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Having a busted back and watching everyone else have fun.

Then why the fuck would I willingly do therapy?!

Fool me once, shame on getting fooled.

Went ahead and ordered a vanilla 290 (incoming Volcano island jokes about heat and stuff) to replace my 6950. That thing is one month shy of 3 years old now. GPU refresh cycles are getting ridiculous these days.

Just invite us next time.

The pistol unlocks make me sad. I don't know how I'd go beyond the starting P226 since the unlocks for them are a ridiculous number of kills themselves.

Sigh, 4 games today, over 2 hours of playing. 0 progress because they were all server crashes.

And for us to fap to her by.

I did this earlier today, worked fine, got the code immediately and have already preloaded no problem.

*reads this thread while eating peanut butter from the jar*

S-line is a cosmetics package, offers nothing over a standard A series Audi.

That's not the kind of pussy you should be looking for.

Are there any attractive Feminists?

So a +1 to team Kuriin then?

RADAR: About Half of Rape Allegations are False, Research Shows

Rape or R.A.P.E. (Regret A Previous Encounter)?

Well, as long as fat people continue to multiply it's easier for me to look good comparatively by eating nearly right and working out (too bad it hasn't done me much good but I still feel better about myself).

The Master, were you the guy in Colombia drinking all the coffee? Is that why everything has salt in it? But seriously, salt just makes things worse typically, however maybe I'll try some tomorrow with salt in it.

There is a difference.

I also order the hottest things on the menu just to try them. Never had the anus burning that all of my friends claim to have. Also a super taster here, but I haven't had an actual study performed to get a measurement for my bitter sensitivity. I can't eat chocolate, coffee is insanely bad...

As long as you don't sign the birth certificate.

And he requested that scene be perfect so it required many re-shoots?

Randomly watched that A's game this morning during breakfast and saw the only run during that entire game. Then went out to a bar and got to enjoy the Giants smashing the Dodgers and beating their old Dodger's stadium record. Just hope they can get this team together next year and make...

Frozen Orb, annnnnd I'm sold.

Or your spotter is your workout buddy and you're both on the same set of exercises and they're recovering while spotting. But these days, the only push exercise I do with a barbell is bench and I pretty much know a rep before I'm about to fail and just call it there or half rack it like a bitch.

Fuck that's an awesome certificate. I stamp it with approval. But yeah, if you aren't ridiculously good looking (no clue what I am, I hate my profile whenever I see it in a picture), jfc is this an uphill battle. Also, yeah, being mildly (or majorly if you believe those random internet...

I'm more interested in the hilarious shit you put in the text box. Since laying out your life is a huge turn off to women, what fantastical story have you got happening in the white space that women glaze over after they've decided whether or not to fuck you from your profile pictures?

And I run 23c *shrug*.

As long as ED-209 battles his iconic nemesis - the stairwell - everything will turn out a-ok.

Find someone with the stage 2 pulley and tune. You'll still probably beat them on a track, but I'm curious how the straight line will go.

I remember you, in the mountains.

Here you go: Atheist Finance/accounting BS college I've squandered the best years of my life 18-30 and made nothing of them. I have no legacy or family to leave behind. I have nothing of any consequence to live life for right now and I'm perfectly capable of making a rational, logical...

*shrug* if those suicide booths in Futurama existed now, I'd most likely walk into one tomorrow no problem.

No argument here. But we do tend to reach our peak idiocy much quicker and are sometimes able to point out what caused the dumb. *shrug*

This is what I deserve for making a tongue in cheek joke I suppose. I agree with you, but until women become ruled by logic instead of emotions and/or sexbots get invented, men are screwed.

So when are you adding a second 'i' to your name and switching teams?

I'm still looking for that. Bt this guy's blog has a ton of stats and analysis on marriage and divorce. http://dalrock.wordpress.com/2010/12...s-for-divorce/ http://dalrock.wordpress.com/2012/04...ed-to-divorce/ Edit: found a study but I haven't finished understanding...

Also seems hilarious that Blizzard gave popular streamers keys to distribute and they're all requiring subs to be apart of the raffle. Set nerd rustling to maximum.

Indeed. And if only you could immediately buy said tires, swap them within your first 100 miles and keep the expensive run flats in storage for when you return your lease...

Frack man, that texting was cringe worthy. http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2012/...en-more-proof/ The site mentioned is hilarious by the way -http://hetexted.com/