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Santa been doing this shit for a long time. Back then, cold winters were a new phenomenon. Or have you forgotten about climate change?

Here's what's been giving me weird nightmare boners this week. The Ross Sisters. The apple thing towards the end is the one that really got me. This one actually looks like fun. Full video if you wanna hear the entire awesome song.

Thanks for the warning bro. Also, That anaconda don't want none.

Holy shit. Life sounds like the kind of drug that will turn you gay.

That's the dude who discovered ozzy osbourne? Why is he making that face in most of the pics I just saw of him? Is it the new duck face? I have to admit it would be an upgrade, here's hoping it catches on.

You currently are tied with ZWH with 5 votes each. The best you can hope for is to initiate the runoff now and I think you know you'll lose that.

Interesting idea, but we could still search the forums to find out who wrote what. Maybe everyone should just PM LLR their rants and he can post them here without attribution.

Only way this would work is to have good rants moved here. Or I guess copied here would be better if the mods have that tool.

he's not gunna fuck you dude.

If he had a concussion, it clearly came from the taunting because that was the only thing wrong with the play.

Yeah the announcers were saying peel back. But the definition I found for that says it has to be below the waist AND from the back or side. So it was none of the above. It also says the defensive player has to be running towards his own end zone which might have been applicable here. It must...

What was wrong with that block? Was the penalty just because of the taunting? Did they think he was a little high? Looked like he hit him with his shoulder in the chest. Any helmet to helmet contact was incidental.

There is some component of it that is time sensitive. I remember suh talking about how he knows the exact game when he can start doing dirty hits again and avoid suspension. Speaking of which, can we get suh and burfict on the same team? Just make it an AFC team that plays the patriots...

1. I expected a video of all his cheap shots to be much longer 2. Half of those weren't cheap shots. He just hits hard. You know they were stretching for time when they put in a cheap shot at a camera. Am disappoint. Come on man, didn't you listen to the broadcast? Collingsworth told...

You know how you extend a derail? Complain about a derail.

I knew I was getting old when I realized that I already own the house I have to live in for the rest of my life. Barring a lotto win, the wife and I don't have enough working life left to take on another mortgage. Well, she doesn't, because she's counting the days till retirement. I plan to...

I prefer the sketti with meat sauce. Marinara is that faggy vegan shit, isn't it? Since you asked, yes I prefer salad dry most of the time, I like gyros without the fucking lamb meat (which means i don't actually like gyros), and if the sauce isn't especially good, I'll eat sketti noodles with...

Am I the only one who comes to this thread for ideas on how to troll people?

I like how they think karen is just going to go away and not be a threat. Every manager ever also hoped the same thing.

I am disappointed in the internet at the lack of hurricane karen memes. I can't remember the last time the internet let me down like this.

Where'd you hear that?

So each divorce gets cheaper, eh? You'd be a fool not to keep going with all the money you're saving!

Oh no. Baked with butter, cheese, sour creme, bacon bits, salt, and pepper are the highest form of potatoe. The difference is that if I'm missing some of those ingredients I won't throw the potatoe at your face. If you're missing some (which you are apparently) I wont call it a meth potatoe...

She's not cute. Check back in 2 years though. Maybe by then she'll be cute and #metooing roman polanski and blow the lid off of how she got this gig. I see she's been doing this since she was at least 14. That's right in his wheelhouse. Where is he hiding out these days?

He was getting no feedback from the crowd. We give him his energy bro.

What about dick cheese straight from the source? You can't be sure till you've tried both. It's funny you bring up that last one, because putting ketchup on anything is exactly like smothering a steak in A1, which is just extra fancy ketchup. Have you considered that maybe you don't...

Do you really like the taste of ketchup, or do you like the taste of fast food worker dick cheese? How would you know the difference?

Do the edmonton oilers next!

Out of curiosity, have you actually looked? Around here, acreage tends to be less expensive than cookie cutter houses. Unless by acreage you mean 40+. I live on 7.5 acres in an old neighborhood with a voluntary HOA and my house cost less than my mom's .25 acre in a development with a strong...

I hate ketchup, so fuck you for that one. I don't want that nasty fucking packet that snot nosed dick scratchers have been handling for months touching my food. The straw thing .... I guess that's in a drive through because inside you get your own straws and lids. That's probably because...

I just watched the greta girl's video because of all the memes. It's so over-acted that I don't think she even believes it. It looks like a demo tape for a soap opera.

It's available somewhere. I know because I've been looking for super troopers 2 for a while now. The problem is that it's not 'free' on any of those services. I don't know which one it was available for rent on because we have all 3.

For a minute I thought you were talking about a Mongolian draw when you said thumb release. I tried that draw and it was painful. Does the thumb release rotate your hand? I like a leather finger tab.

Why wasn't the conference call with the offensive linemen to tell them to stop holding? Or the owners to tell them to loosen up the rules?

I wonder how hard it is to make a magic eye shirt. I want to make one where the 3D image is my dick.

Wasn't it "doing something stupid" that hurt your arm in the first place? I find the 'doing something stupid' injuries tend to reoccur quite often. Good luck.

After I wrote that I started thinking about how just because you have a disease, it doesn't always mean you're an innocent victim. But we were talking about how the kids will blame you some day so you might as well get ready for it.

The predominant belief is that drug abuse is a disease too. So you're really still leaving her for a disease.

I scrolled up and saw my last post and it triggered me. YOU'RE. YOU'RE. YOU ARE problem is ... Fuck this no editing allowed section. Also, I call suspected fags "breeders". Sometimes people ask me about it and I tell them it's like when we used to call each other fags all the time, but...

Combo meals are a constant source of minor rustling for me. I just want water with lunch. Anytime I go somewhere that has a combo, I have to take the extra time to wait for them to ask if I want a combo and say no. They often interrupt my order to do it. I'm used to it, but sometimes, like...