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  1. Hoss

    Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty...

    Brahma's white? I thought this was going to be a thread about him getting out of prison.
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    Hunting Thread

    "Plain Lead" is kind of weird wording. I'm not sure anyone actually uses 100% lead. Usually it's a mixture of tin or something else. When casting your own, plumbers lead is about as good as you can get, and it's 98%. People who cast for reloading cartridges will use 90% or lower lead. I...
  3. Hoss

    What feature(s) or circumstance would persuade you to install a brain implant?

    Well you think I shit weird so now you're wrong about 2 bodily functions.
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    What feature(s) or circumstance would persuade you to install a brain implant?

    Masturbation. I'm not even sure why you had to ask that.
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    I mean, how was that supposed to go? Was she supposed to climb in through a window? Or was she not supposed to be coming in uninvited? With a "crazy dog" sign I get the feeling at least one of the owners was scared of them too. And finally, fuck any owner who keeps their dogs in fucking...
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    Pole Barn / Outbuilding / Machine Shed / Man-Cave / Workshops

    Me too. I would love to have that or a basement. Or even a good old fashioned bomb shelter. Wife and I want to buy property on a mountain some day and we're going to basically tunnel a house into the mountain. Hobbit style.
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    Pole Barn / Outbuilding / Machine Shed / Man-Cave / Workshops

    Is it part of the rules of utube that you have to add really loud music anytime you're not talking? Or does utube do it automatically when it detects insufficient noise? I mean, fuck that shit. If you feel you need muzak to for the dead air, make it very very quiet in relation to your...
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    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Washington generals it is. Though commanches is good too.
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    Space Force

    My theory last year is that the writer's TDS required them to make this as horrible as possible. They couldn't decide if they wanted it to be funny or dark and unsuccessfully straddled that line. Now that It's Bidet's space force maybe it will reach it's potential.
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    What tickles your pickle

    Ask her "You know what really tickles my pickle?" Let see if she volunteers. If she doesn't, followup with a callback to something funny she said.
  11. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    You don't seem to understand. You've already LITERALLY raped her 1000x according to portland law. Might as well bust a nut in her too and try to bring another bandwagon into the world.
  12. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Score! But she wants to fuck you for sure. Don't be the beta orbiter who just makes her shit and never gets his wick dipped.
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    Space Force

    it was kinda funny when they were passing each other in landers on the way to destroy the other's base. I believe the season left off with that, so I guess we get to see the aftermath. This is going to be awful.
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    What tickles your pickle

    It wants to fuck you. (Being that it's portland and watching trannies on tiktok, I don't trust your use of "she")
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'm sorry Lejina, I'm afraid I can't let you do that. I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
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    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    I want the cowboys to spend a 1st on a coach and a 2nd on a placekicker. How is your boy at kicking FGs? I saw he did a few long ones in the highlight reel.
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    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    I remember something like this happening last year. Some kid in a hospital overlooking a stadium put up a sign on game day and then the fans for the other team donated assloads of money to the hospital? I Might be getting it confused with the dude who wanted a case of beer, but something...
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    Resident Alien

    I believe this is coming back tonight. I forgot to set my VCR to record. Lemme know how it is.
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    Doctor Who

    he did say it too in Day of the Doctor, but it was first used by Tennet in the best episode ever, the first weeping angels show (called either "Blink" or "Don't Blink"). Here's is smith using it.
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    Doctor Who

    OK here's my pitch for the next few seasons of Dr Who. Tennet is back, but not as the next doctor, as the Dr that he was (I can't remember the numbers). They pair him up with Martha Jones and they have some adventures from that part of his timeline. Bring in River too. It will give us, the...
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    Doctor Who

    nothing. wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff was tennet. Matt smith did nothing of note other than look retarded.
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    English Shorthand And Other Lost Skills

    Maybe. Depends on how the shorthand activates the brain, or how fluent you are in it. I could see a scenario where you were so concentrated on what you were writing that you weren't making sense of it. For me, that's how taking notes helped me. I would take notes and then usually never read...
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    English Shorthand And Other Lost Skills

    WTF does this say? Do they all say the same thing in the different styles? I didn't even know there were different styles. My mom knows shorthand. I think they only bothered to teach it to court stenographers and secretaries.
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    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    Matt Millen and Kenjon Barner both have rings from 3 teams. He's going to have to play a few more years to actually own that record. Then once he gets those 2 for the record, he will be tied with bellicheat for 8 and you know he'll have to keep going. But wait, there's more. Millen...
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    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    It's only weird if it doesn't work!
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Where the hell do you live? I've never heard of any shit like that in the US.
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    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    What? They let Collinsworth within 100 miles of a playoff game? That idiot calls cowboy games all year. Surely he's the bottom tier broadcast team and his season is already over.
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    Hawkeye

    I enjoyed how they threw in some numbers too. Just in case you thought it was supposed to be meaningful.
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    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    I remember when I still had hope.
  30. Hoss

    What feature(s) or circumstance would persuade you to install a brain implant?

    Sounds a lot like surrogates. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0986263/ Not a great movie, but there's a singularity I could get behind.
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    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Literally this is what I'm rooting for. But I will accept this outcome too
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    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Thinking a team will win is not fandom. That's not how being a fan works. Fandom is about what you want, and what I WANT from that game is a meteor strike at the 50 yard line.
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    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    niners are winning the SB. What was the stat they showed during the 49er / cowboy game? Half the time when the teams meet in the playoffs, winner goes on to win the SB. Don't come at me with that BS that about how they usually meet in the championship game. This is superstition, not logic.
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    Best phone games?

    So am I the only sucker on foh who downloaded Evony: The King's Return thinking it was a puzzle game and stuck around anyway?
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    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Whatever I decided to google it. Arrowhead is the loudest sports stadium in the world, not just NFL. They got to 142 dB. Tiger stadium has gotten to 130.
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    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    And then after the investigation was announced, suddenly they stopped setting records for crowd noise?
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    Doctor Who

    Tennet is fine. Just not matt smith again.
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    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    I remember when they were trading that title back and forth too. But they might have only been the loudest NFL stadiums. Plus, didn't they find out the seachickens were piping in crowd noise through the speakers?
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    That's why I don't let dogs in the room when I'm raping someone.
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    The Mandela Effect

    Also, he was the face of diabeetus since ... Well fuck I don't remember since when. Since the before time. It just seemed like he should have been dead way before he died. I'll tell ya what's going to be a fun one. In a few years people will get a mandela effect thinking Betty White is...