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I was satisfied.

They cut the film where he soaked his hand.

Christina Hendrick’s tits.

I guess it’s all perspective. Your asshole on yahoo was that crowning moment for me.

What was the purpose of the chick in the birth sack that he ended up gutting? That’s the only part I don’t quite remember what was going on.

Pastel or paint? (Pastel) (Paint)

Tool - Ænema

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Ok, this is funny as fuck because the last 19 year old I dated, my biggest issue with her was that she always danced to Bieber. And she had zero rhythm. And her name was Megan. Good stuff.

Have you made it 7 days yet? Building a base to last the 7 day onslaught is the draw. Getting the ability to construct concrete early makes the game super easy. Once you do that, construct a furnace near the surface to attract screamers (I think they appear 14 or 21 days in) and farm the...

Yep, this is the one I was looking for.

Ok, this is a different chick than someone posted earlier trying to help me out. I change my mind back!

Can I change my mind?

Had to use that hard ass stick butter this morning because I’m out of Country Crock.

Isn’t this the chick that dressed up as Samus? Also Laura Croft and that Purple/Silver bitch with horns? If so, I need to know because I plan on stalking her. It’s shit like this posted on this board that make me realize there are still fuckers here that have never been laid.

Didn’t realize Hans Zimmer did the soundtrack. The music really made the movie for me (like the music did for me when I was a kid; same for Terminator). The one I have on repeat at the moment is this one, but then I also have a huge crush on Joi as well. That is one beautiful woman.

Who puts lettuce on a fajita?

I saw this last night and I absolutely enjoyed it as well. Even when it was slow, the scenery made up for it. I was never bored and all this did was make me enjoy the previous movie even more. This was very well done, including the music. (Edit- precious = previous)

Stupid shit kids do: Used to do this with gasoline and tennis balls. The pinwheel of Fire was pretty awesome. We were retarded and lucky we didn’t burn and houses down.

Are you retarded? I called bullshit. I was tipped off, just confirming it.

I couldn’t tell. When I originally posted that, I hadn’t thought it was. But after taking a second gander, I thought it may have been. I surf this site on my phone. Old eyes, small screen.

This has got to be bullshit.

You guys have been in my life for a pretty long time and I appreciate all of you. There are some guys that aren’t around anymore that I miss, but maybe someday they’ll drop in to catch us up. Merry Christmas all of you. I hope you get everything you wanted and gave everything you could give.

I was referring to Bubbles. I already know the thing in that animated gif has a dick. It’s been posted before.

It’s the Hillary supporters that love the dick.

There was a time she wasn’t?

I remember, but didn’t care. Thanks.

I received this email. What’s up with this?

Watched enough anime that the eyes don’t bother me. Gives me hope that Cameron stuck to the source material. I have never heard of this, but it looks like my type of anime, so I’m definitely looking forward to it. Cameron makes entertaining sci-fi.

Left one is mentally disabled. Middle is a chubby Kelly Lebrock. Right one is super sized Natalie Portman. I would give business to 2 and 3.

This is what happens when you have fapped to everything you can on the internet and still crave new material.

Near the southern border of Texas.