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Even this fucker's dessert is having a threesome. Dammit.

Humid in Phoenix. Aren't you precious? Just tuggin' your ballzak, Crone.

Those look good, I've never used olives on a kabob.

I just wanna quote this now so we can chuckle about it in January.

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I'm officially a WMMA fan now. rendc5-6df4o0srgjm14dba7lv0_layout.jpg Paige VanZant, youngest MMA chick fighter, if you care.

Well, heisa Cad.

Nothin' could be finer than 'Merican vaginer! First GiS for 'American vagina'... wtf is wrong with people. Attachment 73136

Yeah, I used to have a summer job unloading trucks at Associated Wholesale Grocers in KC, they are a wholesaler to independent grocers in the MidWest. The beef came in as primal cuts in refrigerated semi's and were at least partially frozen. We also knocked open a box of pig heads one day (4...

We just want you to hook back up with the mental patient from the boudoir shoot.

I prefer doing it this way, but sometimes if I forget to set the steaks out, or it's impromptu, I thaw them in hot water. I know I get demerits for this.

You sear the frozen steak then finish it in a 275 oven. Takes longer than an unfrozen steak, but maintains 9% more liquid. And the browning line is similar to that of a sous vide steak.

If you have a Mexican grocery close, stop in some time. They have plenty of Lay's product, though probably not labeled as Doritos. Lots of rolled up little types with tons of flavor.

She looks like a candle-holder to me.

Can you imagine the offspring of those two genitals?

Sounds like The Master is the blissfully happy one. Anyone else, I'd immediately call bullshit. At this point I'm only hinting at bullshit.

Really hoping that isn't a euphemism.

That almost makes me want to see them win the Superbowl. Almost.

Is that the chick in Marmac's post two above?

I'm getting rid of my rotary dial phone next week!

I didn't either before last week, but evidently Sony makes 'em and Best Buy stocks them. Weird.

Damn, the 80's had some bad-ass quarterbacks.

I got something that'll sho nuff set yo' stuff on fire. I love me some Chaka on this tune.

This CD player is making me very happy. The only 'glitch' so far is that when I'm recording the CD's to the Walkman, it doesn't record the album or song title names. And I need some kind of small usb to audio jack adapter for my car.

Zubaz Marino

Did you ever go talk to that hot blonde engineer chickie at your work?

Good idea.

I just read that dude's 'manifesto'. All I could think of was 'wat'.

They are fucking horrible, and give me indigestion like crazy. But sometimes, against all relevant judgement, I have to have a couple.

I got 859,708. Things are picking up for Sasha.

Chili Ham and beans Is it chunky or fine grain? If it's medium to fine, I'd use it for rub, too.

From wiki I'm not sure if they'd support a full-time team for any extended period of time, though. Good question.

lanx, you is a knifin' mo fo.

I can't imagine it. If so, this might not be the forum most suited to his needs.

Now I want poutine. Cheese curds are hard to find in Missouri.

Interesting. I'd drop Kelly like a wet fart and put Elway himself in there.

Your sarcasm was as fresh as that fish.

jenna-haze-fleshlight-girl.jpgaurora-snow-nude-photos-3.jpg Jenna Haze and Aurora Snow (rawr) were both in Superbad. A fact I did not know until today.

wat I'm admittedly ignorant, but I'm happy you porked a lot.