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It clicks, and she started to get really interested in it. It's a good thing. I really don't know any good books for little girls. I'm sure your wife does, and i'm sure that her teachers do. You do want to provide her with enjoyable stories so that she'll take pleasure in reading. She's...

pretty good!

I rediscovered raunchy stories about a year ago.

"Sex, gonna log. Cya fags" is ALWAYS a valid excuse to bunk a raid. Bros before ho's, yes. That's the commonly cited rule, but the less quoted ancillary is "poon before toon."

Won't lie. It was fappable. What we need to do is create a collage of Mrs. Gravy and Lindz pictures. I mean like when you were a kid and you'd cut out pictures from your magazines and glue them onto a sheet of printer paper in order to create the perfect woman. I know we've got a couple of...

LOL

If it didn't he's just a fag.

Pie Pie Me oh my Nothing tastes sweet, wet, salty and dry all at once o well it's pie Apple! Pumpkin! Minced an' wet bottom. Come to your place everyday if you've got em' Pie Me o my I love pie

honestly, that's at the heart of a lot of it. But if you find yourself in the woods beating on a drum you've taken it a step to far and need to stop being just a different kind of pussy. That sounds meaner than I meant. lol. step 1) don't be a pussy step 2) see step 1. step 0 is the hard...

If that's what you call a tongue in your butt, then yes. She was the first woman I was ever comfortable enough with to let her eat my ass.

Nah, all that seems pretty normal noodle. Old flame is a trope for a reason. Life happens, decisions are made, we question "what if i'd made this other decision instead?" It's healthy.

Heartbreak lasting a decade is bad news. It doesn't have to be a therapist, but you have to find some way to integrate that harm. And if you're still broken up about it a decade later there is still significant harm being done. I was destroyed for five years or so after a particularly hard...

No, but they can fire her for something else. Like the cost it took to clean the mold and pay the fine comes out of the budget, and times are lean some cuts just have to be made. She'll probably get fired if they find out that she's the one who called. At the same time that's exactly the sort...

In that case, shut it down. I'd give them 1-3 days to clean it up. They've already had 7.

Yeah, you guys aren't entirely wrong. The problem is that you really -don't- know how long it will take the Health Department to react, and you really don't even know what the reaction is going to be. The health department might fine them a few thousand dollars and give them a month to clean...

If it hasn't killed any 2 year olds yet, it's not going to kill them in 1-3 more days. It's a very serious problem and it does require immediate attention. The owners may be just as ignorant of the problem as the staff. They do provide a service for these families, and it will be a disruption...

Why? Who would you RATHER sacrifice to the Shub-Niggurath?

A couple of days, to fix that one spot. And to go around looking underneath all the cubbies for more mold patches. Honestly, a real carpet cleaning is going to have to be done outside business hours. That means either a weekend day or an overnight with 2 guys. It obviously needs to be right...

I've only ever asked if they've lezzed out. A surprising number of them admit it. I don't need to hear about the dudes. But this, THIS is relevant to my interests.

If she still had her hymen at 28 she was not only avoiding sex, she was avoiding tampons and being physically active.

I'll admit that much is close enough to true. But that is always going to be the case. Cuba is a medium sized island. The USA compromises the cohesive bulk of an entire continent. There will never be a time, as long as this remains true, that Cuba will be free of American influence...

Oh, and I wouldn't wait that long. I know the money/insurance is a real consideration, but this can cripple you. If you have to go into a little bit of debt it is worth the debt.

It sounds like you either slipped a disc or burst one. It will unfortunately take surgery to correct. The leg problems can stem from lumbar disks. All the nerves down in your legs run through that spinal cord. Feeling pain in your thigh can originate somewhere besides your leg, and in this...

It probably was. And it probably passed. That is a very finely tuned piece of engineering. One second made the difference. You're literally talking about a fluke. You can't plan for that, you can't even create redundant systems for that. Redundant systems would cost you time and you have...

ASSANGE SPOTTED! STILL DEAD

Not good enough. A competent general and a rabble of ideological peasants threw them straight off the island. And once american companies stopped fleecing, the entire thing fell immediately to shit. I'm afraid that's one of those "you can't have it both ways". The argument is not about if...

I don't understand what's so fucking hard to grasp. It also wasn't my statement, it's lithoses. If you cannot see that an idea was put forward and summarily rejected, but rely only on the initial action and not the entirety of the response... if you're just that devoted to being wrong, then...

You realize that the cuba of 175 years ago is a very different thing? Shit, there were large parts of the CONTINENT that hadn't been incorporated as States yet. Of COURSE the South wanted to annex Cuba. Most of the States that were slated to be coming into existence were not slave states...

I honestly cringed a little. I mean I hope things go well for you Den... but.. either she's lying or she's telling the truth. Either way buckle up for the drama.

That's still not a colony. That's a nation being exploited by private interests. Shit, I honestly don't claim otherwise. That's an economic vassal. Annexation would be a REMARKABLY good thing for Cuba. But there's no way that Americans want to invest in full annexation. Cuba will remain...

Cuba never rose to the level of an American colony. Technically you can say that since it was a Spanish colony, we inherited it as such. But that was never the American goal or the understanding. That Castro created a peasant revolt against the aritstocracy (who probably deserved to have all...

He meant that castro was happy to force people to give up their land. it's a convoluted syntax.

I'm not impressed. Cuba was never a colony. The best cubans can hope for, and I do mean the best, is to be an American territory. An understanding similar to what we have with Peurto Rico.

He's asian. So he's got some weird ideas to start with.

should ask her how many dicks she's sucked, imho. Not trying to shit on your parade or anything. Don't matter, got laid... but throwing the whole virgin thing out there? Nah man. If she was a 28 year old virgin who wanted to not be a virgin anymore... she wouldn't tell you she's a virgin...

Obama really is trying to run for Secretary General, isn't he? He's the right color. And everyone in the world knows that he both can not and will not assert any sort of actual power. Perfect fit.

Wait, now we're onto golf metaphors? Ok. Hole in one is obvious. What's sandtrap? Water hazard? Mulligan? These metaphors are for like German sex.

because trump said he was a dictator, probably. And because it fits so nicely into their worldview to think that he was just a great guy who brought stability and prosperity to cuba. He stood up to Kennedy! Sure, he was forced to back down, but he stood up! And he never stopped standing up...

I honestly wonder if they had any mechanism for the peaceful transfer of power, considering the way that Castro seized it. It seems to me that they've been refusing to admit castro is dead for the past five years because they had no other choice, not because they're some ideologically backwards...