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Eh, women shouldn't be made to whore themselves out when they need more kitchen utensils.

Ripping out easy, short-distance bounties is the fastest solo, I think.

Yeah. I had no fucking clue what was going on with that until the final scene in the season.

Cleveland Browns are fucked.

Just retire the logo and reregister under Washington Redskins with a potato as a logo. see...I've been beat to it:

He should have dropped the other glove.

Also, nice thing about this board is that it uses an actual PCB that's backed up with a hunk of aluminum, and not this cheap shit found on membrane boards. Tough as hell, too. The first thing my girlfriend did to it was to fall asleep and tip half a glass of wine into it. I blasted it off with...

Do you want one with the numpad? I got a CoolerMaster Quickfire Rapid with Cherry MX browns. It's the 10 keyless model that saves a LOT of desktop space. These go on sale often. I paid $55? for mine. Newegg's house brand Rosewill sells Cherry keyed boards for a low price.

The most notable thing about Hannibal is that my girlfriend is totally crushing on Gillian Anderson. I didn't think she had a single lesbian particle in her whole body; can't says I blame her. In one episode, she was sitting across from Hannibal, and looked pretty wicked hot in that fitted long...

I wonder where I can get a Black Widow Avengers outfit like SJ wore in the movie. GF might be up for it, thou asking for her to dye her hair red will probably make me wake up the next morning without some teeth.

Bought some more shoes for my gf. Patent nude Mary Jane style Louboutins and blue suede wingtip Oxfords. Normally, buying shoes for the lovely is danger territory, due to individual tastes, but there are some easy buys. Louboutin has some classic styles that never go out of fashion; they just...

About once a year, I get unbelievably sick for absolutely no reason at all. This started about there years ago. Otherwise, I'm the picture of health; not overweight, normal blood pressure, no diabeetus. No mental issues, either. The only med I take is the occasional ibuprofen. Doctors never find...

Most of what you think you know is bullshit. Not to single you out or anything; most of what we all know is complete bullshit. How would you know if it wasn't? After all, most of everything you know is predicated upon the trust of other people knowing their shit. Do you actually know that...

They are here, and they are everywhere. They are not your friends. They. Are. Here.

They are here, and they are everywhere. They are not your friends. They. Are. Here.

Pretty women in cheap clothes. Dollar store tights, ill-fitting skirts and bad, squeaky shoes comprise the wardrobes of 90% of the hot women on this planet. Cheap clothes themselves are bad; hotness utterly wasted on trailer trash shit.

Has DW ever made a shitty film?

Surprised TF didn't post this. Maybe she's too old now.

List of current promo codes: Marvel Heroes: Promo Codes - Orcz.com, The Video Games Wiki

Yikes, that website is awful. Fremdscham. So much Fremdscham.

I don't see what gender plowing has to do with the kitchen, where women should be barefoot and pregnant. Societies the world over have started going downhill since women got the right to vote.

I wonder how much it costs to become a moderator over there. The power MUST be OVERWHELMING.

Andy Kaufman. The original troll.

My biggest fear in life that a pack of zombies are going to break through my door, and I'll be unable to escape because my legs are asleep.

Nah, thou I'd retcon in Muslims. Imagine the hilarity of suicide bombers on a pvp server. The entire game world would be open to pvp, even home cities. If you pick Muslim faction (which your account would be bound to), you'd be able to create ONE single-use suicide bomber. Level up to 60, and...

LMAO...you gave that guy $3k. Beware of women named Lori.

Don't let Trollface see this.

Damn? What's the damn for? Are you sour that you now have a giant sack of flour that will go unused?

Heh, my parents are pretty close to the same. They've got a gawdawful 720p rear projection set. I set them up with an Apple TV, but the old man is too lazy to use it (the remote has ONE FUCKING BUTTON), so orders shows on Netflix disc instead of streaming.

Okcupid left out the fact that fat ugly white women prefer scrawny black males by about 114%.

I'm going to make a religion based MMO where the players can be Romans or Jews, and go about beating the shit out of various characters from the bible. I'd like to make it as crude and insulting to Xtians everywhere. I should KS this.

Stack of dumb changes in this patch. Crafting changes? The zero people that asked for this? Doubling the souls requirement? Now, MUCH less desire to play since it takes just that bit more mindless farming to get shit that I don't want. The doubling of the set piece drop rate still doesn't fix...

The only way you'll get any traction on this is to turn it into a $75,000 Linday Lohan porno.

Holy FUCK. Did a plane full of retards crash on an island, with the only form of communication to the outside world being RR? The whole Pantheon kickstarter thing has really brought the numbnutzes out of the woodwork. Send them back! Send them back!

It's a good idea. The military can use some more shitty cooks.

That cracks me up. A bunch of poor, fat, ugly, angry women are going to change the world!

What are the telltale signs?