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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    No Cheesy Chucky for you!
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    How do you recognize a stoned gargoyle?

    You are a dipshit. Isn't that enough motivation?
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    How do you recognize a stoned gargoyle?

    Would have still sucked. Welcome to rehab.
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    You folks ripping Mudcrush aren't going to get invited to his birthday party. All that Chucky Cheesing you will be missing!
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    How do you recognize a stoned gargoyle?

    A midi file would have raised him to the apex of the alpha gamer; the very embodiment of every button-clickers image of the ultimate gamer.
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    I can tape my M1 button down and fall asleep faster than 93% of the posters here.
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    I think they deliberately set their smart loot on Derp 85% for main hand weapons. I could bury New Tristram under 80 feet of shit steel. (1) decent weapon in 240 hours of play. Same goes for roll% on crit dmg/chance. Took me 25 times to roll crit damage on my amulet.
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Eh, they are both diaper-shitting two year olds.
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    How do you recognize a stoned gargoyle?

    It's all so very clear now.
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    How do you recognize a stoned gargoyle?

    ? ???? ?????? ???? ?????
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    RNG can be all over the place... I've gotten 1 leg/rift to a few to a lot. Ran one solo T1 rift earlier that gave 4 legs (two of the SAME shit sword one drop apart and 2 of the same shit spear), 2 souls and a shit green. Beyond that, I have the notion is that this is where drops should be...
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    is there such thing as an air conditioner that doesn't need to vent?

    First law doesn't apply to my ex wife; the temperature in the room drops by 20 degrees whenever she enters.
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    is there such thing as an air conditioner that doesn't need to vent?

    I don't think so. Hot air has to go somewhere.
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    California trying GPS-tracking mileage tax for 2016

    Gas mileage hasn't been doing too badly, especially considering that a modern car weighs more, has vastly better safety and standard equipment, and lower emissions. Not to mention, lots more horsepower. Carolla's claim is true. A V6 Camry will hang with a late 70's (almost) anything, and...
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    California trying GPS-tracking mileage tax for 2016

    Subprime car loans is what sank GMAC in the first place, and they are up to it again. Specifically, Ally Financial (formerly GMAC) and GM Financial. They don't give two shits, because Uncle Sam will bail them out again when shit hits the fan.
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    California trying GPS-tracking mileage tax for 2016

    You could get ticketed for Operating a Vehicle with Unsafe Equipment (depends on your state).
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    He cartwheels into the room. It's a common tactic that fat, yet surprisingly athletic people use to get their portly asses into places normally inaccessible to them.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Denzel Worthington is one hell of a good jazz musician.
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    The Legend of Conan-2014 Arnold Returns!

    Conan the Octogenarian doesn't have a ring to it.
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    Since when the fuck can you not say Wakandan American in screenshots? Why infraction?

    You and soy have a pretty slanted view on things.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Didn't Sutekh create the Baby Seals Club?
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Reasonable people don't join clubs. Your club is the Crazy People Pretending to be Reasonable Club.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Never marry a woman who takes the bangbus to work.
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    Since when the fuck can you not say Wakandan American in screenshots? Why infraction?

    Speaking of slurs, Faulty Armor never made any sense.
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Bongwater change, he must.
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    Doctor Who

    She saw what Billie Piper did After DW and knew she could go shittier.
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    Star Trek - The Beyonder

    Bongwater change, you must.
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    California trying GPS-tracking mileage tax for 2016

    And Tootsie Pop per Lick tax.
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Nubs crying little pointless eyeballs out.
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    Tyen Reconciliation Thread

    He put them there.
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    California trying GPS-tracking mileage tax for 2016

    I'm going to take my neighbor's box off and stick it on a police cruiser.
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Blowjob, steak and beer day for Crusaders.
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    California trying GPS-tracking mileage tax for 2016

    Ah, Christ. It's1.5cents per mile. $225 per year @ 15k miles. ir dum
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    California trying GPS-tracking mileage tax for 2016

    36% of the states are considering or are going to implement VMT pilot programs. The cat is out of the bag, and for once it's not California's fault.