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Hah hah, ya that sounds about right. Austin is definitely the South's version of Portlandia, God love it.

i seriously doubt I coulda kept it up after that, lol. Kudos broheim

God damnit man. Don't you know that dumb art chicks give the best blow jobs? Why do you hate vagina? I 'dated' a chick a couple weeks ago that was getting her Masters, (MFA?) in Sculpture, whatever the fuck that is. We did the typical back and forth internet exchange for a couple days before...

Thx bro, why are you screwed?

Probably not, but its not worth taking a chance just to do a little bragging.

Why would I risk having someone like Keg get my RL info? I wouldn't be able to post like an asshole and say retarded shit when I'm drunk if I had a public profile. My goal is to have a very public profile in a few years and the internet is forever.

That's a serious journal, grats to your friend. I've got serious respect for physics nerds, that shit is hard. I start field sampling next week for my own study(s) that I am hopeful to submit for publication before grad school apps get sent out in the fall, and have been assisting every grad...

Unless they hang him in the public square he will never be dead to a lot of people. Plausible deniability.

The EQ:WoW ratio of mentions makes me happy. That could only happen here.

If you are broke and really wanna spend time with her just get a $10 bottle of wine, a couple steaks, a couple of baked potatoes, and a salad in a bag and invite her over for dinner and a movie.

Rose and a letter sounds beta as fuck bro. If you have been out a few times and have hit it off, give what she really wants for V. Day...dick in a box. And chocolates. Bitches love chocolate.

Yep, gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet.

sounds more like whales in a barrel brosef

I blew off the latest fuck buddy a couple weeks ago. I'm in the clear. Might be a good night to belly up to a bar somewhere and keep a look out for other Valentines Day singles, but will probably just stay home and study. #foreveralone

Civ 5 (post G&K) EQ Battlefield 2 Bionic Commando (NES) Tomb Raider

Hey bros, do I need to have an Affliction t-shirt to post in this thread?

There's plenty of other awful shit to lay at the feet of the current Pope without having to pull the Hitler Youth card.

EVERYTHING on the internet is an elaborate troll job, don't know why you guys keep falling for the sob stories. The more elaborate the stories are the more likely they are to be completely fabricated. Not saying this thread is all BS, but skepticism is always a good idea...

The road to irrelevancy continues. /yawn

Bro I think you are getting obsessed

Dudebro I love ya, but come on man, you are one of the worst offenders when it comes to criticizing people with differing beliefs. That shit Big P posted had the guy saying he wanted to go bare back with one of his SBs, whatever the fuck that is, and doesn't care if he passed an STD on to his...

true dat

^ Never slips up and drops the schtick. Never.

Nah, there's no way the producers of Gold Rush will let Dave get away. Next season onGold Rush: This Time its Personal- The Jesus Freak Vs. The Civil Engineer. Who will prevail?

The last week or so in GWBYHT has been pretty interesting.

95% of the ads are bots and 95% of the responses you get if you post an ad are from bots. The regular w4m is where the real chicks hang out. Great place to catch the herps if you don't have it already.

9/10, missed one the math's because I didn't feel like getting off my ass to get a paper/pencil...'bought a horse for 150, which was 80% of of true value, what percent gain if sold at 20% above true value'

God damnit, i don't have time to go down another twisted, degenerate rabbit hole...Why must you tempt me?

Ya it's fucking wild, just read this little gem...

bareback BJ, white street walker, asian massage parlor, law enforcement The fact that I now know all that indicates something has gone horrible wrong in my life...

This thread is ruining POF for me, bitches on there are too normal and too much trouble. Reading that usasexguide really makes me want to go hit up an AMP and get a BBBJ, hah hah!

Don't fuck a needle junkie man, if anything just pay her to insert things and take some pics for the lulz. Maybe get a handjob for your trouble.

Uh huh, sure. You have the ad, you called from your local number yet?

I didn't fucking start the conversation...

you don't even lift bro, i'm disappoint

Jesus Christ i'm in for a 100 if you can pull it off, but I don't think you got those kind of balls bro

u serious? I don't see you 'banging the hooker' in real life for internet lulz

That's the only time you really feel 110% alive, chasing some strange pussy. It's like fucking heroin though, the more you do it, the less it means. k- selection to r-selection in action...

casino bro

ya man, if you had to hit 'restart' or 'off' on the human race and your only oocyte came from shelly, 8 out of 10 dentists would recommend 'off' 100% of the time.