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Soak all your 20/50/100 bills in a starch solution just to fuck with people (take them to the bank, don't spend them).

I knew a guy that was locked up in a looney bin for a week from a kidney stone. He went shit-the-bed-bonkers and got a padded room for it. One smart doc later and he was home in a day.

Fan is a good idea. I used this technique in Taiwan to excellent effect. LSD in non-psychotropic doses stops migraines in their tracks. Also prevents them for months.

Giant white webs. All over my yard. Mowed the lawn today and had...hundreds of spiders crawling over me. Not bed bugs or chiggers. Spiders. And not a single fucking one of them was radioactive.

Giant white webs. All over my yard. Mowed the lawn today and had...hundreds of spiders crawling over me. Not bed bugs or chiggers. Spiders. And not a single fucking one of them was radioactive.

I've been fighting random spider bites all summer that left me itching for weeks. Mow the lawn = itch like hell. Cremes and anti-thisamines and whatever didn't work. I must have mowed down some spider condo this morning because I had hundreds of bites and they all itched like hell...this...

(in)famous would be Sarah Palin. Strictly famous would be Scarlett Johansson, but I didn't know about her when I met her, so that doesn't count. Q: What have you stolen from your best friend?

It's only slightly more pleasant than an appendectomy done with barbed wire and a toilet plunger.

You are going to have to foot the bill for the hardware yourself until you get high traffic enough to have companies pay attention to you. You and 900000000000 other small hardware sites trying to do the same thing.

FTFY

Hmm...let me try one. Fohtucky. Yep, it works as redneckville. At least as far as Tyen and Donkey were concerned.

They take vastly more time than a few hours.

This show is bad 80's King television in the 10's. I tried to make a go of it, but the bad writing and the giant stack of horrible D-list actors made me blow chunks. I have no idea how this stuff lives past pilot stage.

Nope. 3/4 of the raiders in my guild don't have them.

As a designer of a flat system, I'd want all tiers to be relevant, and thus lots of zones to be relevant. Though getting x of ore type y and z from aa different zones is still in a way collecting animal buttholes. As a player, I'd rather be able to collect x from all those zones sans group or...

@Woodyard...looks like TV dinner stuff. Probably store bought pickles. Beans are probably canned, too. I'm not a rib guru, but the first rack I smoked came out looking 9000000x better than those. Also, lol @ the pulled pork. You should have called the police.

I didn't mention dungeons specifically because I think they should be on a different type of progression that isn't Level first. Gear, AA, etc...we are treading old ground here. The thrust of my point was that most zones could remain relevant due to itemization (gear, crafting) versus becoming...

I've been an opponent of players levels for the last few years for lots of reasons. Primarily because they don't add anything to the game other than a time dimension....invest time_x to get to level_y, which doesn't include skill or anything other than beating up rats and wimpy bears for their...

Ham is 43, May is 50, and Jezza is 53. They'll be on until Clarkson's teeth fall out (2-3 more years).

Ouch. Utterly brutal and uncalled for. Also: beat me to it.

LMAO. Ferrari can't wipe their asses, much in the same way they couldn't before Todt/Brawn/Schu came along. They have a long drought ahead of them unless both LdM and Domenicali are shown the door. Which will never happen. Mercedes are rumored to sack Brawn for Piddy Two Shoes next year...

Hm, skip Nissan. Pretty horrible cars reliability wise. Might look at the Honda Fit. Great little cars, with an all new one coming in November. Lots of space and utility for a small but safe car. Big + for expectant parents. Also, not expensive.

1. Mulgrew is ok. 2. Biggs is shit, and I hope they write him out. 3. Prepon doesn't grow. 4. Show definitely gets better rather quickly, but I like off kilter shows. Sure as ten fucks beats another police procedural or MD show. Natasha Lyonne isn't acting in this show at all. They based...

EQ2F was a veritable soup kitchen of hobos,methheads, crack heads, infected scabs of society, and that was just the founder himself.

Keep em in the fridge, then press down on them slightly on a hard surface while giving a quarter twist = no more Reese Racing Stripes on the wrapper.

Argh, I hope not, at least on the floaty islands all over. EQ2 has them up the arse, and I hope SOE is done with them.

Needs a Sgt. Slate pathing around out front. Also. /ooc wtb ssoy, 5000p.

You obviously have never heard of EQ2Flames.

Not quite the worst episode in history, but pretty fucking close. FFS...the worst thing to happen to Deb is Dex. Dex ruined everything she ever cared about, and in the space of a few platitudes, all is forgiven and they both want to go on a killing spree. WTF? Dex ruining Deb should have...

Grabbed an Akorn Kamado from Amazon for $300. Did some minor mods to it, then dropped some pork ribs on it for 4 ish hours. Put some soaked ears of corn on there after two hours. Well, everything turned out perfect. My GF's eldest kid....a picky eater, vacuumed down an entire rack...

Meat down on a slow cooker.

Trite, recycled garbage TV. Story is junk, characters are junk. I think this sewage exists only to give D+ actors work. I mean, I want to care why/where/what about the dome, but all the characters are just really bad cliches that we've seen too much of. The casting and the acting and...

Boston something bombings something something.

Why are people slagging Izo over a fake, cheap watch? Hell, even the real ones are shit. Red herring and all that.

I think the tacit implication that the more you pay and sooner, the greater the level of desperation.

Were you born with 4 shovels? Just wondering, because you shovel bullshit faster and deeper than anyone I have ever met. Hint: no one buys your bullshit.

One of the last few questions on my psych exam to become a cop: "Do you like flowers?" I thought it might be a Voight-Kampff reaction thing. It wasn't.

My cousin's husband had really similar symptoms as you have. He hit 47 and had all sorts of unpleasant health issues. He went around the country for two solid years before one single person figured out his issues...now, he looks lots younger and is as hale as a 30-year old....in every single...

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