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The other day I watched 2 shows where someone was shooting a rifle, taking careful aim, had a rest readily available, and instead shot freehand and missed. I know they were both entertainment and the person was going to miss either way but I was still warblegarbling at the screen. Use the rest...

Has that ever stopped you from posting before?

Mario doesn't seem to understand the concept of extending.

I think Douglas adams' theory is pretty close. Not the part about the earth being a giant super computer, but the part about alien telephone washers being told their planet was about to be eaten and being sent ahead of the useful members of society to prepare the new planet, and then killing off...

Whatever planet humans come from, I think the natural days were somewhere between 26 and 28 hours long. I base this on my own limited experience from being on vacation with no schedule. If I get a good night's sleep (6 to 8 hours) I'm good to go for 20 hours. Sucks that our ancestors couldn't...

If a dude spells his name Stephen, is he Steve for short, or steph?

Yong boys learned to shut the fuck up. I would say that teachers got their act together, but we all know that aint happening.

That's what I thought. You promised us she was crazy. I was hoping for the 'make a scene' type of crazy, not the 'silent treatment' type of crazy. Maybe her problem is that she can't do anything full throttle.

@Vanessa you've broken up with @Jessika before, have't you? It's like a romcom script is being focus grouped on us.

You are conflating consent with choice. These boys were not coerced or forcefully raped. Just because they can't legally consent doesn't mean they're not making a choice to fuck the teacher. And btw I'm not saying that just because we can't eliminate all bad choices we shouldn't eliminate any...

We used to call that labeling. I don't think they're allowed to use that term anymore. My sister is a teacher and she's the one who told me that. I still don't understand why. I'm not against that in this situation. I was only speaking to his internal war about protecting our little girls...

Sounds like you were infected with some political correctness. Our little girls do need mass protecting. So do our wives and mothers. Don't let cucks and crazies convince you that you need to change your sexist ways.

Is that something people do? Call seedless fruits renewable? Or fruits? Or anything edible? Energy is the only place I ever remember hearing 'renewable' as a buzz word. And funny enough that only refers to shit like wind and sun that we have no control over.

I'm going to need you to flesh that out a little more. You skipped something important.

I think you're being retarded, but I'm willing to listen. Are there any interviews with some of these victims 10-20 years down the road we can point to as evidence? The only one I know of where we had any kind of followup was the dude who knocked up his teacher then married her when she got...

my last 2 phones had permanently installed batteries.

Don't worry I got the muzzies covered. Im going to draw a picture of Mohammed sucking a circumcised dick and put it on my backpack to ward them off. It's like garlic to a vampire.

I've been thinking about the FIRE thing lately because I listen to clark howard and he talks about it a lot. My main concern is that my hobbies will get real expensive once I retire. Second concern is that I like my job and wouldn't want to stop doing it.

I'm way too fat to consider a hike a good vacation. Except for maybe ghost walks. We always enjoy those sorts of tours.

Will I even be allowed to drive in England? What kinda hoops do you have to jump through to do that legally? A walking stick is enough weapon for me as long as no one will question it. As I understand the law, I just need to pretend its not intended for self defense. What would be really cool...

Fuck yes. Especially when it's a fancy steakhouse. Got one I love who's steaks are in the $80 range and maybe 2 or 3 times out of 10, one of us will get gristle. To their credit, the last time my wife got some, she complained and they offered her a free meal next time. But we never claimed...

liquor or hypnotism. What's the most embarassing thing that ever turned you on? Like, dark shit you won't admit to anyone you know in RL.

Just starting to plan a trip to England this summer. Anyone got any tips? All I know is that it will be 1 - 2 weeks and we're somewhat flexible. We're going to hit Scotland and/or Ireland while we're there. Probably look at some castles and do the basic tourist traps around london. Some...

Not at the moment. No. Answer my questions if you want to entertain us.

If I believed that, I wouldn't have typed out the above message. In the course of earning your Internet psychology degree, did you run across projection?

I was hoping you'd look past the joking and answer the questions. Everything you posted so far save for 2 things is some petty shit. Super petty. Even the 2 things that weren't petty were likely not as bad as they seemed. The cheating might have been a legit complaint, but that depends on...

McCarthy is kinda cute. Is your wife as funny?

My yahoo address is used the same way except that I also gave it to my family. Because they are fucking spammy. Some are even sketchy, but I actually like the sketchier members of my family.

Yeah well I've been negging those faggots so you can ignore them. Tell me or I will deliver your text document to your ex and future wife. On an unrelated note, can we get a pic of her so we can decide if she's worth keeping?

Yeah, that wouldn't earn him any respect, and that wasn't my goal. I don't think the next girl will respect him either. It's his best bet because then he still gets to see his girls and doesn't live in a cardboard box.

Why do you have no doubt? Why do you think she faked periods? I mean that in both senses, as in what evidence do you have and why would she do it? Who's idea was it to have an open marriage? Both the first time and the second time (or however many times there were). Who or what is RHCP...

A few years ago my company bought a bunch of computers to use on test systems. They were good computers but they took a non standard power supply. We started losing the fuckers making the computer worthless. Well those computers are all up on a shelf now because they run winxp and we have newer...

My wife has one of those backwards bicycles you might have seen on the yotubes (I think I first saw it on the smarter every day channel) for a training class. She's out of town and had to carry it in her car. She told me she was nervous about leaving it in the car because it looked like a bad...

I get minimum 2 a day. The most infuriating thing to me is that when I'm in the mood to play with them, 90 % of the time I can't get a person. Like I can't even figure out how the Scam is supposed to work if they won't talk to me. That means they're just bothering me. One time I started...

Websites do that shit for email addresses too. Enter it twice to verify but you can't copy paste. Wakandan I copy pasted the address in the first fucking field why can't I do it in the second one?

Yes you fucking sicko. Dry And not exclusively. Any dog who tries to dominate me.

I prefer archaic units so no one knows WTF it means. How many hands is your penis?

And people thought I was strange when I dry humped my dog to assert dominance.

Re unpaid gubmint workers. Many credit unions are giving them interest free loans because they have been guaranteed backpay. If they are government workers they qualify to join a credit union that's doing this. Even if not in a credit union, whatever bank holds their mortgage will probably...

With that color you don't have to do an enema first.