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I'm so glad I'm happily married.

Come at me, bro!

Just purchased The Chronicles of the Black Company, and I am looking for more series like this. Completed series.I don't want to be hanging on the hook like I am with fucking Martin. Thanks!

Attachment 70978 And from what I understand, it also makes julienne fries.

True enough. If we bring pie, we bring homemade whipped cream and people go nuts for it because they are so used to eating that Cool Whip.

Soy up in here chop busting.

I got a job offer once, from an alfredo sauce I made for a reception dinner. It was Ragu. Light, even.

It was delicious. Had a nice bark on the outside, and tender, juicy pulp on the inside. Try it!

Buy the Barilla pasta, mang. Other than that, sounds good to me.

I found a spoon that perfectly matched the curvature of the bowl I was eating yogurt from. A total clean scrape.

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Have a Leffe for me, eh?

It's dicey. The further I get into it, it seems that my heart arrhythmia episodes were a side effect of the insulin I was taking. I'm about a day and a half clean from that particular insulin, and I feel TONS better. I'm not out of the woods, but I can see the other side at least.

You're right, I'm dumb as fuck. Carry on.

ftfy

Tell us again why you married this gal?

Quick, easy and delicious: 2 leftover cooked chicken breast halves - diced 1 can diced tomatoes 1 med. onion - diced 1 med. zucchini - sliced up real nice Saute onion and zucchini in olive oil until onion is where you like it, add the rest. Salt, pepper, basil, and oregano. Plus...

I've never sous vide, but I think that's pretty wrong.

I guess ze Germans aren't as fussy about desecrating their flags.

But my buns are perky as hell.

The lunch buffet would be AWESOME.

The lunch buffet would be AWESOME.

4 German goals in 6 minutes. Nothing much.

Holy shite.

Take a buddy with you when you have to hit the head.

And unofficially, the name of the worst strip club ever.

I'll add that I use a paper plate most often to chop shit, cause I'm lazy and don't want to clean the cutting board. I'm helping to destroy the environment.

I'm in the one-flip camp while cooking on the grill. Not so much indoors in the cast iron. On the grill, for me, it's better to do one-flip because the burger gets a nice crust built up before you try and flip them, and it helps keep the burger from falling apart during flipping.

Jeezy Creezy, I didn't even look at the price of that thing. Makes me happy I've got a carpenter buddy that made our maple cutting board for nada with leftover scrap. It's awesome.

To what end? Cutler couldn't pour piss out of a boot with directions on the heel.

Back in my day, we didn't give a rats ass if the woman came or not. It was hard enough trying to machete your way through that thick jungle patch. It was a simpler, more hirsute time.

Like I said before, it's a viscosity issue. If it's watery, it's pee. If it's snotty, it's cum. God damn kids.

Me, too.

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The cutting board didn't seem that big to warrant a bigger kitchen.

You are my god damn hero, McCheese. Just don't let that shit catch up to you, it's sneaky. By what you've posted, I don't think it will though.

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Where is the seat? Really, I just miss the days when a push mower was enough. No way in hell I'm gonna push 3 acres though. And seriously, fuck that neighbor. If he doesn't like it, he should buy you a new mower. (I realize that you probably really did need a new mower.) But fuck that guy.

We may need clarification here. 3-4 days with or without showering?

Yep, and they have a drive though. Qualifies. Seriously though, it depends on the restaurant. Some are slow, but they always are busy. Bitches love Panera.