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I call shenanigans.

This better be happening.

You said you recognized that asshole. Who am I to say you don’t recognize an asshole you have wrecked?

Looked like Tessa Thompson was in the trailer. I hope she gets naked.

Did she leave cat vomit on your sheets?

Lol. A fucking bowling pin. Jesus.

Probably has a penis.

I thought someone posted here that they were going Cosmic; GotG, Ms. Marvel, etc... There is a lot that can be done there and it’s slowly leading to that anyways. Here’s hoping for Dark Phoenix

It’s a joke. That wasn’t Iron Maiden, it was The Charlie Daniel’s Band.

It’s funny because that’s a pic of Iron Maiden.

Lol. Is that a chick in the background shaming her or a dude being a super obvious peeper?

I think he meant “Half of Hu-people-ity would still exist”

Dated a chick with long hair to her butt. It looked great, but was a nightmare to sleep with her if she didn’t wear a cap or tie it up. 95% of the time she had it pulled up anyways, so you didn’t really get to enjoy it like you think it would. It was pretty damned nice when she would lay her...

Oh, do not worry. The sequel will blow all of that out of the water. Wreck It Player Two

Yeah, and I bet you think buying two lottery tickets doubles your chances at winning.

I still need to watch this show. Maybe I will wait for the prequel and then finally watch it.

Sometimes I apply a Worf because it’s funny and sometimes I laugh out load pretty fucking hard.

In my family’s defense, they didn’t spend all their money on lotto tickets..... They spent it on meth.

I’m busy at work. I’ll edit and give this more effort when I get home. But I started with 1:20,000,000 2 tickets increasing odds to 1:10,000,000 EDIT** @Tuco I don’t want to forget this so this was the reason for my response: Growing up poor, my family has bought tickets. Myself, I have...

I don’t know the math. I stated that I didn’t know, but let me go into more details of what I do know: Your personal odds of winning the lotto is doubled if you own two tickets versus owning one as long as the numbers do not match. Your overall odds are not doubled. If that was the case, your...

I just read it’s not wearable.

Why don’t one of you rich guys buy that, take to the meet in Vegas and stop by the Pawn Stars pawnshop.

I didn’t see a nip or lip slip. What am I looking at?

These are the people that shouldn’t be allowed to buy guns.

Lucy now. All day long. EDIT**. Added pics. Skateboard I had at 10 years old.

Always have to make sure it isn’t Bubbles’ post before I give it a thumbs up.

Eh, maybe so. Realistic odds are pretty fucking low, though I’m not smart enough to figure it out. I can barely navigate a fucking Twitter link.

Yeah, that retard doesn’t know how odds work. I bet he thinks the odds in winning the lotto is 1 in 20,000,000, but if he bought two tickets, his odds increase to 1 in 10,000,000.

Ralph meets what movie?

Thanks, I got it. I’m becoming the old man I told myself I would never become.

When I click anywhere on that Twitter window, it directs me to a page to login. No other options. EDIT* Never mind. I clicked the hashtag link. I think that’s the third time I have ever clicked one of those. I think the first one was #boobs.

My kid is 2 years away from 14. Hasn’t even hit puberty yet. I can only imagine the shit I’m in for the next two years. He’s already 5’8”. If I was the dad in this situation, it would be difficult not to high five the kid.......

Mind posting them? I refuse to sign up for that shit and I cannot see anything on Twitter unless I do.