorable than Trixie on Lucifer, perhaps. Without getting into too much spoilery...

Hilariously unintentional autocorrect ftw.

I'm just curious. How is the cop going to detain him for 24-48000 hours (you did say 48k) if he won't get out of his fucking car? Is he supposed to just sit there and watch him for that time? In order to detain someone, you have to get them out of their fucking car, handcuff them, throw them...

Hasn't it already been hinted at that Captain Marvel will be bi? Or is that just my viewing of Comics & Diversity bleeding over into the movie world? That would fit Feige's "both" comment about if it was a new character or an old one, as Valkyrie we've seen and technically Danvers we haven't...

My favorite part of that video is where she said she won't remove her bag and he could go ahead and cuff her with it on her shoulder, and he said ok, that's what I'll do...and then he quite obviously cut the fucking strap so he could get it off afterward. I would love to see another angle of...