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My guess would be on torn something. An ulcer probably wouldn't bleed 4 pints out your butt (but sure, it could) and there would be other signs of cancer before the unusual bleeding (usually). It could be any. But a hernia or muscle tear is a safe bet.

God damn charlie, you play for keeps.

I dunno. You just described a conspiracy to me. It just sounds like corporate espionage. And the defense of the non participant is, "its not illegal to tell them to do it". Except it obviously is. It sounds like what you're talking about pertains to the other two guys who actually did the...

Although to be fair, they probably should go ahead and recognize that they are two separate offenses.

I would say maybe its a poorly worded law, but The hacking section at issue here is the one that punishes whoever "knowingly, and with intent to defraud, accesses a protected computer without authorization, or exceeds authorized access." Is actually shockingly clear language for legalese...

It clearly sounds like conspiracy. I don't really know what justification he even thought he had for a complaint. You hire a guy to kill your wife, you still face charges. Not murder, but conspiracy to commit murder.

He wasn't even all THAT old.

And it seems that I was wrong. They DID sort of manage to capture Mercerism, didn't they? Not the way dick did it, but they did keep one of his most important themes.

Dances with Wolves, Lord of the Rings, Titanic. Probably not a hell of a lot of them.

Women can die from this sort of thing. Its worth serious, honest, consideration if they recommend a histo. But I doubt you have a lot of time to consider it.

She was like, I masturbated twice while you were at work so no sex this month.

It honestly sounds like a pretty terrible job. More like a lifestyle. You'd have to be selling a few houses every month to make decent money. And if you divide it out by the hours you put into it... the salary probably suuuuuuuuucks. Of course you are your own boss, and that counts for a lot.

Just tell em, no you don't understand. His dick is as big as my arm. Good or bad, that would probably stop all conversation about him.

That's what cnas are for. I know there are room sitters in hospitals around here sometimes. May be too populous in San Fran to be able to swing it. Its usually either na's or training rn's in their clinicals.

Yeah, that's kinda dumb. It's extremely dumb actually. The kid shook his ass at him... "r u a faggit?" is a legit question. It is THE question that needs to be asked. But you do have to realize that it probably wasn't some innocent around the lunchtable "psst, so do you think Jeffy takes it...

Yeah, you can get married that way as often as you like. You wanna pay the state, a magistrate would marry you every day. Get legally married, don't tell them. Then do one for them. It happens so often that we have an English word for it. Elope. It applies to this situation as well!

Penicillin, just because they've had that since he was 15. Viagra was relatively recent. I don't think Hugh was -that- much of a creepy. Playboy could have been a lot sleazier than it was. He was like a MetArt level pornographer. It's still fucking whores... but there's a veneer...

Its very often in the bed with a bedpan. And human sized puppy pads. And a set of fresh linens on the chair. Or two. Or it sounds like three, in this case.

We call that the triple h. High, hot, and a hell of a lot.

First time is weird. But it really is not much different than riding a bus. The scary ones are the little four seaters. Those are the ones that make craters in the cowfields.

First time is weird. But it really is not much different than riding a bus. The scary ones are the little four seaters. Those are the ones that make craters in the cowfields.

Its so easy in nc. You just sign the damn title, have a notary public stamp it, and file with the dmv for registration on the plate. Our titles have a few spots printed on the back for exactly this purpose. I think there's even a registration reminder on it, but I'd have to look. In short...

Even more than no coochie pics, that part is no bueno. If your version of intimacy was nekkid pics, and it kinda sounds like it was, then she's pulling away. And that's exactly the wrong time to be doing it. It kinda sounds like she was trading sex for security. And now she's on base, and...

Yeah. I don't know exactly what's going on, but it don't sound good. If its the same vacation chick I kinda think she just uses sex as a bargaining chip. You can probably do better than this hot and cold shit. It kinda sounds like she's not even making an effort to really talk to you about it.

Dem Starbuck titties doe. I actually like her for this show. But I don't think she's a great actress either.

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Not really, just don't be a dickwad. Claim a bad back and be like sorry man... Getting old, shit sucks.

What is it called when you groan and fart at the same time?

So it really IS a treasure box.

It! Was! Written! By! A! JEB! Supporter! !!!

You have to have an inquiring mind! More trusted than CNN. The NE broke the Michael Jackson thing, and you know that bill Clinton did at least half the rapes they accused him of.

Judge Judy is a whore

It might not. I mean there will be less places to stay, but that makes it bigger ticket often. The time to go is now! Fewer crowds! Or it could assplode the market too.

Thoughts and prayers you circlejerk commie. Also: steal some shit before order is restored.

I mean honestly, I get it. I was that way when I was fifteen. Fifteen. I had a controlling harpy of a girlfriend. Dem titties doe. I did wise up, though. She tried that thing where she cheated on me to make me jealous and I wasn't even mad. I realized it meant I was out. And there's more...

With the power of pussy! Sometimes it honestly is better to rent a guy a whore. So that he can see how little its worth.

I rate this situation a combination of wtf and mind blown. You're a better man than me. I would delight in antagonizing those husbands. I WOULD learn about cars and MMA and carpentry (well, I already know that one) just to specifically fuvk with them.

Just adopt. If the body says no babies, a smart person listens. A stubborn one creates expensive misery. It sucks, its not fair. But who ever said it was fair. Its biology.