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Are any of your siblings married? They should be the first to take her in. I bet it was good for you to have her move in to get over your divorce, but she can bounce around with the kids can't she? That might have been her plan from the beginning. If she's got grandkids she might prefer living...

Yeah and when he's out there's hardly any dropoff. Then those backups get signed by other teams and suck. I think Jimmy G is the first one who didn't. It's the bellicheat system. No other team has it. You guys better hope they retire together, because if brady goes first and bill...

I was coming here to ask if anyone understood the $300k dollar thing, because that dump truck of money from china looked like a lot more than 300k. I saw your post as i was scrolling to the bottom. I guess that was it.

Best SYSTEM QB ever is the correct answer. It's a very important word.

Maintenance dept at work changes the AC filters on a schedule. I forget what the interval is, but every time they do, the old filters are clean. In fact, the only way you can tell the difference between the old ones and the new ones is that the old ones are crushed up. Why are they crushed...

Are you capable of ignoring them? Ignore them till you're done, then pull some imaginary headphones out of your ear and ask "Were you talking to me"? I did that once. The look on his face was priceless. I said they were called invisibuds and I got them at bed bath and beyond. If it's a...

I'm kinda scared of the giants defense. I haven't been watching it, but all those turnovers and they still held the pats to 35 pts? Also, new eli desn't have eli's pouty face. Bring back old eli.

But it's OK because it's a pit bull?

Vanessa you must have pretty good trannydar. Which thread should we use if we wanna post pics of a phillipino girl we wanna bang and get a professional opinion on whether she's packin heat? This one, or the one in grown up sections? I assume the pics will all be SFW.

Trying to give cartman a shot might be the best visual sequence gag they've ever done. If anything can beat it, it would be cripple fight.

Is that @Foler 's pic? Cause that's only 1 boob with 3 watches. He's doing it wrong.

This is incorrect. DRLs were first allowed in the US in 1995, that's 25 years. They didn't become standard till well after that. I would guess around 2005 it could be said most new cars had them, but even then it wasn't widespread enough that funeral processions had to use flashers so the...

My wife likes to call everyone and every thing a cunt. I said something to her the first time she did it in public and she was like "Fuck you cunt, that's my word, I can say it all I want"

Is it any good? The more I see trailers and previews, the dumber it looks. In fact, I thought the first couple trailers were jokes. The material interests me, but if they're gunna fag it up I'll pass.

Having to use blinkers for funeral processions now. As if it's not bad enough I'm there grieving, but now I gotta listen to Clickclick clickclick clickclick for 30 minutes. This is all because of Daytime Running Lights. They do nothing to improve safety and force funeral processions to find...

I thought the browns didn't suck this year. What happened?

Yeah but there's sexual tension too. Tension so thick I could cut it with my dick.

I'm not sure why it sounds like you're saying that in a bad way. If you liked The Arrow, you might like this. It's dark and edgy like that. You even have the same potential backstory about being trained by a super secret organization (not a surprise as that's already been in batman)...

The tan lines are what bothers me most about that pic. When she's not topless, she'swearing skimpy ass tops that do nothing to support her udders.

Excellent well thought out rule change. Lets implement it immediately. Oh and when we play the patriots, lets sign some bum off the street to be 'starting qb' for one play and get knocked out. It's funny because, because of this challenge he didn't have one left at the end that would have...

If you have any desire to work things out, you need to find a more subtle way to say that. You can acknowledge her feelings without condoning them and then perhaps have a productive conversation. When you start with "Your feelings aren't valid" you make her dig in her heels and nothing will be...

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Seems like that's a good recipe for making snowflakes who can't function when exposed to other people's ideas.

You could maybe concentrate on teaching him (through example) to disagree agreeably? Moms are bleeding hearts, dad's are heartless. Just agree not to prosthylize him.

Why would a teenager care about hot lesbos making out? Oh wait, I see it now.

I recorded it. It was OK, I only came once though. They need more lesbo kissing and less 'my dad hates me' drama. New alfred might actually be the worst part of the show. The round cowl is godawful, but she's going to put on a red wig once she's done pretending to be a man, so that's temporary.

You passed his test and proved you're a lady. If you'd posted tits it would have proven you're anything but a lady. How does the dirty old man stand you? Have you been teasing him with maybe seeing your ankles some day?

I don't get it. Are you the one whose pics he stole?

Without going into specifics, I noticed a sort of discrepancy in what a company was saying versus what what was actually there. Stopped in about a month ago to just ask the manager about it, see if I was missing something. He said he'd look into it. I was back this week and not only did they...

I bet it was that vicious hit on the qb that he got flagged for. Absolutely savage. Someone was bound to get hurt with a hit like that.

I can do that for you. Send me your wife's number and i'll ask for a pic of her tits.

I guess a dethklock picture was too obvious.

Again, it's not something you even need to pick a fight over. Just say no and move on to the next subject. Be sure to make her clarify everytime she uses the bullshit pronoun. I would then start making jokes about it. "My personal pronoun is American Inventor dick. When you respect that I'll try to...

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I heard that was a nickname he earned. He could wave his dick around like a magic wand and make it shoot light.

A well adjusted man would just say "no" to the pronoun thing and carry on. If it's important to the wierdo, he can sit with you on the porch with a beer and convince you. If you wanna have fun and they get insistent, tell them they are microagressing you and you don't allow those in your house.

Didn't realize izo came back and edited in the answers. Great format. Well done on most of those.

Hodj? My first thought was foler, but I think hodj is the only one with the rickshaw driver medal.

That sounds like one of the flashback story lines in Highlander : The Raven. But I guess that wasn't exactly an uncommon story in WW1. "We have intel that the germans are about to attack, so hand carry orders for them to GTFO. " In H:TR, Amanda stole the orders and the commander didn't...

NFLshop dot com. Fucking rinky dink bullshit place apparently running on 8086 microprocessors. I thought it was an official NFL store, but I guess not. It's just some poorly run wharehouse who must have sucked goodell's cock to get the NFL licensing agreement. I believe they also go by...