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Yeah reading comprehension is hard for 20 something suburban girls. I bet your favorite songs to sing along to have cuss words like "hell" in them. Foler cut you to the bone with his "it's OK when I do it" argument and I don't think you even realize it. Cause the you that you do is not self...

I would rant about emotional arguments, but this is the rustle thread. It's the proper place for that kinda stuff. You do you ... 20 year old suburban girl.

I guess we're going to have to pick nits now. That's not hands free, that's voice activation. You can do that and still put the phone to you're damned ear.

And you avoid that with hands free how? Because with hands free all you do it think the number and it dials? It's not having a phone in your hand that's the problem. If it is, you have other serious issues and unless you're a teen shouldn't be allowed to drive at all. Nearly everyone...

Because it's the lack of a hand that makes you a dangerous driver even though nearly everyone drives one handed anyway, and not being distracted by the person on the other end? Nah, it's because they can't enforce it in a hands free situation. There's no logical reason for it at all.

Mine normally only wears lipstick. On our wedding day she decided to go with a full fresh coat. Done by her. Don't know why, she told everyone she didn't want makeup and changed her mind at the last minute in the bridal room. If she ever finds this forum she will kill me for saying this, but...

Yes. What's going to cause the fall of mankind?

Maybe the hacker also had access to your email? You should followup with them on that. Find out what all he had to know to do what he did. And let us know if they give you that info, because all companies I've dealt with would not help me out at all. (that's my rustle today, why won't you...

So there's no need to address whatever is causing the pothole? Just keep patching.

Do any of you do asphalt work? There's a pothole in my driveway that just keeps getting bigger and not only do I not know how to fix it, I don't even know who to call.

Are those perlman tweets for real? There's gotta be more to that.

I remember the phantom menace fondly. But when I remember it, I forget about pod racing and remember how jar jar is sidious's master.

What the fuck? Vanessa, do you do this? This is still an AMA thread, after all. Please take a moment from your hodjing and answer me.

How long has vanessa been having periods?

Tell them: "Oh, sorry I can't. I only had the one copy"

Either they don't realize the bottom rack gets hotter, or they wash and reuse disposable dishes.

Since you mentioned feels. Not gunna lie, I kinda wanna feel your tits. But if that ever happens, keep your cock holstered. I don't care how feminine it is.

Way to ruin his valentines gift. Asshole.

I can confirm. Also, it saddens me to know that tuco is a half assed fence sitter, because this could have been entertaining for the rest of us.

We might be paying more than 12. It's my wife's account so I don't see the bills.

Didn't know that. We have a handful of people using ours and it's never been an issue. We sometimes have it on 2 TVs in the same house, so I guess none of the other people just happened to get on at the same time?

How could netflix pricing be any better? For $12 a month, your entire family and the neighborhood where every family member lives or ever lived gets access. If you're having trouble making the payment, maybe pass the hat. Get everyone to pay for a month each up front.

Sure I could because it's long and I'd probably never read it. The better question is whether I would. And no, I probably would not. How do you determine your net worth?

Get a girl to call him in the middle of the night and tell him. Or better yet, have her say that she's sorry she didn't really get the abortion 2 years ago. I got that call one night and even though I knew it was fake, it still fucked me up.

I wish they'd do Dr Strange. That would make a great monster of the week show.

I thought it was good even though the comic book physics were really annoying the shit out of me. You can't save someone from falling by catching them an inch off the fucking ground. The forces are still just as damaging as if they'd hit the ground. He was also really stupid, but then he was...

Except people on the internet. Obviously we're qualified to dictate your happiness because we're on your side. Post pics of the guitar.

Nope. My refund was nearly the same as last year. I've been itemizing for 20 years. This year I was nowhere near the standard deduction. Plus I brought home more throughout the year because they were withholding less. The thing fucking me is that my wife is playing around in the stock...

What do you mean 'some good shit'. I can't find the nudes of her.

How many were in your certification class?

I know this isn't the point of your post, but your house man. A kitchen that used to be a garage and the living room is upstairs? The kitchen sounds awesome at first, until I start wondering what happened to all the shit you used to keep in the garage. Did you murder babies in a past life?

I had to re-read this sentence a few times. I kept seeing that you clamp his bowels. Maybe because I was wondering if he shits all over the place. If I ever come to your house, I'm teaching your bird the WOO game.

How do you know about my drinking problem?

lol this doesn't even apply to what was said. Are you honestly suggesting I might be so dumb that I don't know what some people in my family were named? Or do you just look for any chance to take a personal shot at me. Even if it's the grownup forum. If you hate me so much why don't I know...

I hate cartoons, but I fucking love every incarnation of the addams family that I've seen. So I will probably watch.

I remember the sysadmin at college giving me a copy of the internet bible. He said this was everything I'd ever need to know about the internet. Now, I admit I'm a slow reader, but it was dated before I was halfway though. If it was everything I'd ever need to know about the internet, it...

It's weird to see a dude just give up before the child is even born and giver her a stripper name right off the bat. But then, my family has girls named Hunny Bunny (she's my age) and Spicy Tart (she'd be over 100 if she was still alive). So I guess I've seen worse.

A treadmill is the largest most expensive hanger you can buy. There's no fun with that motherfucker. Allright, I'm going to let you in on my secret for buying guns. Buy it and hide it. Then bring it out after about a month and when she asks when you got it, say "I've had this for a while"...

I have a semi private cubicle. I don't anticipate any awkwardness at all.

I don't know if that's a real thing, but holy shit it sounds nice.