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It tasted really good, and I cooked it until it was fall-apart. When I do it again, I'll amp up the spices a little bit.

Well, it's on the stove. But I've had several bouts of V-tach today it turns out, they just interrogated my pacemaker and I may have to go to the ER if it gets worse. Suck.

Making this tonight with a shit ton of vegetables.

So I was right.

Nope, logged right in as of 12:10pm central.

Those little plastic points on the butt, are they for meat tenderizing?

Should I got with the before: Attachment 76851 Or after?

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I've spent some time pondering this subject for my own funeral. There'll be no body to stare at, as I'm going to be cremated, just pictures of me in the glory days of my youth and with family members. There will be a keg. There will also be a music track for the party that I've put...

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If I had that many kids, I'd never cook or do dishes. You've got a whole little indentured servant army.

That's a big win/if. What's the line on the game? We need to rent Pollard for one game.

That's not half as gay as I thought you'd go. I figured it would be Brady in a thong or something Grimm would like.

Sure, I can do that. What picture will I have to use?

I figured that's probably what it was, but it's diameter is a lot larger than the one I have. Mine is almost a string.

Do you break whole eggs on the pizza or give them a scrambled egg/sausage kind of thing? I had a slice of cheese and whole egg pizza when I was in NY, I really didn't expect much, but it was really good.

What's that tube?

Boobies.

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I gave it the ol' switcheroo. "Doesn't really matter" is what I was getting at with the original post. Both teams still suck.

It does look sexy, but yeah, I meant I'd have to use the Chiefs avatar. But either way, it looks good on you.

"Deep" "In Her" "Luggage" Anyway, I've had Gouda several times and enjoyed it. Smoked cheese (Gouda and others), not so much and I have no logical reason why I wouldn't like it.

I sure wish they'd told me that before I started Gore. Jezus tits.

Blount is a fucking animal, and the Steelers are blocking tonight.

That looks just about right to me. I use less salt cause of the ol' ticker, but it tastes better if you use that ratio.

Excellent. This is my standard pork rub, and pretty close to the spices I use to make sauce: Brown sugar salt cumin garlic powder onion powder black pepper ground red pepper chili powder dry mustard I have no idea what quantities there are, I just add a spice until it looks and...

It really is. I've only done the one time, but it's time again. Dirk, what temp will your cold smoker produce? Did you make it for sausages, bacon, etc? The lowest temp I've done a pork butt at is 225 - 250F, and that was a long time to smoke. Overnight about 16 hours if it's a whole...

Thanks Texans D/ST for that marvelous -1.

A couple questions. What's your smoking source? Grill, smoker, Alton Brown special? Does your family prefer fatty or lean? For pork, I prefer the fatty... actually for beef, too since they are both long cooking applications. For pork: Fatty: I like the Boston Shoulder (also called...

I'm totally going to try that roast, thanks! Also, that's my go-to site for ideas. I'm smoking a whole pork shoulder today for the extended family. It smells so good at the moment, I'm at half-chub. Also making Smokestack/Jackstack style beans today, which means nothing to most of you...

I don't think I did a good thing starting Brady. I figured he'd be tearing Oakland up.

WTF?

Pulling for you, no homo.

They did cover that speech. Jesus Christ what a tough SOB.

Even the BBC is getting the news out about how terrible Roger Goodell is as commissioner. Pretty entertaining.

I realize that PBS' demographic probably lays somewhere outside the populace of this forum, but if you have a chance to watch the series, I highly recommend it. It's a seven part series, the last being shown tomorrow evening, but I'm sure they'll be available from other sources. It follows...

I guess it depends on which of you is on fire the longest.

Chiefs gonna come to Miami town. Avatar bet, Sutekh? Winner should be forced to wear own team's avatar for a week. What a suck fest this is gonna be.

I hope it doesn't crash and burn.

It's funnier if he says 'cunt'. What was I going to ask? Oh yeah, Brother Khane, how goes the Greatest Love Affair?