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  1. Hoss

    Rick and Morty

    I watched it without sound, but I thought that was funny. One question though, was the doll supposed to be an infant, or was it supposed to be a doll? Like, it had been picked up, were they going to CGI in a more realistic looking baby?
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    The Orville

    Did it? I thought that only happened the second time with the damaged orville.
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    Renewed/Cancelled Shows

    Yeah. But not as awesome as garrett letting all her birds go and then fucking dina to console her. It really is a good show. I can't decide if it's good despite the 2 main characters being unlikable, or of that's part of it's formula. Jonah caused me physical pain at the quincenera.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Add in fatasses who are trying out bike riding to lose weight. We don't like spandex. Oh and mormons on missions. Don't you get those in your area? Nevermind, don't admit it if you don't. One of them will read this and dispatch missionaries to your area. If you don't count yard crews, I...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    +1 Decline, and in the message tell her to let you know what they decide.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Are you taking about people on the internet or people irl?
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    Archery - As a Hobby

    If you shoot traditional, the draw length is a mere suggestion. The real draw length is however far you draw it back (or whenever you run out of arrow). The draw weight is however much you can pull.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hot Sounds like the texts are awkward though. Post them so we can read the context.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    No, specific insults always cut deeper. The problem with creepy is that it's a label that can't be shaken and could have long term ramifications on the development of his child if it sticks. If you try to be less creepy, it will look more creepy. If you argue against it, it looks more creepy...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Bitches got me figured out. I guess they understand joysticks.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You gotta think of your life like a jar of rocks. The most important things are the biggest rocks. You have to put the big rocks in first and there will be room for the smaller rocks to fill up the gaps. But if you put the smaller ones in first, they'll fill up the jar and leave no room for...
  12. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    This. This shit rustles me. The forum is littered with herpes like this shit. The nonstop dogpiling and repeating of things autists say for cheap laughs.
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    The Fishing Thread

    Were you doing the supposed white power symbol on purpose there? How big was that bass? Must have been a hell of a lot of fun on a fly rod. Were they all caught on the fly rod?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah you didn't say that part with the first post, and that's why I thought that. I projected myself into that same situation, and myself had no such understanding with my daughter. The 'feeling like garbage' was a response to that first post on the subject only. Capiche? It brought back...
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    The Orville

    So uhhhh, the union can time travel now, huh? I don't recall anything happening to destroy the crystal or the research. Looks like it's pretty damned easy too, it's the mind wipe that was difficult. Not only that, but the people in the real timeline have no way of knowing how dangerous it is...
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    Avengers: Endgame (2019)

    Dunno if this has been talked about, but the best part of the movie was rocket bagging on marvel's hair. We needed more of that. Maybe there will be some outtakes.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I was wondering the same thing. I'd probably feel like garbage if I was reading my daughter's messages and she was talking about how great I am. I guess I'm with you on this. But my girl is in her 20's now so it's no longer relevant. I relied on her thinking I was a wizzard and knew all...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That's why if you read the links I posted, you might have noticed that like 95+% of accidents were attributed to speeding. Can't wait till we go to 100% driverless cars and accidents are being caused by nothing.
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    Women’s Scent

    That's a common phenomenon. Girls living together tend to synch up their cycles. Especially younger girls who's cycles are all crazy and fucked up anyway. It probably happened a lot more often, but after that one time some of the girls started taking action to combat the smell.
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    The Orville

    IT WAS GLORIOUS! I'm going to learn that dance and do it at a club my wife wants me to take her to.
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    Put titties in pretty girl thread not fsrp

    Also, and more important, when I want some quick spank bank material, it's good to have actual threads dedicated to it with material to look at. They block porn sites out here. So all I have is the PGT and whatever I have saved on my phone.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I see a picture of a woman's leg and a woman's armpit above. Edit: I make allowances for the military and people who work in jobs where beards can actually cause death or serious injury.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    : picard : No, men aren't supposed to shave. Razors are for women's legs and armpits.
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    Put titties in pretty girl thread not fsrp

    There's some gay shit happening in here right now. You're both fags.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    As long as it's not zero tolerance, there's nothing to be upset about. @Dashel So I got held over on this job for another day. This is like 3 or 4 days in a row where I was on a flight home and got pulled. 2 days ago they told me at about 8 or 9 in the evening. Today they told me when the...
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    Put titties in pretty girl thread not fsrp

    not sure if doesn't know how forum works, or really wants a prolapsed butthole bomb in FSR.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I've never even seen a tube of shaving cream. Maybe I not so old after all. Unless that's something new then I am an old fart. I nbet the real story there was that he mixed up his preparation h with his toothpaste. I just wanna know which version of that screw-up he committed.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Yeah bro I was going to say that the long hours is one way they keep you enslaved. He knew he didn't have to pay you more or treat you better because you didn't have time to look for another job. I wouldn't have told you to quit on the spot but you were obviously being run ragged. I would...
  29. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I meant motor vehicle accidents only. I found data for "Motor vehicle accident deaths" (which were the numbers I used) going all the way back to like 1974 or maybe earlier. I just think it's more relevant how many accidents there were total, even if they didn't include deaths. No one seems to...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    The insults are fun. Besides, they only came about because you accused me of not being able to put down my phone when I'm pretty sure I said early on that I don't use it while driving. What I'm passionate about is not letting emotions write laws. We don't need another ineffective impossible...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=vehicle+death+rates+in+the+us The wiki article has a nice chart that's reportedly from NHTSA data. If you notice, the data tarrant provided was bullshit because it was raw numbers and not per capita. With more people on the road every day, a raw number means jack shit...
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Has anyone ever thought about what they'd do if they saw someone in their family posted up as a random hot girl? The answer is clearly different depending on who it is and the nature of the pic. A while back I saw one who at first glance I thought was my niece. She was fully clothed so I took...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Yeah it was much better back in 2000 (just taking a guess on when cell phone use while driving became a big thing) when there were 15 deaths per 100,000 drivers than now with 11 because now we have a boogeyman to blame it on! Rabble rabble rabble rabble #commonsense #youdoyou #itonlytakesonce...
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    Put titties in pretty girl thread not fsrp

    I want to help you. But first you're going to have to tell me which part of "change the name of the screenshots thread" is giving you trouble. Narrow it down to a specific word and I'll get you a definition.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    So sugar, piss, and what else?
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    Put titties in pretty girl thread not fsrp

    Maybe if you paid attention you'd see that's what I said. There was nothing about sanitizing the thread itself, I said to rename it funny strange porn and get people to post the true FSR stuff in general. I already rate most of those posts as haram. No idea if the posters even notice it.
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    Put titties in pretty girl thread not fsrp

    Maybe fsr should be moved to general so people can get over it being in screenshots. Change the name of the screenshots thread to "funny strange porn" That's what I like about the political memes thread. I can see some funnies with no risk at work. But those are limited to political cartoons...
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    Put titties in pretty girl thread not fsrp

    Sure would be nice. But instead now we will get a porn bomb in fsr.
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    Women’s Scent

    I think diet is what trips most girls up. You don't need a doctorate in human sexuality to recognize when it's sweat stank. But the nastiest pussy I've eaten seems to come from girls who eat pizza and other junk food all the time. I think genetics plays a roll too. I noticed that girls off...